The following may be the greatest Internet story ever told.
Yes, it was cool to read about that guy who ordered a pizza to a moving train.
And we"re still not over that other guy"s McDonald"s drive-through experience.
But the man featured below was hooking up with a girl when her boyfriend suddenly came home. He subsequently got shoved into a closet… and live-Tweeted all that happened next.
1. How It All Began…
This sucks, but whatever. He’s coolin.
2. She’s a Keeper!
She also may be 12. Why does she have Capri Sub at home?!?
3. Time to Eat!
Gotta wash that Capri Sun taste out of your mouth, man.
4. POPEYE’S!
Like we said before, she’s a total keeper.
5. This is Bigger Than Popeye’s
Dammit, Miles! Do as I say!
6. Stay Cool, Miles
Just keep going the speed limit. Don’t test your luck.
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