Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episode 6 Recap: He"s Just Not That Into You, Ashley Iaconetti

Monday on Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episode 6, also known as Bachelor in Paradise 304A, because that’s not confusing or anything …

Watch Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episode 6 Online

If you watch Bachelor in Paradise online, you’re basically tuning in for the train wreck. First and foremost, that’s what you want to see.

Should there be an unlikely fairy tale romance that captivates you, hey, that’s great, but it’s a nice bonus compared to the main attraction.

Case in point: Ashley Iaconetti. She is the best.

On Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episode 6, Brett asked out Caila Quinn, who’d been cavorting with Ashley’s obsession, Jared Haibon.

Caila accepted, then declined, then accepted, then changed her mind again, leaving us in a state of general confusion for the most part. 

Earlier, Ashley I., who did not receive a rose, and was en route home when she decided she couldn’t leave Paradise and stopped the car.

She returned to the villa, begging for another chance at love, and amazingly (perhaps with some urging from the producers), she got it.

At least one person wasn’t thrilled, though. 

“Imagine trying to date someone with their ex following you around,” Caila said, referring to Ashley and Jared’s star-crossed romance.

“I know she says she’s not in love with him, but that was like three hours ago so what will happen in 12 more hours? I don’t really know.”

Nor do we, Caila Quinn. Nor do we.

After a booze cruise with Lamp Man, she realized that perhaps Jared was in fact the one for her. She confessed to the ABC cameras:

“Walking away from this date I feel very compelled to just run home and tell Jared that I’m so sorry, and I should’ve spent this day getting to know him.”

“I know I made a huge mistake.”

Caila then told Jared that she liked spending time with him, and only went on the cruise date with Brett because she felt like she should.

Ashley I. saw them kiss.

It was devastating.

“I’m watching my biggest nightmare, Jared falling for somebody else,” she shared, spiraling into an emotional tailspin on national TV.

“How can we be so close and so compatible and not be with each other? It’s like you found your soulmate, but your soulmate isn’t into you.” 

#WeAreAllAshleyI

View Slideshow: Bachelor in Paradise Season 3: Who’s In?!?

Jordan Rodgers on Aaron Rodgers Estrangement: That"s How He"s Chosen to Live His Life (?)

Jordan Rodgers spoke about his oft-discussed estrangement from Aaron Rodgers on Monday’s The Bachelorette, and wow was it awkward.

Rumors that Aaron Rodgers hates Jordan have run rampant ever since the latter assumed such a huge role on the ABC reality show.

Aaron, for the uniformed, is the star quarterback of the NFL’s Green Bay Packers. Jordan … did not achieve that level of football success.

He’s admitted that growing up in Aaron’s shadow hasn’t been easy, but there’s also going on there than a generic case of sibling rivalry.

Jordan and Aaron are estranged, which may have something (or a lot) to do with Brittany Farrar, BFF of Aaron’s girlfriend Olivia Munn.

The younger Rodgers dated Brittany before he went on the show – and doesn’t sound like he was the best boyfriend known to humanity.

Right after The Bachelorette premiere, Farrar put Jordan Rodgers on blast for being a cheating phony (and a benchwarmer to boot).

Clearly not something you do unless there’s bad blood.

Jordan Rodgers Interview

Jordan made headlines last month when he hinted at a “complicated” relationship with Aaron, but he was marvelously cryptic even then.

Last night, he got deeper than ever with JoJo Fletcher.

The frontrunner all season long, Jordan was pushed to open up by JoJo as she narrowed the field before the coveted hometown dates.

Rodgers revealed that if JoJo went home with him, she’d meet parents, Darla and Ed; his oldest brother, Luke; and Luke’s dog, Carl.

“Yeah,” Jordan said, awkwardly dropping the other shoe. 

“And, um, my middle brother won’t be there.”

“And that’s Aaron?” JoJo asked. “Okay. Why?”

“Yeah, Aaron,” Jordan said, nervously.

“Like I said, I have a great relationship with my brother Luke. Me and Aaron don’t really have that much of a relationship.”

And the explanation for that would be …

JoJo Fletcher CONFRONTS Jordan Rodgers About Cheating Rumors: WATCH

“It’s just kind of the way he’s chosen to do life,” Jordan added. “I chose to stay close with my family and my parents and my brother.”

“And, um, yeah, it’s just … it’s not ideal.”

