Friday, April 1, 2016

Josh Duggar Announces US Senate Campaign!

In an announcement that’s currently sending shockwaves through the worlds of politics and entertainment, disgraced reality TV star Josh Duggar revealed today that he intends to challenge sitting Arkansas Senator John Boozman for his seat in the US Senate.



Duggar’s reps attribute the late start of his campaign to the fact that he spent the last six months in rehab for sex addiction


Far from a liability to be swept under the rug, however, strategists believe Duggar’s philandering will be seen by voters as proof that the 28-year-old has what it takes to make it in the nation’s capital.


“It’s time to bring family values back to Washington,” Josh told a crowd of dozens who assembled on the lawn of the so-called “Duggar compound” in Tontitown, Arkansas this morning.


“Moses was God’s first lawmaker, and I intend to be his second. My first duty is not to the Constitution, but to the Ten Commandments.”


After pausing for applause, Duggar added, “Well, except for the one about adultery. That thing about not coveting your neighbor’s wife is kind of a bummer, too.”


The apparent attempt at humor was met with silence. Duggar smiled sheepishly and pressed on:


“Donald Trump was a reality star and he could actually wind up being president. Plus, Donald Trump hates women, whereas I really, really love ’em. Oh, and my hands are way bigger than his.”


He concluded:


“I ask you: Are the sins of Josh Duggar any worse than the sins of our Founding Fathers? John Madison, Ashley Madison – what…is….the difference?”


He then unveiled a campaign poster which featured a photoshopped image of Duggar in a powdered wig, holding a musket and standing alongside such prominent cheating Republicans as Arnold Schwarzenegger and Newt Gingrich.


A slogan at the bottom read: “Duggar 2016: Because Why The Heck Not?”


Asked about the fact that he’s not even old enough to serve in the Senate, Duggar replied, “Have you seen the stuff I’ve been accused of? If voters can get over that, they can get over anything.”


Duggar’s candidacy is sure to be a source of controversy in what’s already been a tumultuous election year, but we here at THG believe in second chances.


We also believe in needlessly elaborate April Fools’ jokes, so hopefully you read this whole thing before sharing it on Facebook!


Taylor Swift Raps, Falls on Her Face in Apple Ad

The Taylor Swift versus Apple Music feud is officially over.


The singer was widely praised last year after she wrote an open letter criticizing Apple for not paying musicians appropriately for their Apple Music contributions.


Within hours of this letter going public, the company changed its policy. Because how could they not? This was Taylor Swift.


Fast forward several months and Swift is now starring in a funny new ad for Apple Music.


It features the beloved artist, clad in gym clothes, saying that she hates doing cardio.


But she then chooses Drake and Future’s “Jumpman” from a GymFlow play list and starts doing a pretty terrific rap along to the track.


It"s not easy to rap and run, however. This is made evident when Swift falls flat on her face. OUCH!


Distractingly good, Apple says of its Music in the subsequent tagline.


In Tweeting the video to fans, Swift made it appear as if fiction mixed with real life as inspiration for the ad.


“Based on true events. #TAYLORvsTREADMILL," she wrote.


Check out the humorus commercial now:


Taylor swift raps falls on her face in apple ad

Tori Spelling Instagrams Plastic Surgery Visit, Likely Regrets It

This woman grew up in one of the world’s most superficial cities, and has gone under the knife for a breast augmentation and a nose job, so taking a photo with one of the doctors from Beverly Hills Plastic Surgery is normal.  I think.



“Met such an amazing man and dr today. So knowledgeable and personable!” Spelling Instagram’d.


“Thanks #DrGabrielChiu @bhpsinc for taking care of my skin!”


To say that Spelling has been stressed out over the past two years is an understatement.  She and husband Dean McDermott have faced financial issues, as well as his admission to cheating on her while on location in Canada in 2014.


Tori’s face is not looking good,” a source told OK! back in November 2014.


“Everything is sagging because she doesn’t have the money to maintain some of the major work she’s had done. She’s starting to deeply regret ever going under the knife.”


More recently, Spelling and McDermott were slapped with a lawsuit from American Express for failing to pay their bills.  


Even worse, Candy Spelling confirmed (while getting into her chauffeured vehicle) that she pays for just about everything for Spelling and her kids.


So, Spelling could be forgiven for popping into BHPS for a little refresher, especially if it’s complimentary (because CELEBRITY).


13 Greatest Celebrity Pranks of All-Time


When it comes to the following celebrities, every day is April Fool"s Day.


Kind of. Sort of.


Our point is simply that these stars have not needed to wait until April 1 in order to pull one over on fellow celebrities or on unsuspecting fans.


Which celebrity prank is the best/funniest/meanest/most clever? Decide for yourself below…




1. Jennifer Lawrence Pranks Pranksters, Pretends to Walk Out on Interview


Jennifer lawrence pranks pranksters pretends to walk out on inte

Did you need another reason to totally love Jennifer Lawrence? We’ve got one here! Watch this interview.



2. Lindsay Lohan, David Letterman Prank Call Oprah


Lindsay lohan david letterman prank call oprah

Lindsay Lohan, David Letterman Prank Call Oprah on The Late Show. Pretty funny.



3. Jimmy Kimmel Pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt


Jimmy kimmel pranks john krasinski and emily blunt

Jimmy Kimmel pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt in this video. And it’s safe to say he gets them good.



4. Robinson Cano Pranks Yankee Fans


Robinson cano pranks yankee fans

Yankee fans boo Robinson Cano in this Jimmy Fallon video. Until they actually meet Robinson Cano, that is.



5. Justin Bieber: Pranked on Ellen!


Justin bieber pranked on ellen

AHHHH!!!! Watch Justin Bieber sit down here for an interview with Ellen DeGeneres, only to be totally freaked out by an unexpected visitor. Watch now!



6. Anna Faris Prank Calls Chris Pratt


Anna faris prank calls chris pratt

Anna Faris prank calls her husband, Chris Pratt, in this awesome clip from Ellen. How amazingly hilarious is this couple?!?


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