North West Hates Snapchat, Becomes a National Hero

I like this toddler.  She gets me.  

Kim Kardashian recently joined Snapchat, but that doesn’t mean her daughter, North West has to be on board with all of mom’s decisions.

Kardashian attempted to take a snap with West, who was not amused.

“Not a snapchat fan,” Kardashian wrote on the picture, which featured a toddler not into whatever mom was doing.

“Scary filters.”

West isn’t super-into having her photo taken, as shown in a previous Instagram video from February 16th.”

“No pictures!” West declared as she slid off a couch in her Uggs, much to the delight of Kendall Jenner (who was wearing an odd sweatshirt maxi dress)

I can imagine a conversation ten to fifteen years down the road involving social media and how it physically destroyed humanity:

Kim:  “The doctor can’t treat my hunchback because the hospital imploded.  He said it had something to do with ‘radiation’ from my 4 phones.”

North: “Mom, you need to try to correct your posture yourself, and maybe don’t hover over your phone.  Your [social media] crown is sliding off the back of your head.”

Kim: “Fix it for me, doll?  It’s made from the iPhone 2000S and they ceased production when the radiation started melting heads.”

North whacks the crown off her mother’s head 

Our future rests in the hands of North West.

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North West Hates Snapchat, Becomes a National Hero

I like this toddler.  She gets me.  

Kim Kardashian recently joined Snapchat, but that doesn’t mean her daughter, North West has to be on board with all of mom’s decisions.

Kardashian attempted to take a snap with West, who was not amused.

“Not a snapchat fan,” Kardashian wrote on the picture, which featured a toddler not into whatever mom was doing.

“Scary filters.”

West isn’t super-into having her photo taken, as shown in a previous Instagram video from February 16th.”

“No pictures!” West declared as she slid off a couch in her Uggs, much to the delight of Kendall Jenner (who was wearing an odd sweatshirt maxi dress)

I can imagine a conversation ten to fifteen years down the road involving social media and how it physically destroyed humanity:

Kim:  “The doctor can’t treat my hunchback because the hospital imploded.  He said it had something to do with ‘radiation’ from my 4 phones.”

North: “Mom, you need to try to correct your posture yourself, and maybe don’t hover over your phone.  Your [social media] crown is sliding off the back of your head.”

Kim: “Fix it for me, doll?  It’s made from the iPhone 2000S and they ceased production when the radiation started melting heads.”

North whacks the crown off her mother’s head 

Our future rests in the hands of North West.

View Slideshow: 15 Reasons Why The Kids Are The Best Part of KUWTK

Lindsay Lohan: My New Boyfriend is Gonna Save My Career!

As we reported earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan is dating a 22-year-old Russian real estate agent with the awesomely Russian name of Egor Tarabasov.

When Lindsay makes a decision, we kinda just assume it’s a bad one, and the way she’s been going around telling probably made-up stories about the time she almost banged Harry Styles, we assumed Ligor would be another flash-in-the-pan relationship and that Lohan would be trashing Tarabasov in the press by next week.

But apparently, those in the actress’ inner-circle – most notably her psychotic father, Michael Lohan – believe that not only is Egor the one for Lindsay, he’s also the key to her long-gestating career comeback.

“He has a lot of strong connections in Russia — these are big people and they’re very supportive,” Michael said in a recent interview with Page Six.

“He wants things to be in the right place for Lindsay and he’s wise beyond his years.”

Michael added that Tarabasov “isn’t a good influence, he’s a great influence.”

Wow. Either this guy is really amazing, or he’s a Lindsay-caliber con artist. Either way, it sounds like the Lohan family is buying what he’s selling in a big way.

We just hope they’re not already spending Lindsay’s comeback money. 

Maybe 22-year-old Russian real estate agents know more about Hollywood than the dozens of others who have tried to rescue Lindsay’s career – but her dad might want to be a little cautious in his optimism.

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Amber Rose Slams Kanye West: I Just Don"t Like the Guy!

Long before Kimye was the first couple of tabloid drama, Amber Rose and Kanye West were an item.

It was a lifetime ago in celebrity relationship years, and it’s easy to forget that Amber and Kanye were actually together for almost two years before their 2010 breakup.

In the years since, however, the two haven’t exactly been amicable exes.

Kanye dissed Amber in a radio interview last year, saying that he had to take “30 showers” after they dated before Kim would go near him.

The ex-couple got involved in some ugly back-and-forths in the months that followed, culminating with Amber jumping into Kanye’s feud Wiz Khalifa and coining the now-famous hashtag #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch. 

At one point, Amber found herself involved in a feud with the in the entire Kardashian clan, but that seems to have been squashed, and Rose actually defended Kim Kardashian against critics of her latest nude photos this week.

As she revealed in a new interview with OK! magazine that like most of the world, she just thinks Kanye is kind of a jackass:

“I just don’t like him as a person,” Rose said. “I don’t know if I ever will. It’s very simple…I like Kim, I think she’s a nice person.”

Well, you can’t accuse Amber of being anything straightforward.

Unfortunately, she’s probably about to be on the receiving end of a 6-hour all-caps Twitter rant. 

 

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