Monday, February 1, 2016

Nick Jonas Basically Confirms Banging of Kate Hudson

Nick Jonas refuses to say for certain whether or not he’s engaging in sexual intercourse with Kate Hudson.


But Nick Jonas is TOTALLY engaging in sexual intercourse with Kate Hudson!



Rumors of Jonas and Hudson surprisingly getting it on started way back in September.


Neither half of this alleged couple has talked much about the other in public, though some believe Hudson recently shared a photo of her rear end online with Jonas in mind.


Featured in a new interview with Complex Magazine, meanwhile, Jonas was asked about Hudson.


And not in some indirect, roundabout, subtle way, either.


Reporter Kerensa Cadena came right out and asked the following of the artist:


Are you having sex with Kate Hudson?


Jonas reportedly laughed at the direct question and then did his best to answer it honestly, while being sure not to bang kiss and tell:


“Kate’s incredible. We had an unbelievable connection as two humans who just admire things about each other, and see something in each other that’s beautiful.


“Out of my best effort to respect her and her privacy, I’m not going to say if we had sex or not. But we did have a beautiful connection. Even now I have so much admiration and respect. She’s amazing.”


Allow us to translate:


Kate is incredible. We had an unbelievable SEXUAL connection as two humans who just admire things about each other, LIKE EACH OTHER’S NAKED PRIVATE PARTS, and see something in each other, LIKE WHEN MY PENIS IS INSIDE OF HER VAGINA.


Hehe, sorry.


We actually do admire Jonas for not coming right out and bragging about something he most certainly has every right to brag about.


It’s good to know he’s willing to admit he has a lot of sex, but enough of a gentlemen not to reveal who that sex is with. (SPOILER ALERT: It’s currently Kate Hudson!)