“I love him, and … I can’t imagine what it’s like to be in his shoes and have the pressure he has and the demands from people that he has.”

“Don’t have hard feelings against him,” Jordan added, in a feigned attempt to portray this as normal. “It’s just how things go right now.”

“Does he know that you’re doing [this show]?” JoJo asked, after which Jordan admitted he doesn’t even know, since they don’t speak.

Wow.

One thing Jordan did make somewhat clear is that he is not entitled – a label his Bachelorette cohorts have tried to pin on him all season.

His motives have been called into question, with the other guys (unfairly, he says) accusing him of being arrogant because of his pedigree.

“When I walked away from playing … I could’ve kept playing, but football didn’t define me,” Jordan said, referencing his brief NFL career.

“And not having a great relationship with my brother Aaron, or what people think that relationship should be, didn’t define me,” he said.

“I’m defined by the character I have,” he said, whatever that might be, “and I just wanted you to know where I’m coming from with that.”

Needless to say, he got a rose … but the drama is far from over, especially since JoJo is headed to meet his family (sans Aaron) next.

That should make things even more awkward.

“Jordan doesn’t have a relationship with his brother Aaron, but I didn’t realize this wound is as deep as it is,” she says in the preview.

“So now I’m nervous.”

Word of advice, JJ:

Run.

View Slideshow: The Bachelorette Season 12: Meet JoJo’s Men!

Taylor Swift: Introduces Tom Hiddleston to Parents, Thinks He"s "The One," Sources Claim

As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Taylor Swift is dating Tom Hiddleston.

Swift and Hiddleston were caught kissing in public just days after news of the singer’s breakup with Calvin Harris went public.

And by “caught kissing,” we mean her publicists alerted the paparazzi that Taylor and Tom would be enjoying a romantic moment on a beach in Rhode Island, and they wouldn’t mind playing dumb for a few “candid” photos.

It was clearly Swift’s way of taking the relationship public without making a formal announcement, which is fine, but we can’t help but wonder – what’s the rush?

In the past, Taylor has quietly dated dudes for several months and let the press speculate all it wants.

With Hiddleston, it’s like she couldn’t share the news fast enough.

View Slideshow: Tom Hiddleston: 8 Things to Know About Taylor Swift’s New Bae

The answer, it seems, is that Taylor is more head-over-heels than she’s ever been before, which is saying something, as this is a girl who’s fallen hard many, many times in the past.

“She felt like she was a little school girl with a huge crush,” one insider tells E! News.

“She loves the fact that Tom acts like such a mature man. She lives that he is older. She feels very safe and protected with him. The attraction is very strong.”

Yes, “the one” talk has already begun.

We’d chalk this up to the fact that this is Taylor Swift, and the media seems to think she’s constantly chomping at the bit to get engaged, but in this case, there’s evidence to support the belief that he whole Swiddleston thing is actually moving very, very fast.

Taylor and Tom recently traveled to Nashville together, and according to Hollywood Life, one of the purposes of the trip was for Hiddleston to meet Mama Swift:

“Taylor would love for her mom to meet Tom,” says one insider.

“She’s eager to introduce them to each other. Taylor and her mom are super close, so it’s just a matter of time that the three of them will get to spend time together.

“If Taylor and Tom weren’t serious, she wouldn’t waste her mom’s time.”

We guess it’s not surprising that Taylor is so eager to make this one work.

Nothing really rhymes with “Hiddleston,” so writing a breakup song would be impossible.

View Slideshow: 14 Famous Dudes Who Have Dated Taylor Swift

Leah Messer SLAMS Jeremy Calvert: He"s Neglecting His Daughter!

If you watch Teen Mom 2 online, you know the show’s seventh season wasn’t particularly kind to Leah Messer.

She can blame MTV and its editing staff all she wants, but the most vocal TM2 fans on social media seem to believe that the only one to blame for the negative portrayal of Leah – is Leah.

The season started with a mini-controversy over Leah refusing to make breakfast for her daughters before rushing them off to school.

It concluded with a conflict between Messer and Miranda Simms after Leah publicly accused Corey Simms’ second wife of neglecting her daughter Ali, who suffers from muscular dystrophy.

Not surprisingly, most viewers seemed to side with Miranda in that conflict, but it seems Leah hasn’t learned her lesson about leveling neglect charges against the other parents in her life.

