Kris Humphries (LOL!) Comments on Rob Kardashian

Kris Humphries only averaged 4.6 points per game for the Atlanta Hawks last season.

But he has a few points he’d like to make about Rob Kardashian in the wake of that reality star’s ongoing, explosive, mostly one-sided fight with Blac Chyna.

Asked about the legal and ethical hullabaloo surrounding Rob these days, Humphries expressed support for his former brother-in-law while attending the Starkey Hearing Foundation Gala in Saint Paul, Minnesota on Sunday, July 16.

“That’s my guy,” Kris told Us Weekly of Rob. “I don’t read too much into it. Hopefully he’ll be alright.”

Humphries, of course, was married to Kim Kardashian for a whole 72 days.

The professional basketball player then dragged out his divorce proceedings for over a year after Kim announced the couple’s separation, coming across like a pretty major douchebag the entire time.

So it’s not exactly a shock that he wouldn’t find much fault here in what Rob did to Blac Chyna.

Back on July 5, the day after Chyna send him a video of her kissing another guy, Rob went on a social media tirade against his ex-fiancee (and current baby mama).

He slammed Chyna as a drug addict and called her out for various plastic surgeries, alleging he paid for these procedures and also lavished Blac with cars and jewelry.

Most damaging of all, Kardashian referenced Chyna’s many sexual escapades and even posted multiple photos of her naked body parts.

Five days after being victimized by Rob in this manner, Chyna was granted a temporary restraining order against the troubled star.

No one in the Kardashian or Jenner clan has spoken explicitly about all that transpired, but a recent report claimed they tried to hold an intervention for Rob.

It did not go well, however.

After being taken to court by Chyna for the aforementioned restraining order, the Keeping Up With the Kardashian star’s attorney, Robert Shapiro, told TMZ that the outburst was “a spontaneous reaction that [Rob] regrets.”

Thankfully for Rob and his loved ones, Chyna has stated that she doesn’t intend to change her custody arrangement.

She has every intention of allowing Rob to help raise baby Dream going forward, but she could easily change her mind if the first-time father acts in an inappropriate manner once again down the line.

Rob is skating on rather thin ice, in other words.

Humphries, meanwhile, has carved out a lengthy basketball career for himself.

In 800 total games, he’s averaged 6.7 points and 5.4 rebounds per contest, with an effective field goal percentage of 46.9.

To those who follow the celebrity gossip universe, he’ll always be known as Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband.

To NBA fans, however, he’ll be known as a mediocre journeyman who averaged over a block per game in two separate seasons.

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Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries: 24 Facts About Their 72-Day Marriage

As previously documented, there was many weird facts about Kim Kardashian out there.

But did you know there are even more bizarre, shocking and generally bat $ hit crazy facts out there about Kim Kardashian"s 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries?

It"s true!

And we"re not even referring to how Kim has said she knew it was over from the start.

You simply won"t believe some of the tidbits we"ve uncovered below…

1. Kris Humphies Proposed…

… and then he and Kim got married a mere 90 days later. Insiders say Kardashian wanted to exchange vows as soon as possible so that she would look young and thin at the time of her wedding.

2. Prior to Getting Hitched…

… Kim and Kris spent a total (yes, a total!) of one full week together, in terms of physical proximity.

3. Doubts Abounded

The evening before the wedding, Kris Jenner asked her daughter: “Do you want out? You’re not yourself.”

4. An Overestimate

During the ceremony, Khloe was heard whispering to another guest: “I give it six fucking months.” (Editor’s note: HA!)

5. Wait… REALLY?!?

Future husband Kanye Was allegedly purchased his first-ever cellphone so he could send Kim pictures of former basketball stars who had aged terribly, telling her at the time: “This is your future.”

6. An Ominous Sign

During their wedding rehearsal, Kris supposedly told Kim he couldn’t wait to “scream” at her when he got the chance, to which Kim replied: “Go for it, I’ll fucking slice you.”

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Kim Kardashian: THIS is When I Knew My Marriage to Kris Humphries Was Over

In footage from the Kim Kardashian sex tape, the world’s most famous reality star spreads her legs open wide for Ray J.

Similarly, in a sit-down with Andy Cohen on Bravo this past Sunday night, Kim Kardashian opened her mouth and discussed a different past relationship, one nearly as notorious as the dalliance that producer her amateur porn.

We speak, of course, about Kim’s marriage to Kris Humphries.

The ex-Playboy model was married to the mediocre power forward for a total of 72 days before she announced the union was over.

Humphries challenged various aspects of the marriage in court, actually claiming he was duped by Kim into exchanging vows for what she always knew was a sham relationship.

As a result, the divorce was not finalized for over a year.

But it was pretty much over from the beginning, Kim told Cohen on the latest installment of Watch What Happens Live.

“I knew on the honeymoon it wasn’t going to work out,” Kardashian admitted this week for the first time.

How could she possibly have known that?

Or, better to ask, why did she get married in the first place if she knew so quickly that it wasn’t going to last?

“At the time I just thought, ‘Holy shit, I’m 30-years-old – I better get this together. I better get married,’” she confessed, attempting to explain:

“I think a lot of girls do go through that, where they freak out thinking they’re getting old and all their friends are having kids. So, it was more of that situation.”

We guess that makes some sense.

