Friday, June 10, 2016

2016 Spring TV Awards: And the Winners Are...


Some shows went out on top this week.


Others shows went out like Kim Kardashian in the Kim Kardashian sex tape; that is, on the bottom.


With the spring television season now behind us, it"s time to take a look back at the best and the worst from the past few months on the small screen…




1. Worst Cliffhanger


Worst cliffhanger

EMPIRE. Promos teased that a “Lyon would fall.” This ended up being literally the case, with two members of the family falling off a building, with viewers needing to wait until next season to learn who died. Lame! Empire is a strong enough show that it need not rely on such a transparent cliffhanger.



2. Best Plot Twist


Best plot twist

SUPERNATURAL. The Darkness is God’s sister?!? What? Huh?!? It’s creativity such as this that has kept the show humming for 11 seasons and counting.



3. Worst Plot Twist


Worst plot twist

CASTLE. The reveal of LokSat was not worth the wait. Not by a long shot. It didn’t help when Caleb Brown magically appeared in the loft to shoot Kate and Rick.



4. Best ‘Ship


Best ship

Jason and Alicia, THE GOOD WIFE. The series finale was awful, let’s be honest. But the chemistry between these two was red hot all season long.



5. Biggest WTF Moment


Biggest wtf moment

JANE THE VIRGIN. We know this is akin to a telenova and we should not take it too seriously. But we did NOT see Petra’s twin sister coming. At. All.



6. Best Fight Scene


Best fight scene

THE 100. We’re still on the edges of our seats over Lexa taking on Roan.


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Donald Trump Supporter Sees Image of The Donald on Bathroom Tile

Note to the guy who got a tattoo of Donald Trump sucking a penis on his right ankle:


You may not be the craziest political follower out there this year.



Clayton Litten, a resident of Midlothian, Virginia, was sitting on his toilet recently when he looked down and could not believe what he saw.


Speaking to WTVR TV, Litten said he was in shock. There’s no way, he thought. It can’t be.


But it was “clear as day,” Litten explained.


According to this Donald Trump supporter, there was an image of the presidential candidate right below him, as Litten swears he saw a picture of The Donald on the tile floor, standing with his arms folded.


“What are the odds?” Litten asked. “One in a trillion?”


Sure, we’ll go with that.


It would make the odds of this being a picture of Donald Trump about the same as the odds of Donald Trump actually defeating Hillary Clinton in November.




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“It’s a perfect image of him!” Litten says.


You may study the snapshot above and decide for yourself if this is a valid statement or not.


Litten says he sent the photograph to Trump headquarters and hopes to hear from the candidate someday.


But he has not received any message back just yet.


Litten is a a lifelong Republican who is actually dying of lung cancer and his medical bills have exceeded $ 20,000.


So we aren’t going to make much fun of him here.


After all, we’ve all seen things that resemble Donald Trump at times when we go to the bathroom, haven’t we?


Kim Kardashian Surprises Fans at Movie Theater, Reveals Weight Loss Secret

When Kim Kardashian fans entered the movie night giveaway on her app, they thought they"d simply be treated to a screening of the star"s favorite movie, Troop Beverly Hills.


But they got much more than just an hour and 46 minutes of Shelley Long"s madcap adventures of leading a smarmy girl scout troop.


At the end of the film, Kim Kardashian surprised fans by gracing them with her presence in a sparkly, body-hugging silver dress.


"Sorry to interrupt, guys," she said as she walked in, waving to the cheering crowd.


"Did you guys get the new Kimoji today?" she asked, plugging the latest iteration of her icky emoji line.


Kim then addressed a fan who commented on how amazing she looks after giving birth last December – a subject she hasn"t stopped talking about.


And while an "expert" recently accused Kim of lying about her weight loss, she insisted she"s been working hard.


"I really do put the effort in," she said. "I wake up every day at six and I run and then I work out with my trainer."



"I"m really disciplined, and I was never like that," she added.


"After North I had to really legitimately talk to myself, like, you"re not going to cheat today, you"re not gonna eat this."


