Monday, February 1, 2016

Nick Jonas Basically Confirms Banging of Kate Hudson

Nick Jonas refuses to say for certain whether or not he’s engaging in sexual intercourse with Kate Hudson.


But Nick Jonas is TOTALLY engaging in sexual intercourse with Kate Hudson!



Rumors of Jonas and Hudson surprisingly getting it on started way back in September.


Neither half of this alleged couple has talked much about the other in public, though some believe Hudson recently shared a photo of her rear end online with Jonas in mind.


Featured in a new interview with Complex Magazine, meanwhile, Jonas was asked about Hudson.


And not in some indirect, roundabout, subtle way, either.


Reporter Kerensa Cadena came right out and asked the following of the artist:


Are you having sex with Kate Hudson?


Jonas reportedly laughed at the direct question and then did his best to answer it honestly, while being sure not to bang kiss and tell:


“Kate’s incredible. We had an unbelievable connection as two humans who just admire things about each other, and see something in each other that’s beautiful.


“Out of my best effort to respect her and her privacy, I’m not going to say if we had sex or not. But we did have a beautiful connection. Even now I have so much admiration and respect. She’s amazing.”


Allow us to translate:


Kate is incredible. We had an unbelievable SEXUAL connection as two humans who just admire things about each other, LIKE EACH OTHER’S NAKED PRIVATE PARTS, and see something in each other, LIKE WHEN MY PENIS IS INSIDE OF HER VAGINA.


Hehe, sorry.


We actually do admire Jonas for not coming right out and bragging about something he most certainly has every right to brag about.


It’s good to know he’s willing to admit he has a lot of sex, but enough of a gentlemen not to reveal who that sex is with. (SPOILER ALERT: It’s currently Kate Hudson!)


Blac Chyna: Busted For Possession of Ecstasy, Xanax

As you may have heard, Blac Chyna was arrested at Austin International Airport over the weekend.



Early reports had the model and girlfriend of Rob Kardashian getting arrested for being drunk and disorderly at an airport bar.


Now, it seems that Blac did indeed make a scene, but that was just the beginning of her legal trouble.


TMZ is reporting that when cops searched Blac, they discovered two white pills with “glittery gold flakes” in a sunglasses case.


The pills were field tested and came back positive for MDMA, also known as Ecstasy.


Blac told police that she had taken Xanax, but it’s not known if she was in possession of the drug, or if she had a prescription.


When asked if she had been drinking, Blac reportedly responded, “Of course,” and then broke down crying.


Witnesses say the trouble started when a bartender refused to serve Blac the quantity of liquor that she was demanding.


She became “verbally aggressive,” and an onlooker called the cops.


According to the police report, Blac was “passively resistive” with the arresting officers, going limp and refusing to walk when they attempted to remove her from the scene.


She wasn’t in custody long, as Rob Kardashian drove 1,377 miles from LA to Austin to bail his new girlfriend out.


Unfortunately for Blac, it sounds like her legal troubles are just beginning.


Justin Bieber: Spotted Drinking Alone at a Gay Bar

Say what you will about Justin Bieber, the man is never short on surprises.


On Wednesday, Bieber stopped to help an injured woman as he was walking to a club in West Hollywood. On Saturday, Bieber gave an impromptu concert at 1Oak in LA. No one knows what made the Biebs decide to put on a show, but it seems he may have been feeling a bit lonely beforehand:



That’s Justin posing with Robert Sebastian, a bouncer at well-known North Hollywood gay bar The Cobra Room.


Sebastian and others who were at the club that night say Bieber came in around 9 pm, sat by himself at the bar, and drank a couple beers before quietly exiting.


Witnesses say Justin probably wasn’t aware it was a gay bar, as the place doesn’t get hopping until around 11 on weekdays.


Later that evening, Justin hopped on stage at 1Oak and serenaded the crowd, so he probably just spotted an empty bar and decided to do a little pre-gaming before he hit the club.


What’s more surprising than Justin going to a gay bar is the fact that he went anywhere without his entourage.


It looks like even the Biebs needs a little time alone for self-reflection now and then. Or at least a quiet place to pound a few brews.


Vanessa Hudgens Dedicates These Amazing Grease: Live Performances to Her Father

God bless you, Vanessa Hudgens.


The former High School Musical star shared very sad news with fans just hours before taking to the stage as Rizzo in Grease: Live on Fox last night: her dad passed away from cancer.



Hudgens posted a message on Twitter about her father’s death, adding that she would do the show “in his honor” that evening.


And it’s very safe to say that Hudgens made her late parent proud, most notably with two standout performances.


As Rizzo, Hudgens was tasked with two solos, the first of which (above) featured her making fun of Julianne Hough’s very pure and innocent main character.


The second, “There Are Worse Things I Could Do,” was an emotional ballad that gave us a look inside Rizzo herself:



The performances are impressive enough on their own (heck, Anna Kendrick wants to have sex with Hudgens as a result)… but they’re made even more so when you consider what Hudgens was going through at the time.


“Imagine you had Vanessa Hudgens’ day, and doing that. What a superhero. In total awe,” Tweeted Broadway star Lin-Manuel Miranda in response.


And he was far from alone in his praise:


Austin Butler: WOW @VanessaHudgens singing ‘Worst Things’ had me in tears. Just brilliant.


Demi Lovato: My prayers are with @VanessaHudgens today.. You are one strong, and admirable woman.


Ashley Tisdale: I wouldn’t expect anything less @VanessaHudgens is killing it! So proud of my girl.


And after all the hand-jiving and grease lightnings were over and done with, Fox concluded its three-hour performance with a dedication to Hudgens’ father, Greg.




Dedication



Sad, but perfect, right?


Here’s a look at the most memorable moments from a great production: