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Tuesday, February 16, 2016
Teen Mom O.G. Recap: Simon vs. Debbo, Gary vs. Matt!
This week on Teen Mom O.G., Simon Sarah came back into Farrah Abraham’s life, making us wonder if they would be together forever.
Yeah, right.
When Teen Mom Season 12 Episode 8 began, Mother of the Year Farrah decided to give her daughter, Sophia, over a thousand dollars.
Sorry, the Tooth Fairy gave Sophia that money. “That’s the most the Tooth Fairy’s ever given you!” Farrah said of the four-figure amount.
Not sure what Sophia’s going to do with $ 1K in British pounds, but her proud mama made sure to pray about it during breakfast, saying:
“Sophia got visited by the awesome Tooth Fairy today! Please watch over Sophia at school! And help us with our big move coming soon!”
“And thank you for forgiving us for our sins!”
You simply cannot make this stuff up, people.
As for Farrah’s aforementioned ex-boyfriend, mom Debra Danielsen had real reservations and asked to speak with Simon Saran privately.
“You’re almost a mirror image of [Farrah’s dad] Michael,” Debra said, in accusatory fashion. “Almost uncanny, the personality type.”
“So there’s things like passive-aggressive behavior. There’s things like anger that comes from that. That scares me, OK?”
“Because that’s all forms of domestic violence.”
Simon, understandably, seemed shocked that Farrah’s mom was sort of accusing him of domestic violence out of nowhere, and responded:
“I’m not a violent person like how you’re kinda making me out to be right now, which is kinda weird because I’ve never ever done anything like that.”
“I’ve heard stories about you doing certain things.”
So basically, Farrah may or may not be dating an abuser and is definitely the daughter of an emotionally unstable wreck in ehr own right.
Really explains a lot of things, doesn’t it?
Over in Indiana, things were pretty tense between Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley this week, all thanks to (you guessed it) Matt Baier.
After accusing Matt of having seven children (he was wrong … Baier has eight kids), Gary finally opened up to producers about the issue.
“I don’t hate Matt,” Shirley explained to the cameras. “I don’t want Leah to be abandoned. I don’t want Leah to start feeling close to this guy.”
“[He and Amber] get married, and who knows, maybe [she] calls him ‘daddy.’ He’s abandoned his kids … he’s not paying child support.”
“What kind of father is that?”
Amber’s take on it is much more forgiving. “I want us to be in a better place trusting each other,” she told Matt on a casual horse ride.
“I have a lot of trust issues.”
Ya think?
At least they’re attempting to communicate as best they can, unlike Maci Bookout and Ryan Edwards, who still can’t figure that out.
Ryan was super annoyed when his ex didn’t invite him to the hospital for their son’s tonsil surgery, though his parents understood.
“You used to be a butt to her,” his mother said. Meanwhile, Maci is pregnant with her third child (by her fiance Taylor McKinney).
She gave us some insight into their romance when she asked him, “Can I exchange blow jobs for laundry service?” Whatever works.
Finally, Tyler Baltierra’s troubled dad Butch decided to move out of his son’s house after he met a woman, which T was nervous about.
In therapy, Butch revealed that he was abused by his father in graphic detail, which explains a lot, and speaks so well of Tyler and Catelynn.
The fact that they’re so happy and relatively stable after such a troubled upbringing by questionable characters is nothing short of remarkable.
Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 16 Recap: Jax Loses His S--t on Sandoval!
Last night on Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 16, Stassi and Scheana actually made up, and yet that wasn’t the episode’s top shocker!
Picking up where we left off last week, Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 16 began in the wake of Stassi Schroeder’s apology tour.
Incredibly – and as intriguing as a Stassi Schroeder sex tape featuring her solo action is – this was all but forgotten by the night’s end.
That’s ’cause Jax Taylor’s outburst at Tom Sandoval in crazy, ridiculous fashion left fans with one of those vintage OMG Bravo moments.
Where to begin …
After Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney argued over Schwartz inviting Stassi to their engagement party, Sandoval comforted his namesake.
Jax didn’t agree.
Taylor told Schwartz just how wrong he was for inviting Stassi, which is debatable for sure, but wasn’t the underlying cause of his rant.
When he laid into Sandoval as well, for kind of no reason at all, it became clear he had a bigger axe to grind, nonsensical as it may be.
Sandoval he needs to stop acting like the “Team Captain,” or the “No. 1 guy in the group,” because that is Jax’s role … according to Jax.
Not to mention, Jax is getting so sick of hearing about Tom’s career, especially band, which is amusingly named Charles McMansion.
Bottom line: Jax is jealous as s–t and needs a whole team of therapists, because his insecurities manifest themselves in unhealthy ways.
At the end of the day, Sandoval’s accomplishments are relatively modest, but he’s proud of them in a non-cocky, mostly self-aware way.
Jax just has issues.
Perhaps, whether Jax is arrested for stealing sunglasses in Hawaii or just being a 36-year-old waste of space in general, he’s a bit insecure.
Or a lot insecure.
Jax even went so far as to tell Schwartz that Stassi only reached out to him ’cause he’s “the weak link” in the group, which was a low blow.
Sandoval didn’t care for this dig coming from Jax, taking offense and getting his friend’s back, and we faded to black as the credits rolled.
A real cliffhanger, Vanderpump style. One can only imagine the epic emotional turmoil that will clearly result from Jax being called out.
Also when you watch Vanderpump Rules online this week, Schwartz quit his gig with Lisa so he can focus on his modeling / acting career.
Lisa was disappointed.
Tom Sandoval was possibly even more disappointed. Katie Maloney was really, really disappointed. The fallout from this could be huge.
Also, Kristen Doute is moving on in her dating life and Lala Kent is horny as all getout. Okay, that didn’t come up, but you know it’s true.
2016 Grammy Awards Fashion: Who Dressed Best?
Yes, there were some pretty impressive performances on stage at the 2016 Grammy Awards.
The world will be talking about what Kendrick Lamar did for a very long time.
But these events are never about what happens inside the auditorium or arena. They are all about what takes place outside.
That is, they are all about the red carpet fashion!
So click around below and decide who dressed best… who dressed worst… and who barely got dressed at all: