Kim Kardashian GQ Cover: Kris Humphries Called Her WHAT???

Their divorce was kind of painful and took forever to settle, but that doesn’t mean Kris Humphries doesn’t still drool over photos of his ex-wife.

Kim Kardashian stripped down for the July cover of GQ Magazine, looking saucy AF in several different photos of the spread.

It almost qualifies as Playboy material.

Kanye West is reportedly so proud of the cover, but guess what?  Humphries loves it too!

The Minnesota native reportedly told his friends that Kardashian looked “scrumptious” on the cover, according to Hollywood Life.

“Damn. Just damn. Kris is kicking himself because Kim is sexy as f**k in her GQ cover and pictures,” a source close to Humphries told the site.

“To him, she’s stacked taller and looks more scrumptious than IHOP’s double blueberry pancakes. He’s loving everything about Kim’s spread.

I’m sure Kardashian loves nothing more than to be compared to pancakes, after having worked her ass off (no pun intended) to lose 60 pounds after having son, Saint last December.

“Looking at those pics is making him day dream about being with her again.

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“And even though he and Kim aren’t on the best of terms,” the source pointed out, “he’s still admiring her body – just from a distance.”

That is…so special.  

Not to be outdone by the man who lasted 72 days, West sees Kardashian’s cover as perhaps her best yet.

“Kanye is in absolute awe of Kim’s GQ cover. He told her it’s her sexiest look so far and wants the photo blown up and framed on the wall,” a separate source told the site.

“He loves the simplicity of the black trench coat partially draping her and thinks the cover is a masterpiece, a work of art.”

Would you rather be a piece of art or a stack of pancakes?  Food for thought on this Friday morning.

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Meat Loaf COLLAPSES During Performance

Meat Loaf collapsed on stage last night in front of a crowd in Canada.

The 68-year-old singer was performing at the Jubilee Auditorium on Thursday night when things took a bad turn. 

During his performance of "I"d Do Anything For Love," the star bent over, before falling to the ground.

He dropped his microphone and then his security ran over to check on him. 

They realized the severity of the situation and got the singer medical attention. 

The crowd actually seemed pretty confused about the whole thing and kind of hit a lull. 

 

Fans were told to leave the area in order to ensure the singer was okay. 

17-year-old fan Sophia Shandalla told the Edmonton Journal:

"I was scared. I didn"t know what to think."

"I didn’t know if it was real. All of the band stopped playing instantly."

Soon after, when they were sure he had collapsed, panic set in for them. 

The singer recently canceled a string of shows for medical reasons, but has never really opened up about his medical woes. 

This isn"t the first time Meat Loaf has collapsed on stage, so it"s pretty concerning. 

Meat Loaf"s condition is currently unknown. 

His medical issues have had him cancelling a lot of shows over the years. 

He even went as far as to call his last tour his final one, but he has continued on to ensure that he can tour as much as he can. 

That shows he really loves what he does.

We"ll keep you updated on any changes in his condition. 

We extend our well wishes to the singer.

Farrah Abraham Sex Tape 2: Lesbian Sequel Filming Underway with Toochi Kash!

Teen Mom and celebrity gossip legend Farrah Abraham loves to say, almost as often as she breathes oxygen, that she is not a porn star. 

She totally is, of course, having starred in a hugely successful porn film … and is about to star in another. Oh yes, she’s doing it AGAIN!

One of the great pathological liars of our time, Farrah’s never going to change her story. She is not a porn star and she’s standing by that.

Despite starring in a high-production-value, critically acclaimed, commercial smash of adult film, for which she was paid a small fortune.

Clearly, the allure of money and/or getting paid to f–k are just too great, because we’re about to see a second Farrah Abraham sex tape.

This time, a sex tape of the girl-on-girl variety!

You may have observed earlier this week that Farrah Abraham’s Instagram photos featured significantly more boobs and butt than usual.

And that is saying something, we know.

Well, these things tend to happen when you host pool parties in Sin City, which she did along with some equally uninhibited friends. 

When you pay Farrah money to host a wet, wild shindig in triple-digit temps, you’ll get your money’s worth from her and her scantily-clad pals.

Seriously, the photos are straight ridic.

But, according to Fame/Flynet, the photo agency that obtained the images splashed over the web, she was also in Vegas for something else:

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“[Farrah] is back in the porn scene shooting a lesbian erotica video for lexotica (dot) com with International published model / entrepreneur Toochi Kash.”

Oh yes. Three words: Lesbian erotica video.

Abraham may be keeping this film on the DL (you know, because she’s not a porn star) but she is hardly dialing down the PDA with Toochi Kash.

Who is actually pretty hot, FWIW. Like whoa.

In any case, one can just imagine how she’ll try to explain this one away once the word, and girl-on-girl action, shockingly “leak” online.

We’re anticipating a lot of incoherent nonsense about haters and people disrespecting her, and/or self-righteous boasting of her moguldom.

Maybe in the same breath. Because #Farrah.

One can also imagine how high both the live streaming demand and Sophia’s therapy bills will be as a result of this instant sex classic.

In Abraham’s world, she’s doing what she has to do to provide for her daughter, and on some level, this is defensible and even admirable.

Still, there is likely a line somewhere that shouldn’t be crossed, and it’s likely been crossed and then some by the Backdoor Teen Mom.

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Watch Orphan Black Online: Check Out Season 4 Episode 10

That was quite the season finale.

Did you catch Orphan Black Season 4 Episode 10? Have no fear if not. We’re here to help…

Watch Orphan Black Season 4 Episode 10 Online

On the latest installment of this beloved drama, alliances were shattered between Sarah and Rachel, as Cosima was cut off from communicating with her sisters because the Neolution moved in.

Later in the suspenseful hour, Sarah went ahead and set a trap for a high-ranking Neolutionist in hopes of bring it down for good.

Did she succeed? What sort of cliffhanger concluded this crazy finale?

Use the video above to watch Orphan Black online and find out now!