Friday, April 1, 2016

Kim Kardashian eBay "Charity" Auctions Are BOGUS AF

Kim Kardashian may enjoy pretending to be generous by running a “charity” auction of her hand-me-downs on eBay, but who’s really making out here?



Tax records obtained by Radar Online reveal that the selfie queen pocketed nearly $ 200,000 in 2014 from her eBay auction – which included a pink thong onesie, Balini leggings, and a Burberry coat – while her charity received just over $ 23,000.


The auction site states that sellers can give anywhere from 10 to 100 percent of proceeds to a nonprofit organization of their choice – and what does Kim choose to donate?


The minimum: 10 percent.


Hey, that $ 200 grand is another fur-lined thong, Kim likely rationalizes. Why should a bunch of poor people get anything when I’M the one who took all those belfies?


Unfortunately, it’s not exactly the impoverished who are benefiting from Kim’s marginal magnanimity.


The reality star launched another so-called charity auction in March, and the big 10 percent is going to a Miami-based boutique church named Vous, which is run by the pastor who married Kim and husband Kanye West.


The 31-year-old pastor, Rich Wilkerson, Jr., lives in a penthouse duplex in Miami, is buddies with Justin Bieber and stars in a reality show on Oxygen called “Rich in Faith,” according to the New York Post


He and his wife lead a “high-end, materialistic lifestyle filled with designer clothing, luxury cars and yachts, and upscale parties, restaurants and nightclubs,” according to a lawsuit filed against the church. 


Alms for the poor, not so much.


Sadly, this isn’t the first time Kim has come under fire for her questionable eBay auctions. 


In 2013, she reportedly earned $ 400,000 in pocket change while 10 percent went to the Life Change Community Church – a ministry founded by her mom, Kris Jenner.


Perhaps Kim could’ve chosen more worthy recipients of her “generosity,” or expand her coffer of giving to the full 100 percent. We’re fairly certain she can afford it.


But it sounds like Kim is one kash kow who really doesn’t GAF.


Kim Kardashian eBay "Charity" Auctions Are BOGUS AF

Kim Kardashian may enjoy pretending to be generous by running a “charity” auction of her hand-me-downs on eBay, but who’s really making out here?



Tax records obtained by Radar Online reveal that the selfie queen pocketed nearly $ 200,000 in 2014 from her eBay auction – which included a pink thong onesie, Balini leggings, and a Burberry coat – while her charity received just over $ 23,000.


The auction site states that sellers can give anywhere from 10 to 100 percent of proceeds to a nonprofit organization of their choice – and what does Kim choose to donate?


The minimum: 10 percent.


Hey, that $ 200 grand is another fur-lined thong, Kim likely rationalizes. Why should a bunch of poor people get anything when I’M the one who took all those belfies?


Unfortunately, it’s not exactly the impoverished who are benefiting from Kim’s marginal magnanimity.


The reality star launched another so-called charity auction in March, and the big 10 percent is going to a Miami-based boutique church named Vous, which is run by the pastor who married Kim and husband Kanye West.


The 31-year-old pastor, Rich Wilkerson, Jr., lives in a penthouse duplex in Miami, is buddies with Justin Bieber and stars in a reality show on Oxygen called “Rich in Faith,” according to the New York Post


He and his wife lead a “high-end, materialistic lifestyle filled with designer clothing, luxury cars and yachts, and upscale parties, restaurants and nightclubs,” according to a lawsuit filed against the church. 


Alms for the poor, not so much.


Sadly, this isn’t the first time Kim has come under fire for her questionable eBay auctions. 


In 2013, she reportedly earned $ 400,000 in pocket change while 10 percent went to the Life Change Community Church – a ministry founded by her mom, Kris Jenner.


Perhaps Kim could’ve chosen more worthy recipients of her “generosity,” or expand her coffer of giving to the full 100 percent. We’re fairly certain she can afford it.


But it sounds like Kim is one kash kow who really doesn’t GAF.


Donald Trump Chooses Sarah Palin as Running Mate: Former Governor Says "You Betcha" to YUGE Opportunity

Possibly as a response to his highly-publicized struggle to attract female voters, Donald Trump shocked the political world today when he announced that he has selected former Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate in his bid for the White House.



Palin joined Trump for a press conference at the skyscraper that bears his name in Midtown Manhattan this morning, where she formally (and enthusiastically) accepted his invitation to be a part of the second presidential ticket of her career.


“When Donald called me up last night, I said, ‘Mr. Trump, after eight years of ramifications of the transformation of the betrayal of our country, America needs a president who can unite the brawlers, the ballers and the shot-callers,” Palin told a crowd of reporters.


“And number B, we need a vice-president who can stand up to our enemies, whether it’s Vladimir Putin, Lena Dunham, or the puppy-monkey-baby from that Super Bowl commercial. Boy, that thing gives me the willies, you betcha.”


Though he frequently appeared troubled by regret or severe indigestion during Palin’s rambling 37-minute speech, Trump took the podium once more when she was through, seemingly to address widespread social media criticism that he had just torpedoed his campaign.


“Ya know, folks, I checked my phone a lot during while she was talking, and I gotta say, there are some real losers on Twitter,” Trump said.


“But there also some people who are excited to have a beautiful, classy, sexy vice-president in the guest bedroom of the White House, or wherever the vice-president lives.


“If I didn’t already have a beautiful wife and two hot daughters that I’m aware of, I would be all over this fine piece of running mate.”


Political analysts say that despite everyone they know being disgusted by Trump’s remarks, the real estate mogul somehow accumulated an additional 236 delegates during his time on stage.


They added: APRIL FOOLS’!!!!


Donald Trump Chooses Sarah Palin as Running Mate: Former Governor Says "You Betcha" to YUGE Opportunity

Possibly as a response to his highly-publicized struggle to attract female voters, Donald Trump shocked the political world today when he announced that he has selected former Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate in his bid for the White House.



Palin joined Trump for a press conference at the skyscraper that bears his name in Midtown Manhattan this morning, where she formally (and enthusiastically) accepted his invitation to be a part of the second presidential ticket of her career.


“When Donald called me up last night, I said, ‘Mr. Trump, after eight years of ramifications of the transformation of the betrayal of our country, America needs a president who can unite the brawlers, the ballers and the shot-callers,” Palin told a crowd of reporters.


“And number B, we need a vice-president who can stand up to our enemies, whether it’s Vladimir Putin, Lena Dunham, or the puppy-monkey-baby from that Super Bowl commercial. Boy, that thing gives me the willies, you betcha.”


Though he frequently appeared troubled by regret or severe indigestion during Palin’s rambling 37-minute speech, Trump took the podium once more when she was through, seemingly to address widespread social media criticism that he had just torpedoed his campaign.


“Ya know, folks, I checked my phone a lot during while she was talking, and I gotta say, there are some real losers on Twitter,” Trump said.


“But there also some people who are excited to have a beautiful, classy, sexy vice-president in the guest bedroom of the White House, or wherever the vice-president lives.


“If I didn’t already have a beautiful wife and two hot daughters that I’m aware of, I would be all over this fine piece of running mate.”


Political analysts say that despite everyone they know being disgusted by Trump’s remarks, the real estate mogul somehow accumulated an additional 236 delegates during his time on stage.


They added: APRIL FOOLS’!!!!