Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom: Officially a Couple?!

Things between Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom didn’t get off to a very auspicious start.

We first learned that Orly was interested when Katy shot him down at a Golden Globes after-party. Needless to say, it didn’t look very promising, but the heroic Bieber-puncher pressed on, and he’s been rewarded with being permitted to touch Katy’s glorious boobs.

Yes, it looks as though Katy and Orlando are actually dating these days. 

We’re a bit surprised, as she generally goes for a douchier type, but who can resist a dude who took a swing at the Biebs? 

Anyway, it seems that last night Katy and Orlando joined Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman and a handful of other celebs for dinner at the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood last night.

“Orlando and Katy had that new-relationship glow about them,” one onlooker told Radar Online. “They were cuddling and flirting with each other all night.”

The best part? Katy and Jen’s mutual ex, John Mayer, was apparently also in attendance at the trendy hot spot, but he made a point of steering clear of their table.

“Perhaps John knew there was a table full of his ex-girlfriends in the restaurant, because he didn’t go into the Tower Bar and instead went directly into the hotel elevator,” says one witness.

Maybe he was caught wind of the fact that Orlando has a history of getting violent with D-bags.

Kim and Kanye FIGHTING Again! Furious Over Wendy Williams Jab!

A sizeable portion of the population has long had it up to here with Kanye West and his ridiculous, ego-driven antics, and now it seems as though his wife Kim Kardashian may be joining them.

Last week, after Kanye’s insane rant against Wiz Khalifa and their ex-in-common Amber Rose, a humiliated Kim reportedly threw her husband out of the house in a fit of rage.

But do you think that would stop Kanye from being Kanye? Oh, no.

Yesterday, we reported that Kanye is now stirring the pot with Wendy Williams, who slammed the rapper for his Twitter yakking and dubbed the couple’s marriage a sham that was based solely on image.

A PO’d Kanye then went to the studio and recorded a remake of Aerosmith’s “Dude (Looks Like a Lady),” calling the talk show host “a dude in a wig,” and taking a cheap shot at her appearance.

Apparently, Kim was none too happy with the diss.

“Kim thinks that Kanye was completely out of line by bashing Wendy,” a source told Radar Online. “It really pissed Kim off because she is a friend of Wendy’s and thinks she’s great.”

Now, this part surprised us a bit, because Wendy called out Kim pretty hard during her rant on her talk show, alluding to the reality star’s sex tape and image-obsessed nature.

When you’re taking Wendy Williams’ side over your husband’s, it could be a sign of trouble a-brewing beneath the selfies.

Perhaps the honeymoon is super over and Kim is now seeing Kanye the way the rest of the world does: as the world’s most monumental jackass.

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Paris Jackson Slams Haters, Opens Up About AA Meetings in Latest Instagram Rant

Paris Jackson is the rare breed of young celeb who will disappear for weeks or even months at a time, then come roaring back into the spotlight in a way that earns her applause from all corners of the Internet.

Paris laid low for a while after her breakup with Chester Castellaw, but recently, she’s been in beastmode – putting haters in their place and standing up to the worst trolls the Internet has to offer in admirable fashion.

Last month, Paris went on a rant after being attacked for a photo that appeared to show her smoking a cigarette. 

Earlier this week, Paris responded to the endless tidal wave of negative comments again, this time expressing the frustrations of anyone who’s ever felt bullied on social media:

“This is f–king ridiculous. I am expected to literally sit on my ass all day replying to comments people leave me (positive and negative)? I have AA meeting to go to. Family obligations. PERSONAL obligations.

“It’s so selfish that I am literally attacked on every f–king thing I post just because people that I DON’T EVEN KNOW aren’t getting what they want…I appreciate the love and support, but the expectations are f–king ridiculous.

“The expectations for my DAD were f–king ridiculous. He didn’t owe you anything, yet he was ripped to shreds DAILY. I will not let that happen to me.”

Several media outlets have chosen to focus on Paris’ revelation that she attends AA meetings, but rather than speculate about past substance abuse, we’d like to take this opportunity to pat Paris on the back for standing up for herself.

There’s a good chance that the 17-year-old will be in the spotlight for the rest of her life – and it certainly seems that she’s up to the challenge.

Amber Rose Throws It All the Way Back to Middle School

Amber Rose is showing fans many sides of herself these days.

First, of course, there was the angry and vengeful side, as she lashed out at ex-boyfriend Kanye West after he dragged her son into a feud with Wiz Khalifa.

Then, there was the forgiving side, as she accepted an invitation from Kim Kardashian to make up and pose for a selfie together after her fracas with Kim’s husband went viral.

And now Amber is flaunting her youthful side, throwing it way back on Instagram to her days in middle school.

Look at young little Amber, folks!

Although, based on the model’s caption, we guess “little” may be the wrong adjective to use here.

“#TBT Muva at 12,” the 32-year old captioned the cheesy class photo. “Sidebar … I was 5’9.”

Rose has  giant smile plastered on her face in the old snapshot, while she’s donning a gold Olympic shirt and is rocking some seriously impressive hair.

Amber has only really worn her hair very, very short ever since she rose to fame a few years ago.

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Rose was raised in South Philadelphia and once gave a sad example of what life was like for her there.

“This boy stuck his hand all the way up my skirt. I was sitting on the edge of the stage in the auditorium, and he sat down next to me and put his hand up my skirt,” Rose told MTV in December.

“I went to the principal, and I told her that I felt extremely violated. I couldn’t believe that he had touched me like that. And she blamed me. She said, ‘You shouldn’t even be wearing a skirt like that.

“Obviously, in the seventh grade, my skirt was not that short – but even if it was, that didn’t give him the right to shove his hand up my skirt.”

We agree.

Concluded Rose in that interview:

“I grew up in a very poor neighborhood and went to a very poor school, and she made me feel like I didn’t matter.”