Monday, March 7, 2016

The Walking Dead Season 6 Episode 12 Recap: The Darkest Episode EVER?!

Wow.


After this long, it’s hard to believe we’d call The Walking Dead Season 6 Episode 12 the single darkest installment ever, but …



If you watch The Walking Dead online, you knew that Rick and the survivors would contemplate what life would be like after Alexandra. 


They also knew that for their people, they had to go against the saviors, but that doing so could mean signing their own death warrant.


The assault on Negan’s stronghold wasn’t the entire crux of “Not Tomorrow Yet.” In fact, it looked like we might not even see it yet.


Most of the episode, which built up to the attack and subsequent cliffhanger, focused on Carol’s character development, and humanization.


For example, only she opposed Maggie’s decision to join them.


This was simply terrific organic storytelling, and weaving it into subject matter like this proof positive of why the show is uniquely good.


In any case, the assault on Negan’s base did eventually play out, and it easily made for some of the grimmest moments in TWD history.


Room by room, the sleeping saviors were slaughtered in their sleep. Even in a world like these characters inhabit, it was truly disturbing.


Glenn was nearly in tears, it was so traumatizing. Soon enough, the Saviors got wind of what was going on and took up arms in response.


One epic shootout later, and we are left to pick up the pieces and try to remind ourselves that Rick and his posse are the good guys.


Is Rick that much better than Negan? Is he better at all?


Yet it’s hard to feel too good about sneaking into an enemy camp and murdering people with knives as they sleep, no matter who it is.


Only the battle isn’t over yet. A voice comes across the radio waves, telling them to stand down, and that Maggie and Carol are prisoners.


Guess it was too good to be true that no one was hurt in the initial assault, despite the fact that the mission was so hastily conducted.


The lack of recon and planning involved in this “get them before they get us” suicide mission may cost them yet, looking ahead to next week.


Hopefully by then, our hearts stop pounding.


Kim Kardashian Posts TOTALLY NAKED Post-Baby Selfie

For several weeks after Kim Kardashian gave birth to her son, she kept an uncharacteristically low profile, reportedly hiding out at her mother’s house until she was ready to debut her post-baby body to the world.



We think it’s safe to say the days of Kim living her life on the down-low are officially behind us:



Kim posted the above photo late last night, along with a caption reading, “When you’re like I have nothing to wear LOL.”


Obviously, the sight of Kim Kardashian naked is nothing new, but this is the first time we’ve seen the 35-year-old mother of two nude since she welcomed Saint West into the world back in December.


This pic probably won’t “break the Internet” like Kim’s memorable nude photos for Paper magazine (boob-covering black bars are such a buzz kill), but it’s still a big moment for Mrs. Kardashian-West.


Like we said, she was so reportedly so uncomfortable with her body after giving birth that she hid out at Kris Jenner’s house and went hard with trainers and nutritionists.


And what better way to show how much progress she’s made than by posting a nude selfie for her 62 million followers?


After all, the best progress is naked progress. That quote should be on the Kardashian coat of arms.

Rob Kardashian Says He"s Still Dating Blac Chyna, Hints at Engagement

Yesterday, it was widely reported that Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna had broken up.



This wasn’t some sort of unconfirmed rumor or wild tabloid speculation, either.


Rob deleted all photos of Blac from Instagram, and she posted a meme about being single again after a long relationship.


Most of the humor in Blac’s post was unintentional, as she and Rob were only together for about a month, and it seemed that they were the only ones who didn’t see there breakup coming.


Now, however, it looks as though the unlikely couple is giving it another go, as Rob posted the above super close-up photo of himself with Blac, along with a caption in which he unconvincingly explains yesterday’s breakup drama:


“Chy and I are not broken up we just feel like it would be a lot healthier for our relationship if we kept a lot more to ourselves. It’s impossible to have a positive relationship with so much negativity from the media and outsiders and we would appreciate it if everyone respects that -ChyRo”


The post also addressed (and seemed to confirm) the Rob and Blac engagement rumors with two wedding ring Emojis.


The funny thing is that Rob is griping about his relationship receiving too much attention from the media, when he and Blac could’ve easily kept their relationship a secret if they wanted to.


We only found out the Blac-Rob relationship (still a better couple nickname than ChyRo) when they posted an intimate photo of themselves on Instagram.


From there, they continued to provide regular updates on their relationship in a way that made it seem as though they not only accepted the public’s interest in their relationship, but damn well demanded.


Even if Blac had gotten papped coming and going from Rob’s house, no one would’ve really believed they were anything more than just friends, because, well…it’s just so damn random.


So if you’re reading this Blac-Rob, just know that: 1. You don’t get to choose your own mash-up name, and 2. The power to keep your relationship private is entirely in your hands.


Rob Kardashian Says He"s Still Dating Blac Chyna, Hints at Engagement

Yesterday, it was widely reported that Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna had broken up.



This wasn’t some sort of unconfirmed rumor or wild tabloid speculation, either.


Rob deleted all photos of Blac from Instagram, and she posted a meme about being single again after a long relationship.


Most of the humor in Blac’s post was unintentional, as she and Rob were only together for about a month, and it seemed that they were the only ones who didn’t see there breakup coming.


Now, however, it looks as though the unlikely couple is giving it another go, as Rob posted the above super close-up photo of himself with Blac, along with a caption in which he unconvincingly explains yesterday’s breakup drama:


“Chy and I are not broken up we just feel like it would be a lot healthier for our relationship if we kept a lot more to ourselves. It’s impossible to have a positive relationship with so much negativity from the media and outsiders and we would appreciate it if everyone respects that -ChyRo”


The post also addressed (and seemed to confirm) the Rob and Blac engagement rumors with two wedding ring Emojis.


The funny thing is that Rob is griping about his relationship receiving too much attention from the media, when he and Blac could’ve easily kept their relationship a secret if they wanted to.


We only found out the Blac-Rob relationship (still a better couple nickname than ChyRo) when they posted an intimate photo of themselves on Instagram.


From there, they continued to provide regular updates on their relationship in a way that made it seem as though they not only accepted the public’s interest in their relationship, but damn well demanded.


Even if Blac had gotten papped coming and going from Rob’s house, no one would’ve really believed they were anything more than just friends, because, well…it’s just so damn random.


So if you’re reading this Blac-Rob, just know that: 1. You don’t get to choose your own mash-up name, and 2. The power to keep your relationship private is entirely in your hands.