KUWTK Preview: Kylie Jenner Cries Over Tyga Because She"s a Teen

Remember when you were 18 and fighting with your boyfriend marked the end of the world?

Yeah, unfortunately viewers will have to sit through one of Kylie Jenner"s tearful explanations (or lack thereof) of why she and her 26-year-old boyfriend, Tyga are at odds.

"Did you guys get in a fight?" Kourtney asked, likely bored because she"s not 18.

I just, like, don’t know what to do about T,” a choked-up Kylie said as she walked away.

Never mind that the relationship is a weird one (Tyga started dating Jenner when she was underage), but I"m not interested in tuning into the ups and downs of a teenage romance

Give us more of Kris Jenner"s 60th birthday party.  Let us see her passed out in the back of a Rolls Royce after what looked like a rousing good time.

Please stop showing footage of Kylie crying over some dumb fight she had with her boyfriend.  I"m sure she"s a nice girl, but as far as a personality goes, she"s as captivating as drying paint.

What is interesting is seeing Kendall Jenner giving someone a proper tongue lashing over the phone.

 "The attention is not gonna be on you for one second," she said matter-of-factly.  "You can"t come."

Thanks to editing, we"re led to believe that Caitlyn Jenner has learned that her daughter is walking in the Victoria"s Secret Fashion Show.

How both scenes are related to one another is something we must all wait until Sunday for.

Taylor Swift: Working Out to Achieve Calvin Harris" Ideal Body?

Last month, rumors about Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris getting engaged were everywhere online.

Sources say Calvin has asked Taylor’s mom for permission to propose, but he still hasn’t gone through with it.

Now, according to several hilarious articles on the topic, it seems the problem has less to do with Calvin’s cold feet, and more to do with Taylor’s non-existent butt.

As you may know, Taylor’s lack of booty has been a source of controversy in the past, because the world we live in is incredibly dumb sometimes.

Now, sources are claiming that Calvin has issued Taylor the most ridiculous ultimatum in history: Grow an ass, or I’m out of here!

“Calvin’s always preferred really toned girls,” an insider tells ever-reliable National Enquirer.

“While there’s not an inch to pinch on Taylor, he wants her to get more bootylicious!”

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Instagram Photos: This Singer Has Style!

The source says Taylor has been obsessively hitting the gym in hopes of building a better butt, which is ridiculous, because she obviously has enough money to just inject her ass with Kardashian DNA.

It’s possible there’s some truth to this story, but we tend to have less faith in any piece of journalism that features the word “bootylicious.”

Imagine if you read that Ted Cruz described the Iowa Caucus results as bootylicious, or Peyton Manning said he expects his team to put in a bootylicious performance at the Super Bowl.

Yes, it would be amazing, but you’d be right to doubt the credibility of the source.

Speaking of ridiculous stories, we hear Beyonce might be single soon, so maybe Calvin should just hold out for the Queen of Bootylicious. Make it happen, Tabloid Gods!

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris: So in Love!

Kim Kardashian and Amber Rose: How Did They Make Peace?

Internet users woke up on Tuesday morning to stunning news:

Donald Trump lost the Iowa Caucus to Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders nearly upset Hillary Clinton.

Wait… no, that’s not it.

We’re talking truly stunning news, the kind that could change America forever:

Kim Kardashian and Amber Rose have buried their proverbial, very sharp hatchet.

Around 5 a.m. EST, Kardashian shared the above selfie on her Twitter page, with Amber quickly following suit on Instagram.

“Tea anyone?” Kim asked as a caption, while Rose simply wrote “Swingers” and included an emjoi of a frog and a cup of tea.

How did this come about?

How did Rose go from taunting Kanye West about his alleged penchant for fingers up his butt to hanging out cordially with the rapper’s wife just days later?

What led to Kardashian to meet with someone who once Tweeted about how Kim let Ray J nut on her?

According to TMZ insiders, Kim made the first move in this case, calling up Amber on Monday afternoon and asking to meet at Kris Jenner’s house early that evening.

Rose accepted the peace offering and Kanye’s wife ended up hashing things out with Kanye’s ex-girlfriend.

We never thought we’d say this… but what a classy and mature move on Kardashian’s part.

Perhaps Kim recognized that Kanye was very much in the wrong here for igniting a feud between Wiz Khalifa and Rose by bringing their young son into a Twitter beef.

And perhaps Kim also saw this as an opportunity to boost her Instagram popularity even more.

The photo, after all, has garnered over 815,000 Likes in just over five hours.

You can call Kim Kardashian whatever you’d like (PLEASE!), but don’t ever say she isn’t social media savvy.

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Instagram Photos

Blac Chyna: Rob"s Helping Me Look Like Kim Kardashian!

That’s…great?

And a little gross.

A new (probably false) story claims that Blac Chyna is super-interested in looking like Kim Kardashian, so her boyfriend is reportedly more than happy to help out.

Rob Kardashian, according to Hollywood Life, was seen driving Chyna to Epione Cosmetic Laser Center in Beverly Hills.

Kim “has been known” to frequent the center, having gotten the wrinkles on her hands lasered to make them appear younger (the session aired on Keeping Up With The Kardashians).

”After driving her, Rob parked his car a block away, near the ritzy Rodeo Drive shopping district, and sat in his car patiently waiting,” a source told the site.

Chyna recently shared a snap chat of herself getting her armpits lasered, as well as a tattoo removed on her hand.

Hollywood Life‘s sources insist that Chyna is “interested in getting every procedure that Kim has had.”

Chyna and Kim first became friends back in 2014, when she was still with Tyga.  In fact, the former couple attended Kim and Kanye West’s wedding in May 2014.

Last night, Chyna showed a snap video of her and Amber Rose hanging out together;  what’s strange about this is that Rose took an Instagram with Kim on the same night.

I can’t keep up with these kids.  

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