Rob Kardashian & Blac Chyna: Hooking Up?!

File this one under couples we never could’ve seen coming in a million, billion years.

Yes, TMZ is reporting that Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are hooking up.

Given their long history of entangled alliances, and the fact that Rob is basically a sickly shut-in these days, that may sound incredibly unlikely, but the site offers up some pretty compelling evidence.

In fact, it looks like Blac basically spilled the beans on her Instagram account this morning:

The photo on the left was posted by Ms. Chyna just moments ago with a caption reading, “The beginning.”

The photo on the right shows Rob’s heavily tattooed left arm. Certainly seems to be the same appendage.

The idea of these two as a couple is mind-blowing for a number of reasons, not the least of which is that Rob has been living as a recluse and coping with serious physical and mental health issues for the past several months.

Add to that the fact that Blac’s been embroiled in an intense feud with Kylie Jenner for the better part of two years, and this begins to look like the the most random celebrity couple in recent memory. 

Blac, of course, was formerly engaged to Tyga, who’s now dating Rob’s youngest sister.

She’s been very open about her feelings toward Kylie, but there was a time when Blac was a Kardashian family friend. In fact, at one point, she was pretty much Kim’s BFF.

So maybe this pairing isn’t quite as bonkers as it seems at first…Nah, it’s still pretty damn weird.

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Jax Taylor Arrested in Hawaii: He Paid HOW MUCH For Bail?!

If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you know that tonight’s episode will feature more of the crew on vacation in Hawaii, because they have more money and free time than every other waitstaff in the world combined.

As we reported back in July, Jax Taylor was arrested for stealing a pair of sunglasses on said vacay, and the incident is featured in this week’s installment:

Jax Taylor: ARRESTED!

Obviously, we’ve known about Jax’s latest legal entanglement for several months, but the above preview reveals some new details such as the fact that the dude’s friends were forced to fork over 11 freakin’ grand for bail.

“I mean $ 11,000 is f–king ridiculous,” Scheana Marie says in the clip.

“So we have a matter of hours to come up with 11 grand, get him out of jail, get all of our luggage, hop in an Uber, get to the airport to go to Third Eye Blind tomorrow.”

Third Eye Blind? Seems like our favorite SURvers are stuck in their adolescence in more ways than one.

Anyway, preference for mediocre ’90s bands aside, Jax is really gunning for a spot as the dumbest reality TV star in history. Check out the master criminal at work in this security cam footage:

Jax Taylor Steals Sunglasses in Front of Security Camera, Remains a Moron

For the record, the sunglasses reportedly cost $ 300.

Not a cheap pair of shades, sure, but it’s worth noting that Jax reportedly pulls in a six-figure salary just for appearing on the show.

He also owns a restaurant, models, does paid appearances, and occasionally even bartends (when he’s not too sh-tfaced).

So yeah, we’re not sure who’s dumber – Jax, or his friends for continuing to put up with this crap.

Jennifer Lopez Takes Bow in Vegas, Splits Open Pants

Take a bow, Jennifer Lopez.

You"ve got a might fine rear end.

This is not mere speculation on our part, not after Lopez completed a recent concert in Las Vegas, bent over at the waist to show her appreciation to the crowd for its applause…

… and tore open her pants in the process.

OOPS! Also: HAWT!

The wardrobe malfunction took place at the conclusion of Lopez’s “All I Have” show on Saturday, January 23.

Before exiting the stage, the singer thanked the thousands in attendance with a bow, only for cameras to capture her bedazzled jumpsuit opening up to reveal one of the most famous butts in the business.

The mother of twins Max and Emme made her Las Vegas debut on January 21.

Throughout each show, she wears no less than 12 shimmering, VERY revealing costumes, including a Zuhair Murad corset, bodysuits by Nicolas Jebran and one-of-a-kind getups by Versace. 

But we doubt Lopez planned on revealing this much of herself this time around.

No matter, though.

When you have a rear end such as this, we also doubt Lopez has lost much sleep as a result of millions of people watching the following video on their computers.

Courtney Stodden Posts Her Version of a "Classy" Outfit

The not-so-elusive wife of Doug Hutchison uses her Instagram account as a portfolio for anyone looking to sign a cheap-looking model.

Fishwrapper found a saucy image of the 21-year-old, posing as she does in front of a mirror.

“My outfit for the night. 1 piece + hoodie. #classy,” Courtney Stodden posted on January 23rd.

Sure.

Anyway, if you spend some time pouring over her Instagram feed, you’ll notice that she does her damndest to evoke the style and spirit of Marilyn Monroe.

On January 21st, Stodden posed for a photo outside Hollygrove, an orphanage that closed its doors in 2005 after 125 years of business.  The organization house Marilyn Monroe, when she was Norma Jean Baker.

I’m going to take a wild guess and assume that Courtney Stodden thinks she really wants to be Marilyn Monroe, but hasn’t actually read anything about Marilyn Monroe.

Stodden likely draws comparisons to Monroe, since both blonds married at sixteen and use their bombshell image as their meal ticket.

Back in October, Stodden told Us Weekly that she and Hutchison will renew their vows.  

“I can finally [plan] it myself, you know, because I was 16 and I had to have it signed [by my parents], so I think finally not having any parents involved and just doing it myself is going to be great,” she said at a PETA event last September.

“I want to do a big thing, because, you know, our first time around we married in Las Vegas next to a Chevron — it was not that glamorous!

“So I really want to play it up. I want to do the whole Cinderella thing.”

Here are three things that are bound to happen at this vow renewal:

1) The dress will flammable and low-cut.

2) The ceremony and reception will be available to rent/buy via Pay-Per-View.

3) The theme will be Marilyn Monroe.