And then she let us in on another secret.


"And, I wear, like Spanx," she admitted.


Okay, so we suppose it"s great that she"s keeping it real and telling fans that losing weight after having a baby does take a considerable amount of effort – and garments – even if most women don"t have the time and money to spend on such efforts.


Afterwards, she posed for selfies (of course), then bidded her adorers adieu.


The video Kim posted shows fans gushing about their idol, calling the experience "a dream come true."


Dream big, y"all.


 


 


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Game of Thrones: Possible Season 6 Spoilers Spark Fan Debate

As we reported earlier this week, HBO recently released a treasure trove of information about the final three episodes of Game of Thrones Season 6.



In fact, just the titles of the final two installments were enough to have some fans whining about spoilers on social media.


In case you missed it [Spoilers lie ahead, obviously.] the penultimate episode is entitled “Battlle of the Bastards,” which seems to be a pretty clear indication that Jon Snow and Ramsay Bolton (bastards, both) will clash over Winterfell – and that Ramsay will probably be killed in battle.


(Someone’s gotta die, and they ain’t gonna kill Jon again, ya know?)


The season finale is titled “The Winds of Winter,” which is not only the title of George R.R. Martin’s forthcoming novel in the A Song of Ice and Fire series, it’s also a pretty clear indication that after six seasons of constant memes, winter will finally arrive in Westeros.


Some believe it’ll bring with a cold front of angry White Walkers, but that’s a discussion for another time.


Today, we’ll focus on a pair of potential new spoilers that were not released by the network, but rather ferreted out by eager internet sleuths.


First, as you may recall in last week’s episode, Arya was left in a sorry state after being attacked and stabbed by the Waif.


However, this screenshot has raised some doubts about what really happened:




Arya, Game of Thrones Screenshot



As book-readers can testify, in GRRM’s world, the Waif is very much a real person.


In the Seven Kingdoms created by David Weiss and D.B. Benioff, however, it’s possible she’s some kind of murderous Tyler Durden.


She’s in Arya’s imagination, or she’s the physical embodiment of Arya’s desire to “kill herself” and become “no one.”


We’re not really sure, but it’s hard to believe that with the attention to detail on display in every scene, Weiss and Benioff would have Arya walk by a girl who looks just like her moments before she’s violently attacked by a shape-shifter.


Of course, they could just be messing with us.


Speaking of messing with us, many fans eagerly anticipated the return of Catelynn Stark as Lady Stoneheart after she was murdered at the Red Wedding in Season 3.


Three years later they’re still waiting.


However, a recent reveal from a bit player on the show has given Stoneheart lovers hope.



The friendly-looking fella in the middle is an actor named Johannes Haukur, who confirmed on Twitter last week that his character’s name is Lem Lemoncloak.


Without getting too deep in the weeds, we can tell you that in the books Lem is a member of the Brotherhood Without Banners, who eventually collaborate with Lady Stoneheart in her quest for revenge.


We’ve seen the Brotherhood on the show before, but they weren’t this murderous, which has led many to believe that they’re on a mission to hunt down the Hound for the former Lady Stark.


Further fueling the speculation, Haukur recently tweeted:


“Dawning on me that some of you guys might hunt me down if that bitch doesn’t show up. I can’t say either way!!! #LadyStoneheart #GoT”


Both of these possible spoilers have sparked lively debates amongst GoT’s most fervent fans.


Some say the writers wouldn’t go against GRRM canon (though they’ve done so many times in the past) in order to get so abstract and … well, just plain weird with the Waif.


Others say the show abandoned the Lady Stoneheart storyline seasons ago, and there’s no goping back now.


Frankly, with the number of curveballs we’ve been thrown this season, we don’t feel comfortable making any predictions.


Well, except for the fact that Ramsay is gonna die and winter is coming.


We’ve been waiting on those two events for so long that we may riot if the show doesn’t deliver.


Watch Game of Thrones online in order to get caught up in time for what promises to be thrilling run of episodes.