As you may recall, Leah’s relationship with second husband Jeremy Calvert only got more complex in Season 7, as the two of them enjoyed a drunken night on the town that led many fans to believe they were on the verge of reconciliation:

Leah Messer: Drunk on Teen Mom 2!

Despite some boozy soul-baring, the exes never wound up giving their marriage another shot.

Jeremy is still dating Brooke Wehr, and in a preview clip from the upcoming reunion special Messer says she’s finally over Calvert:

Leah Messer Opens Up About Jeremy Calvert Reunion

Sounds like all is well in Leah and Jeremy Land.

However, in another portion of the interview obtained today by Radar Online, Leah accuses Jeremy of neglecting his daughter, Adalynn.

“I don’t know what’s wrong with him right now,” Leah tells Dr. Drew Pinsky.

“I have full custody of Addie. He was doing great, but he moved in with his girlfriend in Ohio.”

Asked by Pinksy if she has trouble getting Calvert to play an active role in his daughter’s life, Leah replied simply, “Yeah.”

Jeremy didn’t appear at the reunion show and has yet to respond to Leah’s claims.

The special airs in its entirety Monday night on MTV.

View Slideshow: Leah Messer’s Messed-Up Love Life: The Ultimate Timeline!

Scott Disick Hopes He"s the Father of Khloe Kardashian"s Baby!

Did you hear the news that Khloe Kardashian is pregnant?

I know, it’s crazy, but that’s what Life & Style is reporting.

But that’s not all. The magazine additionally lists a number of men who could potentially be the father.

Among the possibilities: Lamar Odom (natch), Odell Beckham, Jr., French Montana, James Harden and Scott Disick.

Scott Disick!

It’s the first we’ve even heard an inkling that Scott and Khloe have been doing the horizontal mambo, but maybe the graphic designer at the mag just needed to fill up that fifth space.

Scott himself learned that he’s on the short list of Khloe’s baby daddy possibilities, and took to Instagram to address the rumor.

View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 23 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV

He shared a shot of the magazine cover above and wrote, “Got my fingers crossed!”

Har-har.

If Scott indeed was the father of Khloe’s spawn, it would convolute the Kardashian family tree even more than it already is.

The new baby would simultaneously be the sibling and cousin to Scott’s kids with Kourtney Kardashian: Mason, Penelope and Reign.

On a recent episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Scott called Khloe his “best friend” after she called him out for acting super broody at dinner.

Best friends with benefits? Doubtful.

Khloe’s pregnancy is doubtful as well, but sources say she has frozen her eggs and wants to have a baby soon.

Guess we’ll have to wait to see who she picks as the sperm donor.

As for Scott, we think the Kardashian he’s truly in love with is Rob:

View Slideshow: Rob Kardashian & Scott Disick: 15 Times They Proved Their Bromance Was Real

Leah Messer SLAMS Jeremy Calvert: He"s Choosing Brooke"s Daughter Over Addie!

For a time, Leah Messer and her ex Jeremy Calvert were co-parenting quite amicably.

Unfortunately, that seems to have changed in recent weeks.

In a sneak peek for Teen Mom 2, Leah and her family are enjoying a barbecue when she gets a text from Jeremy and her mood turns sour.

She explains to her sister, Victoria, that Jeremy said he had to pick up the daughter of his current girlfriend, Brooke Wehr, and would be dropping Adalynn off at his mom"s house.

"I am gonna f**king flip," Leah tells Victoria. 

"Jeremy had to leave, go get Brooke"s – his girlfriend"s – daughter, and just left Addie with his mom," she explains.

Leah is concerned that Jeremy"s treatment may be affecting her daughters negatively.

"I mean, she doesn"t get to see her sisters again until Thursday, so that"s not fair."

"He needs to stop worrying about someone else"s child and start worrying about his own," she added.

Leah complains that Jeremy and Brooke should have made the proper arrangements earlier, since they knew about her daughter"s schedule for a week.

But what really bums out Leah is that Jeremy seems to be neglecting Addie in order to care for Brooke"s kid.

"You see this little girl all week," she complained, speaking of Jeremy. "You don"t see Addie all week."

And then she starts to break down in tears for her daughter.

"That"s what breaks my heart for this kid," she cries.

Jeremy and Leah"s relationship has been strained since we saw them delve into their past during a dinner date earlier this year.

