Friday, May 20, 2016

Heroic Twitter User Documents Near-Death Experience


The following may be the greatest Internet story ever told.


Yes, it was cool to read about that guy who ordered a pizza to a moving train.


And we"re still not over that other guy"s McDonald"s drive-through experience.


But the man featured below was hooking up with a girl when her boyfriend suddenly came home. He subsequently got shoved into a closet… and live-Tweeted all that happened next.




1. How It All Began…


How it all began

This sucks, but whatever. He’s coolin.



2. She’s a Keeper!


Shes a keeper

She also may be 12. Why does she have Capri Sub at home?!?



3. Time to Eat!


Time to eat

Gotta wash that Capri Sun taste out of your mouth, man.



4. POPEYE’S!


Popeyes

Like we said before, she’s a total keeper.



5. This is Bigger Than Popeye’s


This is bigger than popeyes

Dammit, Miles! Do as I say!



6. Stay Cool, Miles


Stay cool miles

Just keep going the speed limit. Don’t test your luck.


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Tila Tequila: Beyonce is a Devil-Worshipping Demon!

If you don’t follow her on Twitter, you might not be aware that Tila Tequila is pretty much a bonafide, real-live crazy person.



Tila’s racist rants and violent threats are basically the social media equivalent of a ten-car pileup.


We know we should look away, but for some reason, we just can’t.


Usually, the whole routine smacks of trolling, and we hate to give any attention to bigoted D-list pseudo-celebs, but it’s hard not to when they’re threatening to shoot up movie theaters.


Lately, the public’s interest in Tila’s lunatic ramblings has dwindled, so she’s been forced to take on tougher opponents in order to grab the retweets she craves like oxygen.


First Tila took on Azealia Banks


Now she’s going after the Bey Hive.


Yes, in a nonsensical tirade posted last night, Tila decided to attack Beyonce, thus ensuring that she’ll incur the ire of the Internet’s most fervent fan base:


“Why does @Beyonce  try so hard to act “hood?” If a riot broke out I assure you she would be the last person there helping anyone.


“As a matter of fact, I am actually more “hood” than @Beyonce since I live in Houston. I just happen to be a white nationalist.”


Not offensive enough for you?


Don’t worry, she goes on to explain her theory that Beyonce is a witch who sacrificed Aaliyah in order to seal her deal with the Devil:


“If anything is to be said about @Beyonce it’s that she sold her soul & is now partaking in the destruction of our children. #SellOut


“She had to blood sacrifice Aaliyah in order to make room for the witch @Beyonce But she will NEVER be as great as Aaliyah! … The real Beyonce was replaced. She now has the demonic 1 to do her bidding.”


She concluded her anti-Bey rant with this cherry on top of the batsh-t sundae:


“Vaccinated people are really weak, subservient and obedient drones. It’s us against them! … I am serious! Vaccines causes mutations in your DNA that turns you gay!”


Yes, now that Azealia Banks has been booted off Twitter, Tila Tequila is officially the Troll Queen of the Internet.


Long may she reign.


On second thought, if she could just go ahead and STFU, that would be great.

Tila Tequila: Beyonce is a Devil-Worshipping Demon!

If you don’t follow her on Twitter, you might not be aware that Tila Tequila is pretty much a bonafide, real-live crazy person.



Tila’s racist rants and violent threats are basically the social media equivalent of a ten-car pileup.


We know we should look away, but for some reason, we just can’t.


Usually, the whole routine smacks of trolling, and we hate to give any attention to bigoted D-list pseudo-celebs, but it’s hard not to when they’re threatening to shoot up movie theaters.


Lately, the public’s interest in Tila’s lunatic ramblings has dwindled, so she’s been forced to take on tougher opponents in order to grab the retweets she craves like oxygen.


First Tila took on Azealia Banks


Now she’s going after the Bey Hive.


Yes, in a nonsensical tirade posted last night, Tila decided to attack Beyonce, thus ensuring that she’ll incur the ire of the Internet’s most fervent fan base:


“Why does @Beyonce  try so hard to act “hood?” If a riot broke out I assure you she would be the last person there helping anyone.


“As a matter of fact, I am actually more “hood” than @Beyonce since I live in Houston. I just happen to be a white nationalist.”


Not offensive enough for you?


Don’t worry, she goes on to explain her theory that Beyonce is a witch who sacrificed Aaliyah in order to seal her deal with the Devil:


“If anything is to be said about @Beyonce it’s that she sold her soul & is now partaking in the destruction of our children. #SellOut


“She had to blood sacrifice Aaliyah in order to make room for the witch @Beyonce But she will NEVER be as great as Aaliyah! … The real Beyonce was replaced. She now has the demonic 1 to do her bidding.”


She concluded her anti-Bey rant with this cherry on top of the batsh-t sundae:


“Vaccinated people are really weak, subservient and obedient drones. It’s us against them! … I am serious! Vaccines causes mutations in your DNA that turns you gay!”


Yes, now that Azealia Banks has been booted off Twitter, Tila Tequila is officially the Troll Queen of the Internet.


Long may she reign.


On second thought, if she could just go ahead and STFU, that would be great.

21 Times Kaley Cuoco Has Won Instagram


Kaley Cuoco does not have the most followers on Instagram.


But perhaps she should!


The actress may have made a name for herself on The Big Bang Theory, yet she has made a social media presence for herself with all the funny and silly photos she"s shared over this space.


From selfies with her pets to selfies with her various hairstyles, click through the following Kaley Cuoco pictures and prepare to have a blast!




1. Getting All Gorgeous


Kaley cuoco gets ready

Kaley Cuoco prepares for the Golden Globes in this fun shot from 2014. We like her a lot. She often takes followers behind the scenes of her fun life.



2. Look at This!


Kaley cuoco varicose vein selfie

How many others would actually take a photo of their varicose veins and share it online?!?



3. In a Bikini! With an Inflatable Swan!


In a bikini with an inflatable swan

Man, we love her so much.



4. Stuck in the Hospital


Kaley cuoco hospital photo

Yes, Kaley Cuoco underwent sinus surgery, the results of which you can see here. But, no, she did not have a nose job!



5. Puppy Love


Kaley cuoco and dog photo

Kaley’s one true love is horses. But she thankfully gives us the occasional look at her collection of dogs as well.



6. Bed Head Alert!


Kaley cuoco spiky hair

Yup, she even looks good with bed head. And she’s not to proud to keep this look a secret.


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