Thursday, April 7, 2016

Kate Middleton Accused of Having TWO Nose Jobs

Now I can’t stop scrutinizing her photos.



Never in a million years would I have assumed that the Duchess of Cambridge went under the knife, but an alleged source claims that Her Royal Highness has had not one, but two nose jobs.


“The first was a graduation present to herself in 2005,” the source told OK! Magazine.  The second surgery was done to make “adjustments” to the first one.


Not only that, but Catherine (so says this source) had a breast augmentation after having her two children, Prince George and Princess Charlotte. 


Eh, I don’t know if I believe this.  


Flipping through the archives, I don’t see a visible difference in the way her nose looks in 2005 vs present day, and even the years in between.  There are some public figures who look like they got work done, but in this case, I’m going to have to call foul.


Yes, Catherine underwent a makeover when she married Prince William, but it doesn’t look like things went further than an improved blowout or heavier eyeliner.  Her nose more or less looks the same as it did ten years ago.


As for a boob job, she’s probably only recently stopped breast-feeding Princess Charlotte, so I can’t imagine she’d put her esthetic needs before those of her child.


Flip through the gallery below and determine for yourself whether or not the Duchess of Cambridge had work done.


Ariel Winter Flaunts Butt in a Bikini, Kisses Boyfriend on Instagram

2016 has already been full of surprises (Remember when Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna were were just supporting characters who happened to be on the soap opera?), but there are two recent developments that we really should’ve seen coming:


1. Our New Year’s resolutions fell by the wayside before February, as they do every year. 2. Ariel Winter has emerged as the new barely-legal obsession of choice for millions of Instagram users, which is hardly shocking when you look at her most recent pics:



Ariel in a bikini has become a familiar sight, but the photo that Ariel posted yesterday is attracting a whole new demographic of Internet pervs thanks to the revelation that the Modern Family star is in possession of a secret weapon that might help launch her to Kardashian-levels of online scrutiny.


Yes, we’re talking about dat ass.


Up to this point, Ariel’s huge boobs have served as the primary preoccupation of her 1.6 million Instagram followers.


The 18-year-old’s recent breast reduction surgery ironically only augmented her popularity.


Recent photos of Ariel in a low-cut dress have racked up six-figure likes in less than a day, and she’s quickly becoming one of the biggest teenage social media queens in the game.


Now she’s demonstrated that she truly understands the Internet in 2016 by posting a photo that shows she’s got curves from all angles.


The dude in the picture is Ariel’s boyfriend of two years, Laurent Gaudette, but no one seems too really care about him. Go figure.


Paris Hilton is Still Trying to Make Paris Hilton Happen

You have to hand it to her for at least trying.


Paris Hilton thought people would be interested in watching her strut around in lingerie, a wired petticoat and Christian Louboutin heels, which some were.


"So much fun at my photoshoot at @ThePlazaHotel today," she wrote.  "Check out the #BehindTheScenes on my #Snapchat at RealParisHilton."


There was a time when Paris Hilton was IT.  Heck, she pioneered the whole "club appearance for a crazy fee" trend that is still going strong today.


The problem with Hilton, though, was that she wasn"t relatable to fans.  Whereas the Kardashians (who stole her crown when their realtiy show premiere din 2007) are not only viewed as approachable, but aspirational as well.  


For instance, Kim Kardashian will complain about being too fat, then she"ll bawl her eyes out on camera after losing a diamond ring in the ocean.  In Bora Bora.  As her sister, Kourtney talks her back down to earth by pointing out that "there are people dying" all over the world while she"s crying about a piece of jewelry.


They are this country"s true heroes.


Meanwhile, Hilton is busy building her career as an iPod playlist manager a DJ and told Paper magazine she"s focused on growing her brand globally (which includes cosmetics, wouldn"t you know).


Paris hilton is still trying to make paris hilton happen

Paris Hilton is Still Trying to Make Paris Hilton Happen

You have to hand it to her for at least trying.


Paris Hilton thought people would be interested in watching her strut around in lingerie, a wired petticoat and Christian Louboutin heels, which some were.


"So much fun at my photoshoot at @ThePlazaHotel today," she wrote.  "Check out the #BehindTheScenes on my #Snapchat at RealParisHilton."


There was a time when Paris Hilton was IT.  Heck, she pioneered the whole "club appearance for a crazy fee" trend that is still going strong today.


The problem with Hilton, though, was that she wasn"t relatable to fans.  Whereas the Kardashians (who stole her crown when their realtiy show premiere din 2007) are not only viewed as approachable, but aspirational as well.  


For instance, Kim Kardashian will complain about being too fat, then she"ll bawl her eyes out on camera after losing a diamond ring in the ocean.  In Bora Bora.  As her sister, Kourtney talks her back down to earth by pointing out that "there are people dying" all over the world while she"s crying about a piece of jewelry.


They are this country"s true heroes.


Meanwhile, Hilton is busy building her career as an iPod playlist manager a DJ and told Paper magazine she"s focused on growing her brand globally (which includes cosmetics, wouldn"t you know).


Paris hilton is still trying to make paris hilton happen