Leah got drunk and flirted with Jeremy, but he did not appear to return her affections. (Leah later blamed MTV for editing out major portions of their conversation in which she claims Jeremy did indeed flirt back.)

Matters were made worse last week, when Jeremy took a dig at Leah online by posting a scathing meme that seemed to blast her parenting skills.

See if these two can work out their issues by watching Teen Mom 2 online.

Bam Margera"s Parents: We"re Afraid of Him When He"s Drunk!

Family Therapy With Dr. Jenn is VH1"s latest evidence that famous people are just as effed-up as the rest of us (if not more so!), and they rounded up quite the cast to prove their point.

There are Lohans, and Teen Moms, and Z-listers, oh my!

But the messy celeb that"s attracting the most attention online is former Jackass star Bam Margera.

Margera has made some unfortunate headlines in recent months, such as when he was knocked out during a brutal fight in Iceland last year.

So we suspected all was not well in Bam Land, but we had no idea things had gotten this bad.

It turns out Margera has been struggling with severe addiction issues, and his mother, April, encouraged him to do the show 

Early in the show"s run, Bam revealed that he had snuck booze into the therapy house. 

Shocking stuff, but still not as bad as his decision to make friends with Michael Lohan. (Just kidding, MiLo!)

Anyway, on last night"s episode, Bam and April were joined by his dad, Phil Margera, whom Jackass fans might remember from his many years of being awesome.

Before seeing the clip below, we wouldn"t have imagined that Phil has a serious side, but it"s on display here.

Actually, Phil is still smiling throughout his session, but you can tell he doesn"t joke around about his son"s alcoholism.

Despite Phil"s size and the fact that he"s a retired pro wrestler, it seems even he won"t mess with his son when Bam"s been drinking.

April previously revealed that Bam"s destructive behavior isn"t limited to onscreen stunts, and he frequently destroys his parents" property when he"s been drinking.

Thankfully, sources say Bam has now been sober for several months.

Check out the clip below for all the feels:

Kelly Ripa on Michael Strahan: He"s Not a Monster!

Kelly Ripa may not be speaking to Michael Strahan before live shows any longer.

But the bubbly TV personality does open up in the latest issue of People.

Just as Ripa did when she made her return to the program a few weeks ago, the host makes it very clear in this cover story that she doesn’t believe ABC treated her with respect upon announcing that Strahan would be leaving Live! for Good Morning America.

As the story goes, Ripa learned of this big career move – which has significant impact on her career, as well – basically at the same time as the American public.

She was not cool with that. At all.

“There’s a part of me that can say, ‘Okay, I understand. This may have been an oversight,"” Ripa tells People of getting the information so late.

“And again, after 26 years, at this point we are like a family.

“And sometimes when you are so comfortable with somebody, you may not give them the same consideration as somebody you’re not as comfortable with – a certain formality falls away.”

It’s sort of like the Jerry Seinfeld bit where you actually spend less time waiting somewhere for a friend to meet you than you would for a stranger.

At least to us it’s sort of like that.

Upon being told by executives that Strahan was leaving, Ripa said she needed the following day off – and then she jetted to the tropics for a pre-planned vacation.

As you can see in the clip below, Ripa then explained to viewers that the tiff boiled down to “communication, consideration and, most importantly, respect in the workplace.”

Kelly Ripa Makes Live! Return

“I think that all people are deserving of fair treatment in the work place. People deserve respect,” Ripa reiterates here to the magazine. “People should be treated equally and with dignity.”

Ripa adds:

“I think that requires a certain amount of empathy on a level. When you’re dealing with big business, it’s easy to forget that you’re dealing with people and that people have feelings.

“It’s easy to just look at it like a business unit, a unit, a unit.”

The chemistry between Ripa and Strahan clearly seems off these days, although Ripa is quick to say that “I’m not dealing with monsters” in this awkward case.

“I don’t think of anybody as a monster or out to get me.”

So that’s… something we guess.

Is she “excited” for Strahan to start his new GMA job? Yes. She believes it is a “perfect match” of show and co-host.

And, at the end of the day, Ripa and the many people who work at Live! have been assured that the show isn’t going anywhere.

“People make mistakes, and we’re all human,” she concludes. “They’re human and I’m human. We all have these moments, and it’s about how you move forward and how you begin again.”

View Slideshow: 16 Celebs Who Could Replace Michael Strahan On Live!

