Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling Welcome Baby #2!

Well, that didn’t take long.

Just a few weeks after news broke that Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling were expecting their second child together, even more exciting news broke:

The child is here!!!!

Neither the intensely private actor nor the very private actress has confirmed the birth of their baby.

However, according to the birth certificate – which was obtained by TMZ – the famous parents have named their daughter Amada Lee Gosling.

She was actually born back on April 29 at 8:03 a.m. at Providence St. John’s Health Center in Santa Monica.

And, no, that is not a typo. The document lists her name as Amada, not Amanda.

The newborn’s unusual first name should actually sound familiar to fans of Mendes and Gosling: their first-born daughter is named Esmeralda Amada Gosling.

After she welcomed Esmeralda into the world, Mendes said she wanted first and middle names that represented her Hispanic heritage because their daughter has Gosling’s surname.

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To their credit, Mendes and Gosling have always kept their personal lives mostly private; heck they have not even shared a picture of their little first girl publicly yet.

Somewhere, this fact is causing the head of Kim Kardashian to explode in confusion.

So while we don’t expect to hear from either star any time soon, an insider close to Mendes and Gosling told E! News shortly the former gave birth to Esmeralda that the celebrities are loving parenthood.

“They’ve settled so well into their new family of three,” the source said.

“Ryan is very hands on and has been taking the baby after the early morning feed so Eva can sleep in a bit. He sings the baby song… they are both madly in love with this child.”

As for what the Internet will have to say about this news?

If the first time around was any indication…

Adam Lind: 9 Times He Proved He"s The World"s Worst Baby Daddy

If you watch Teen Mom 2 online, then you"re already well aware that Adam Lind is not only the worst baby daddy on the show, he might for most repugnant sperm donor in the country.

Check out the gallery below for a rundown of Mr. Lind"s most vile moments, and thank your lucky stars you"re not Chelsea Houska:

 

1. He Showed His True Colors in a Racist Online Rant

When an Instagram follower called him a “fake bodybuilder,” Lind responded with an N-word-strewn rant. He concluded, “F–king c–n, calm you’re ass down before you get lumped up punk. Like I said, if you wanna bump your big ass gums come to Sioux Falls, SD, and let’s go.” Yes, somehow this man still has visitation rights.

2. He Called His Daughter a "Mistake" and Chelsea a "Fat B–ch"

Both of those lovely sentiments were contained in one text message. Shorly after his daughter Aubree was born, Lind texted Houska, “You fat stretch mark bitch … tell me where and when to sign the rights over for that mistake.”

3. He Let a Sex Offender Near His Daughters

In recent seasons, Lind has been better about actually spending time with his daughters. Unfortunately, he sometimes brings along his friend Bruce William Crawford, a registered sex offender with multiple charges on his record.

4. He Ignores His Daughter on Birthdays & Holidays

MTV cameras caught Adam ditching his little girl on her birthday, and Chelsea told fans he avoided Aubree on Father’s Day. What a guy!

5. He Blames Everyone But Himself When His Naked Pics Go Viral

Graphic sex photos of Adam have surfaced online twice in the past year. Both times he lost his temper (as he always does) and blamed someone else for the leak.

6. He’s Been Tossed in Jail For Multiple DUIs

Adam has a long history of traffic-related offenses including 3 DUIs and one count of driving with a revoked license. He was once hospitalized after totaling his Corvette in a fiery wreck. Scary stuff, especially if he’s driving around with your daughter in the backseat.

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Adam Lind: 9 Times He Proved He"s The World"s Worst Baby Daddy

If you watch Teen Mom 2 online, then you"re already well aware that Adam Lind is not only the worst baby daddy on the show, he might for most repugnant sperm donor in the country.

Check out the gallery below for a rundown of Mr. Lind"s most vile moments, and thank your lucky stars you"re not Chelsea Houska:

 

1. He Showed His True Colors in a Racist Online Rant

When an Instagram follower called him a “fake bodybuilder,” Lind responded with an N-word-strewn rant. He concluded, “F–king c–n, calm you’re ass down before you get lumped up punk. Like I said, if you wanna bump your big ass gums come to Sioux Falls, SD, and let’s go.” Yes, somehow this man still has visitation rights.

2. He Called His Daughter a "Mistake" and Chelsea a "Fat B–ch"

Both of those lovely sentiments were contained in one text message. Shorly after his daughter Aubree was born, Lind texted Houska, “You fat stretch mark bitch … tell me where and when to sign the rights over for that mistake.”

3. He Let a Sex Offender Near His Daughters

In recent seasons, Lind has been better about actually spending time with his daughters. Unfortunately, he sometimes brings along his friend Bruce William Crawford, a registered sex offender with multiple charges on his record.

4. He Ignores His Daughter on Birthdays & Holidays

MTV cameras caught Adam ditching his little girl on her birthday, and Chelsea told fans he avoided Aubree on Father’s Day. What a guy!

5. He Blames Everyone But Himself When His Naked Pics Go Viral

Graphic sex photos of Adam have surfaced online twice in the past year. Both times he lost his temper (as he always does) and blamed someone else for the leak.

6. He’s Been Tossed in Jail For Multiple DUIs

Adam has a long history of traffic-related offenses including 3 DUIs and one count of driving with a revoked license. He was once hospitalized after totaling his Corvette in a fiery wreck. Scary stuff, especially if he’s driving around with your daughter in the backseat.

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Chrissy Teigen Shows Off Post-Baby Body, Reminds Us That Life Is Cruel

Everyone woman deserves to feel beautiful.

It’s just incredibly unfair when one looks this beautiful after having a child.

I won’t knock the sisterhood.  I won’t!

Except…look at Chriss Teigen’s body!  Did she blink and POOF…Gone is any evidence of 9 months of gestation?

What sorcery is this?!

Last month, Teigen gave birth to Luna Simone Stephens, her first child with husband, John Legend.

Little Luna weighed 6 lbs, 11oz at her time of birth.

“She’s here!” Teigen announced via Instagram.

“Luna Simone Stephens, we are so in love with you! And sleepy. Very sleepy.”

Yesterday, Teigen celebrated her first Mother’s Day as a new mama, and even got to work making food (John, we’re going to have to speak to you about this.  The woman should be lounging on a divan, holding a crystal glass full of sparkling water).

“Mother’s Day Brunch – low and slow scrambled eggs, chicken and waffles and roasted bacon, oh my!” the amateur chef posted.

Ok, she’s making a meal for her family.  Great.

BUT LET US PLEASE ADDRESS HOW AMAZING SHE LOOKS.

In other Teigen news, some Twitter trolls weren’t pleased to learn that she took a night off from motherhood to dine with Legend.

The new parents dined at The Nice Guy in West Hollywood, a no-no by the peanut gallery’s standards.

“The spotlight pull be strong,” one user sniped

“One week. Who wants to leave a one week old baby to go to a bar?”

Another was equally obnoxious.

“She’s hitting the streets already???? Damn these so called celebrities want to show off so bad after giving birth,” another chimed in.

“Spend bonding time with your baby and not let the nanny or babysitter raise them!”

This next one is next-level TMI.

“You bleed a few weeks and the smell is horriffic!” wrote another.

“Even with a shower you have an after birth smell. I would never leave my baby after a week.”

That’s excellent for you.

Teigen is obviously smitten with her little girl, and her doctor must have given her the green light to go out for a change of scenery and a nice meal that doesn’t involve holding a newborn while shoving Pringles into one’s mouth before she wakes up again.

So everyone just shut up and marvel at Teigen’s figure.

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