Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna: SEX TAPE?!?

First comes making your family’s mortal enemy your girlfriend.

Then comes telling everyone she’s having your baby and moving in with her after your sister finds the two of you holed up and partying in her house.

Then comes… SEX TAPE!

It’s just the natural order of things. And all in a time span of about two weeks.

That’s right, according to HollywoodLife, new controversial couple Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna have been asked by several adult entertainment companies to perform in a sex tape, and guess what?

They’re INTO it!

“Rob’s realizing that he has just as much claim to the family’s empire and fame, and he wants to share that with his boo, Blac, so they can make a name for themselves and be the new breakout stars of the family,” a source tells the site.

I mean, so far, Rob’s sister Kim Kardashian is the only one in the family who’s done a sex tape (one that’s available to the public, anyway).

Why should SHE have all the fun?

According to the source, Blac wants to direct, so she would exercise full creative control.

“It would be the sex tape of all sex tapes and would make Kim and Ray J’s look like something from the stone ages, but then again, that’s not that hard to do.” 

Ooh, we can’t wait! 

What will it entail? Special effects with green screens? Alien invaders with gargantuan vaginas? Holograms of the Kardashian family screaming in horror?

According to everyone, Blac is using Rob to get back at his family, but it sounds as though Rob is pretty much doing the same.

“Rob’s going for the jugular,” added the source. “While he loves Blac Chyna, he wants to stick it to his sisters, mainly Kim, in the worst way possible.” 

Sounds like a mutually beneficial arrangement to me. Twisted and deranged, but mutually beneficial indeed.

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Martin Shkreli Threatens Ghostface Killah in Bizarre Video, May Want to Leave New York ASAP

Of all the strange news stories that went viral in 2015, perhaps none featured as many unexpected twists and turns as that of the so-called "Pharma Bro," Martin Shkreli.

It all started when Shkreli jacked up the price of Daraprim – a life-saving medication used by HIV and cancer patients to prevent Toxoplasmosis – by more than 5,000 percent.

Naturally, Shkreli made a lot of enemies as a result of his abject greed and callous disregard for human life, including Vermont senator and current presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders, whom Shkreli attempted to engage in a bizarre online feud.

But the 32-year-old"s latest beef has nothing to do with his unethical business practices, or even his recent arrest for securities fraud. 

You see, instead of attempting to win over his many, many critics through some sort of philanthropic endeavor, Shkreli recently went on a wild spending spree, scooping up a number of wildly ostentatious status symbols, including a $ 2 million Wu Tang album.

The iconic hip hop crew only pressed one copy of the disc, with the expectation that whatever well-heeled fan purchased it would happily release it to the public.

Unfortunately, they didn"t account for the possibility of someone like Shkreli buying the record.

Shkreli seems to have made the purchase for no other reason than to play an absurdly expensive game of keep-away with the hip hop community.

He"s boasted about owning the album, but seems to have no plans to make it available to anyone else. In fact, he recently threatened to erase it.

Wu Tang members the RZA and Ghostface Killah have expressed their distaste for Shkreli, and the former pharmaceutical exec has responded by issuing a series of threats on social media, culminating in the video below.

The clip – which was posted just moments ago – features Shkreli launching into a bizarre tirade while a bunch of masked goons pose menacingly behind him.

It"s truly obnoxious, but we suggest you check it out. After all, it"s not every day that you get to hear what may be a man"s last words.

Kyie Jenner: I Want to BE Kim Kardashian!

Over they past couple years, Kylie Jenner has slowly transformed into a Kim Kardashian mini-me right before our eyes.

Kylie has spoken about looking up to Kim, but she usually makes a point of reminding fans that she’s her own woman with her own goals and identity.

Or, should we say, she used to?

Kylie basically dropped the charade in a recent video that she posted to her app in which she insisted that she’s not competing with Kim – and then literally admitted that she wants to be her big sister.

“I think people forget that me and Kim are sisters,” Kylie said. “We’re not in a competition. We’re completely different people.

“She’s one of my biggest inspirations. That’s not a secret. I look up to my sister. I don’t think that’s a weird thing. We have a lot of love for each other.’

The whole video made perfect sense…until Kylie closed it out with a doozy:

“Yeah, it’s cute,” Kylie said. “I do want to be Kim.”

Uh…what? All this time we thought the whole “Kylie wants to be Kim” thing was just a joke.

Turns out she really has been trying to turn herself into the perfect Kim klone!

Someone should probably tell her that Tyga is no Kanye West.

View Slideshow: 14 Times We Thought Kylie Jenner was Actually Kim Kardashian

Lisa Ann: Kanye West Sends Dick Pics to Porn Stars!

As you’ve probably heard, Kanye West went off on Wiz Khalifa yesterday in a Twitter rant that was genuinely batsh-t insane, even by the lofty standards of the man who calls himself Yeezus.

Today, he’s probably regretting it, as an army of current and former sex workers are coming at Kanye with stories of unsolicited dick pics and other stories that the rapper (and his wife) would probably prefer remain private.

The women aren’t coming to the defense of Wiz so much as they’re sticking up for his ex-wife Amber Rose, whom Kanye has a history of publicly degrading.

Amber already slammed Kanye in a series of hilarious tweets and interviews, but now an army of adult film stars and strippers are rallying to her defense, with famed Sarah Palin lookalike Lisa Ann leading the charge.

“Kanye says ‘You let a Stripper Trap you’ I’m sorry, are strippers a new race we don’t know about Kanye? You chased them all, me included,” Lisa tweeted. And she didn’t stop there:

“This recent Kanye implosion is just the worst.. He talks down on strippers yet married the #1 OG Porn Star made Famous by @RayJ SMH”

“Yes Amber was a stripper and Kim was a married Porn Star when she met Kanye. 72 days of hell for poor Humphries!”

“For Kanye to bring up @DaRealAmberRose & @wizkhalifa child after a professional topic was addressed by WIZ- the lamest of all lame Kanye.”

“I will spend the night organizing old emails from kanye, including the amazing cock shots he sent unwarranted. all strippers rejoice! LOL”

Yes, Lisa really went all in, and she wasn’t alone.

View Slideshow: 16 Pearls of Kanye West Wisdom

A porn star named Jenna Shea got in on the fun by revealing that Kanye has a long history of whipping it out in front of women he barely knows:

“Well @thereallisaann I seen @kanyewest cock in person with one of your co-workers I’m sure we all have a ‘Kanye’ story,” Shea tweeted.

“So @kanyewest wanna call @DaRealAmberRose stripper/need showers let’s all come out with our Kanye stories see who the real USED UP one is!”

Lisa says she won’t personally be sharing Yeezy’s dick pics, but from the sound of it, there are lots of them out there!

We get the feeling things are gonna get worse before they get better for ‘Ye and company.