Adam Lind: 9 Times He Proved He"s The World"s Worst Baby Daddy

If you watch Teen Mom 2 online, then you"re already well aware that Adam Lind is not only the worst baby daddy on the show, he might for most repugnant sperm donor in the country.

Check out the gallery below for a rundown of Mr. Lind"s most vile moments, and thank your lucky stars you"re not Chelsea Houska:

 

1. He Showed His True Colors in a Racist Online Rant

When an Instagram follower called him a “fake bodybuilder,” Lind responded with an N-word-strewn rant. He concluded, “F–king c–n, calm you’re ass down before you get lumped up punk. Like I said, if you wanna bump your big ass gums come to Sioux Falls, SD, and let’s go.” Yes, somehow this man still has visitation rights.

2. He Called His Daughter a "Mistake" and Chelsea a "Fat B–ch"

Both of those lovely sentiments were contained in one text message. Shorly after his daughter Aubree was born, Lind texted Houska, “You fat stretch mark bitch … tell me where and when to sign the rights over for that mistake.”

3. He Let a Sex Offender Near His Daughters

In recent seasons, Lind has been better about actually spending time with his daughters. Unfortunately, he sometimes brings along his friend Bruce William Crawford, a registered sex offender with multiple charges on his record.

4. He Ignores His Daughter on Birthdays & Holidays

MTV cameras caught Adam ditching his little girl on her birthday, and Chelsea told fans he avoided Aubree on Father’s Day. What a guy!

5. He Blames Everyone But Himself When His Naked Pics Go Viral

Graphic sex photos of Adam have surfaced online twice in the past year. Both times he lost his temper (as he always does) and blamed someone else for the leak.

6. He’s Been Tossed in Jail For Multiple DUIs

Adam has a long history of traffic-related offenses including 3 DUIs and one count of driving with a revoked license. He was once hospitalized after totaling his Corvette in a fiery wreck. Scary stuff, especially if he’s driving around with your daughter in the backseat.

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Adam Lind: 9 Times He Proved He"s The World"s Worst Baby Daddy

If you watch Teen Mom 2 online, then you"re already well aware that Adam Lind is not only the worst baby daddy on the show, he might for most repugnant sperm donor in the country.

Check out the gallery below for a rundown of Mr. Lind"s most vile moments, and thank your lucky stars you"re not Chelsea Houska:

 

1. He Showed His True Colors in a Racist Online Rant

When an Instagram follower called him a “fake bodybuilder,” Lind responded with an N-word-strewn rant. He concluded, “F–king c–n, calm you’re ass down before you get lumped up punk. Like I said, if you wanna bump your big ass gums come to Sioux Falls, SD, and let’s go.” Yes, somehow this man still has visitation rights.

2. He Called His Daughter a "Mistake" and Chelsea a "Fat B–ch"

Both of those lovely sentiments were contained in one text message. Shorly after his daughter Aubree was born, Lind texted Houska, “You fat stretch mark bitch … tell me where and when to sign the rights over for that mistake.”

3. He Let a Sex Offender Near His Daughters

In recent seasons, Lind has been better about actually spending time with his daughters. Unfortunately, he sometimes brings along his friend Bruce William Crawford, a registered sex offender with multiple charges on his record.

4. He Ignores His Daughter on Birthdays & Holidays

MTV cameras caught Adam ditching his little girl on her birthday, and Chelsea told fans he avoided Aubree on Father’s Day. What a guy!

5. He Blames Everyone But Himself When His Naked Pics Go Viral

Graphic sex photos of Adam have surfaced online twice in the past year. Both times he lost his temper (as he always does) and blamed someone else for the leak.

6. He’s Been Tossed in Jail For Multiple DUIs

Adam has a long history of traffic-related offenses including 3 DUIs and one count of driving with a revoked license. He was once hospitalized after totaling his Corvette in a fiery wreck. Scary stuff, especially if he’s driving around with your daughter in the backseat.

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Farrah Abraham SLAMS Matt Baier on Twitter: He"s a Deadbeat!

It’s not often that we find ourselves in the position of agreeing with Farrah Abraham, but even a broken clock who constantly lies about everything is right twice a day.

For Farrah it’s more like twice a year, but you get the point.

As usual, Farrah was all over Twitter last night, and she took some time out from re-tweeting articles about an alleged rape that she later admitted she made up in order to throw some serious shade at Amber Portwood’s fiance, Matt Baier.

