Wednesday, February 10, 2016

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 11 Recap: Like Sex with No Orgasm

The drama on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 11 left some cast members out in the cold. Or in it, as it were.


Literally. Kyle Richards and Lisa Vanderpump attempted cryotherapy with Yolanda Foster. But Erika Jayne was the true star on Tuesday …



For once, the tables were turned on Lisa Rinna this week, as the outspoken star was blamed, unfairly it appeared, for a tough situation.


Naturally, we began The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 11 returning to Yolanda Foster and her Lyme Disease.


Specifically, how she’s upset with Kyle Richards and Lisa Vanderpump for insinuating that her kids, Anwar and Bella Hadid, don’t have it.


It appeared as though Yolanda told Kyle and Lisa that Rinna had told them about these rumors and implied role in spreading them.


However, it was Erika Girardi who first told Foster about the rumors surrounding her children, following the “chatter” at the dinner party.


All of this build up to when the gang went to see Girardi perform (at at San Diego gay club) and tried to figure out who said what when.


Rinna was not the one who told Foster about these rumors, though she has been a part of massive amounts of gossip this season.


Basically, if you saw Foster and Rinna talk it out last week, you know this is awkward – and why she might not get the benefit of the doubt.


A “major injustice to me,” Rinna called it, incredulous that she would be blamed for starting or escalating this, and frankly, “I hate that.”


Joined by Girardi after her show, the women urged each other to confess: Who had talked to Foster about this gossip about her kids?


Girardi refused to come clean: “I am the person who told, 100 percent … but I don’t want to talk about this right now,” she told the camera.


Rinna noticed Girardi dodge and noted that she “doth protest too much” (her words) before summing up the episode perfectly as such:


“It was like sex without an orgasm: Nothing happened.” 


Fun times all around, people. Fun times all around. Use the video above to watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online now!

Dance Moms Season 6 Episode 6 Recap: Kendyl and Lynn Flay vs. Everyone!

Abby Lee Miller made her return on Dance Moms Season 6 Episode 6, and you won’t believe this, but she brought the drama with her.


Knock us over with a feather, right?



If you watch Dance Moms online, you know her personal and financial problems – and alleged quitting – have dominated Season 6 so far.


Well, as fake as Dance Moms is, there was some real drama with the mini moms last night, as two mainstays lashed out at a newcomer.


Abby returned to the fray this week with news that a mother-daughter team with be joining her: Kendyl Flay, 7, and her mother, Lynn.


They are, to borrow the episode title, “Abby’s New Favorites.” But the first impression they left on the gang was not exactly their best.


Melissa Gisoni and Holly Frazier warn her that it’s Abby’s way or the highway and that if she can’t handle it, well, it’s time to move on.


“That’s how this works honey. If you can’t handle it you can’t be here,” Melissa says. “Abby Lee Miller runs the show and you don’t.”


“She’ll never let you run the show.”


To say they were butting heads would be putting it mildly. Melissa later complains of Lynn, “I don’t know who this mom thinks she is.”


“We have to fight for everything that we get here and that’s why we’re such a tight team. If Lynn doesn’t stand up for her kid, she won’t last.”


When Lynn refuses to give up her identity to be a part of the team, the tension only increases as the veteran moms size up the n00b.


Holly speaks out as well, “Who is she is to judge who we are and judge my character? Lynn has just messed with the wrong mom.”


On competition day, Lynn further gets under Melissa’s skin when she on her daughter Mackenzie Ziegler’s previous solo routines.


Soon enough, Kerri accuses Lynn of attacking Melissa and calls her a “waste of space,” and things start to go south for her promptly.


When Lynn tries to change her tune and asks the veterans to help her learn, Melissa doesn’t think she’ll receive that second chance.


“I tried to help you in the beginning and you were rude,” she says; Lynn says Melissa is “crazy” and believes she “owns the ALDC.”


Abby does not reveal if the mini team will be back by the end of the episode, but we can tell you the staged, contrived nonsense will. 

Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 15 Recap: A Killer Threat

We learned something very interesting about Aria’s father on Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 15.


That he’s guilty of murder? Nope.



But Byron is guilty… of being in love!


He opened up to his daughter on this week’s episode of the Freeform (we’ll never get used to writing that) drama, saying he and Ella are back together.


Hooray! 


That news made us very happy, as did some other romantic revelations from the hour, namely that Spencer and Caleb are still doing quite well, despite all the craziness taking place around them.


Let’s all hope pray whatever Caleb finds in Yvonne’s “Hastings opposition research” folder doesn’t change that.


As for Emily and Alison? That’s bit harder to say.


We may need to go back and watch Pretty Little Liars online in order to gauge where these two stand, considering Ali offered to take Emily to her egg donation procedure and then they even held hands in the hospital.


So all signs points to romance, right?


However, following Emily’s assertion that Sara Harvey attacked her after surgery, we have clue what to think.


Was it all a hallucination? Or is Alison – who claimed to have been in Emily’s room the entire time – secretly working with Sara?


Hey! Don’t scoff! This is Pretty Little Liars! Far weirder and unexpected things have happened.



Also suspicious of Sara, Aria and Spencer snuck into her room at the Radley, hoping they could find evidence that tied her to Charlotte’s murder.


Alas, although they didn’t necessarily do so, they did learn that Sara’s hotel room used to be Charlotte’s room when Radley was a sanitarium.


And then there was a secret exit. Hmmm….


We end by wondering just whose wedding will take place on Pretty Little Liars Season 6 and by giving A some props.


This is easily her best threat of all-time:




PLL Threat


Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Beyonce: "Formation" Causes Red Lobster Sales Spike

If you’re the owner of a functional set of ears and/or eyes, then you’re probably aware that Beyonce has had quite the week.



Bey’s performance at the Super Bowl halftime show has become one of the most talked about in years – and it ain’t because of Coldplay.


But the big weekend for the Queen long before she hit the stage in Santa Clara, with the “Formation” music video becoming one of the most buzzed-about clips of her career. 


Fans of the song know that one of the most memorable lines contains a shout-out to Bey’s favorite seafood chain:


“When he f–k me good, I take his ass to Red Lobster,” Mrs. Carter sings.


We’re pretty sure Jay Z can afford his own surf-and-turf, but he probably appreciates the offer nonetheless.


Of course, the folks who really benefited from the generous offer of Seaside Samplers in exchange for vigorous boning are the execs at Red Lobster.


Even though the company rather lamely replied with a tweet reading, “‘Cheddar Bey Biscuits’ has a nice ring to it, don’t you think? #Formation,” it’s still reaping the benefits of what financial call “the Beyonce Bounce.”


The restaurant chain reported a 33% increase in sales over the weekend, and they say it’s all thanks to Queen Bey.


“It’s clear that Beyonce has helped create some Red Lobster fans, and we are very grateful to her for that,” CEO Kim Lodrup told CNBC today.


Somewhere, McDonald’s chief of marketing is trying to convince Bey to include the line, “If you liked it, they you should’ve put an onion ring on it” in her next single.