As you may have heard, Baier is being sued for child support by not one, not two, but five different baby mamas who claim he’s failed to provide for his seven children.

There’s also a sixth woman who claims Baier has eight children, but she has yet to file suit. 

Simultaneously showing her support for the Baier’s exes and setting fire to her relationship with Portwood, Farrah retweeted an article about Matt’s legal drama, along with a caption reading:

“I hope all these women are rewarded the support they deserve!! What a dead beat!!!!”

Farrah attacks a lot of people online, but when she calls you out and people actually side with her, you know you’ve hit a new kind of rock bottom.

Baier is basically at the center of the Earth at this point, and he’s probably hoping that if he hides out long enough this whole child support sitch will blow over.

View Slideshow: 31 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time

Rob Kardashian Says He"s Still Dating Blac Chyna, Hints at Engagement

Yesterday, it was widely reported that Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna had broken up.

This wasn’t some sort of unconfirmed rumor or wild tabloid speculation, either.

Rob deleted all photos of Blac from Instagram, and she posted a meme about being single again after a long relationship.

Most of the humor in Blac’s post was unintentional, as she and Rob were only together for about a month, and it seemed that they were the only ones who didn’t see there breakup coming.

Now, however, it looks as though the unlikely couple is giving it another go, as Rob posted the above super close-up photo of himself with Blac, along with a caption in which he unconvincingly explains yesterday’s breakup drama:

“Chy and I are not broken up we just feel like it would be a lot healthier for our relationship if we kept a lot more to ourselves. It’s impossible to have a positive relationship with so much negativity from the media and outsiders and we would appreciate it if everyone respects that -ChyRo”

The post also addressed (and seemed to confirm) the Rob and Blac engagement rumors with two wedding ring Emojis.

The funny thing is that Rob is griping about his relationship receiving too much attention from the media, when he and Blac could’ve easily kept their relationship a secret if they wanted to.

We only found out the Blac-Rob relationship (still a better couple nickname than ChyRo) when they posted an intimate photo of themselves on Instagram.

From there, they continued to provide regular updates on their relationship in a way that made it seem as though they not only accepted the public’s interest in their relationship, but damn well demanded.

Even if Blac had gotten papped coming and going from Rob’s house, no one would’ve really believed they were anything more than just friends, because, well…it’s just so damn random.

So if you’re reading this Blac-Rob, just know that: 1. You don’t get to choose your own mash-up name, and 2. The power to keep your relationship private is entirely in your hands.

View Slideshow: Blac Chyna Photos: Her Most Scandalous, Sexy Pics on Instagram!

Rob Kardashian Says He"s Still Dating Blac Chyna, Hints at Engagement

Yesterday, it was widely reported that Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna had broken up.

This wasn’t some sort of unconfirmed rumor or wild tabloid speculation, either.

Rob deleted all photos of Blac from Instagram, and she posted a meme about being single again after a long relationship.

Most of the humor in Blac’s post was unintentional, as she and Rob were only together for about a month, and it seemed that they were the only ones who didn’t see there breakup coming.

Now, however, it looks as though the unlikely couple is giving it another go, as Rob posted the above super close-up photo of himself with Blac, along with a caption in which he unconvincingly explains yesterday’s breakup drama:

“Chy and I are not broken up we just feel like it would be a lot healthier for our relationship if we kept a lot more to ourselves. It’s impossible to have a positive relationship with so much negativity from the media and outsiders and we would appreciate it if everyone respects that -ChyRo”

The post also addressed (and seemed to confirm) the Rob and Blac engagement rumors with two wedding ring Emojis.

The funny thing is that Rob is griping about his relationship receiving too much attention from the media, when he and Blac could’ve easily kept their relationship a secret if they wanted to.

We only found out the Blac-Rob relationship (still a better couple nickname than ChyRo) when they posted an intimate photo of themselves on Instagram.

From there, they continued to provide regular updates on their relationship in a way that made it seem as though they not only accepted the public’s interest in their relationship, but damn well demanded.

Even if Blac had gotten papped coming and going from Rob’s house, no one would’ve really believed they were anything more than just friends, because, well…it’s just so damn random.

So if you’re reading this Blac-Rob, just know that: 1. You don’t get to choose your own mash-up name, and 2. The power to keep your relationship private is entirely in your hands.

View Slideshow: Blac Chyna Photos: Her Most Scandalous, Sexy Pics on Instagram!

Tyra Banks Baby Photo: He"s Perfect!

Tyra Banks is one of the most successful supermodels of all-time, having walked runways around the world and struck poses in every conceivable way.

But she’s never appeared in a photo quite like this before.

That’s because Banks is a first-time mother and she just gave fans their very first look at her baby boy.

“This is the Happiest Valentine’s Day of my life,” Banks wrote as a caption to the Instagram image “York, Daddy @erikasla and I send you so much love.”

As you can see above, little York Banks Asla is swaddled and nuzzled into his mother’s chest, just a few weeks after a surrogate helped Banks welcome her miracle baby into the world.

Banks and her boyfriend, Norwegian photographer Erik Asla, struggled with fertility before choosing to go the surrogate route.

The former America’s Next Top Model host managed to keep this plan a secret, only revealing that her family had expanded after the child was born.

“As I gaze into the beautiful eyes of my son, I think about all the people who struggle with fertility or carrying a child and continue to pray for them every day,” Banks said via statement at the time, adding:

“My hopes and dreams are filled with well wishes that they get to feel what my little treasure, York Banks Asla, feels like in my arms.”

What a beautiful sentiment.

And what a beautiful baby boy.

View Slideshow: Celebrity Baby Photos: So Adorable!

Kylie Jenner Puts Up With Tyga "Cause He"s HOT in the Sack!

Despite hearing rumor after rumor of his philandering and infidelity, Kylie Jenner still chooses to remain Tyga’s girlfriend, leaving many fans with but one question:

WHY, GIRL???

According to HollywoodLife, there’s one simple answer: Tyga is a tiger in bed, and Kylie just can’t get enough.

“It’s so messed up, but in a sick way all the drama and fighting is making Kylie even more attached to Tyga,” a source tells the site.

“She’ll get so distraught when she’s fighting with Tyga, it’s like the world is ending, and then, they work things out and have amazing make-up sex and she falls even more in love with him.”

Ah, the make-up sex. And the being 18 and mistaking sex for love.

Or the BS that this entire story reeks of.

“When things are good, they spend hours in bed together,” added the source. “Kylie always brags about how long their sessions go, and what great stamina Tyga has.”

“She’s on cloud nine afterwards, but then before long, something happens, she’ll get jealous or Tyga will do something shady and it will all explode again.”

However true or untrue this theory may be, one does ponder why she stays with the dude.

Clues that suggest Tyga has been cheating are piling up by the day, but could this last report be the silver bullet that might actually kill their relationship?

Journalists for DuJour magazine reported that before their interview with the “Rack City” rapper, they caught a sleepy-eyed Val Mercado wearing last night’s outfit outside his house waiting for her ride.

Val, of course, is the Kylie lookalike that Tyga was photographed hanging out with a few weeks ago.

Open your eyes, Kylie. Tyga is bad news.

And trust us, there is plenty of amazing sex to be found outside the pants of a D-list D-bag.

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Khloe Kardashian on Rob Kardashian: He"s Been in a "Dark Place"

Following Rob Kardashian’s recent hospitalization for Diabetes, the trouble reality star’s family can no longer keep it a secret.

They can no longer pretend: their loved one is clearly in trouble.

Appearing last night on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live, Khloe Kardashian was asked by a caller whether or not Rob blames his famous sisters for his downfall.

And she answered as follows:

“I don’t think he blames any of us. We talk about stuff all the time. I think Rob hit a dark place more so dealing with my dad’s death.

“His wish was always for Rob to go to college. When Rob finished that, okay what do I do next? He had no direction. I think he felt lost there.”

Those close to Rob Kardashian had hoped that his Diabetes diagnosis would serve as a wake-up call.

But his relatives are reportedly worried now that he isn’t taking this medical scare seriously.

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Khloe cites a number of personal problems that have plagued her brother (“Breakups and all this stuff happened, which I think added to other things in his life.”), yet insists that Rob enjoys filming Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

That’s the same sentiment Kris Jenner recently expressed in a chat with Maria Shriver.

“He wants to still come back and shoot the show, he just wants to feel good,” Jenner claimed during Maria’s Architects of Change: The Conversation Series event.

“It’s not that he doesn’t want to be on the show, it’s just he wasn’t feeling good.”

Sounds like he still isn’t feeling good.

Let’s hope the family doesn’t put any extra pressure on Rob during this difficult time.