But the theory that Kim simply wanted to benefit financially from the wedding (she made a rumored $ 10 million from selling the video and photographic rights to various outlets and tabloids) before getting the heck out of it ASAP also makes some sense.

Asked which Keeping Up with the Kardashians spinoff she likes least, Kim mentioned Humphries and replied as follows:

“When Kourtney and I did New York because I was in that awful cry face with that last marriage I had. That whole situation was just really hard for me.”

Kim, of course, has moved on. Far, far, far, far on.

She just celebrated her three-year anniversary with Kanye West and has two kids to show for it.

Make fun of her all you want, but Kardashian seems legitimately happy and in love.

Which is more than she can say about her mother and step-father.

When asked by Cohen about how things are these days between Kris Jenner and Caitlyn Jenner, Kardashian was refreshingly honest.

She initially said there was a “zero percent” chance the estranged ex-spouses would ever speak agaib.

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But then she modified her response.

“I would say two percent,” she said. And those are Kendall and Kylie. That’s their percentage. All fair, I think.”

In other words: Kris and Caitlyn may chat again at some point in the future because they are both parents to two relatively young women.

We’ll see, of course. Two percent is a pretty low percentage.

But it’s two percentage points higher than Kim and Humphries ever speaking again.

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Kris Humphries: Will He Get Revenge on Kanye West?

Kris Humphries is totally not impressed with Kanye West. 

Remember that time Kanye went on Kocktails With Khloe (now kanceled) and dissed Kris Humphries? 

He made several jibes about the way Kim Kardashian’s life would have turned out if she stuck with Humphries. 

It was not pretty. 

“I started sending her pictures of, like, certain basketball players that used to be cool that now they wear their pants all the way up to here,” West revealed.

“Like, ‘This is your future.’”

Talk about putting someone on blast. If the rumors of Kanye West’s debt were true then she would have probably been more financially stable with Humphries. 

Kanye prides himself in causing controversy to ensure that he remains in the public eye. 

Might that be the only thing that he and Kim have in common?

Quite possibly.

It may have taken some time, but it now appears that Kris Humphries is planning the ultimate revenge against his former wife’s current husband. 

“Kris has way more dirt on Kim than anyone realizes, she told him all the family secrets when they were together,” an insider told Radar.

“They had a deal to stay quiet about each other, but now he’s saying she broke her word by speaking via Kanye so he’s entitled to do the same.”

Kim will no doubt be quaking in her louboutins, wondering about what Kris could possibly dredge up. 

It seems like Kris is ready to come forward with some of the details about his 72-day union with the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star. 

According to the source, Humphries is still annoyed with the way he was treated by Kim and is now weighing up his options “with the goal in mind of doing a full TV sit down and even a book that would hang Kim Kardashian and her family out to dry.”

It’s about time, right?!

What do you think about the latest developments? Should Kris have his say about the matter?

Hit the comments with your thoughts!

Kim Kardashian GQ Cover: Kris Humphries Called Her WHAT???

Their divorce was kind of painful and took forever to settle, but that doesn’t mean Kris Humphries doesn’t still drool over photos of his ex-wife.

Kim Kardashian stripped down for the July cover of GQ Magazine, looking saucy AF in several different photos of the spread.

It almost qualifies as Playboy material.

Kanye West is reportedly so proud of the cover, but guess what?  Humphries loves it too!

The Minnesota native reportedly told his friends that Kardashian looked “scrumptious” on the cover, according to Hollywood Life.

“Damn. Just damn. Kris is kicking himself because Kim is sexy as f**k in her GQ cover and pictures,” a source close to Humphries told the site.

“To him, she’s stacked taller and looks more scrumptious than IHOP’s double blueberry pancakes. He’s loving everything about Kim’s spread.

I’m sure Kardashian loves nothing more than to be compared to pancakes, after having worked her ass off (no pun intended) to lose 60 pounds after having son, Saint last December.

“Looking at those pics is making him day dream about being with her again.

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“And even though he and Kim aren’t on the best of terms,” the source pointed out, “he’s still admiring her body – just from a distance.”

That is…so special.  

Not to be outdone by the man who lasted 72 days, West sees Kardashian’s cover as perhaps her best yet.

“Kanye is in absolute awe of Kim’s GQ cover. He told her it’s her sexiest look so far and wants the photo blown up and framed on the wall,” a separate source told the site.

“He loves the simplicity of the black trench coat partially draping her and thinks the cover is a masterpiece, a work of art.”

Would you rather be a piece of art or a stack of pancakes?  Food for thought on this Friday morning.

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Kim Kardashian: CHEATED on Kris Humphries with Bodyguard??

In his tell-all book, Kardashian Dynasty, author Ian Halperin dropped a lot of bombshells about what he calls “America’s royal family.”

He accused Kris Jenner of trying to “cure” her husband Caitlyn of being transgendered.

Then he alleged that the momager orchestrated her daughter Kim Kardashian’s relationship with Kanye West in order to repair PR damage after the selfie’s queen’s marriage to Kris Humphries dissolved after just 72 days.

And now, Halperin is dishing even more dirt on Kim’s relationship with Humphries, alleging that she cheated on him.

According to the book, Kim began dating Humphries publicly around October 2010, but was also hooking up with her Australian bodyguard Shengo Deane at the time.

The double-dating allegedly took place in NYC, when the reality star was filming Kim and Kourtney Take New York in October and November of that year.

Kim’s romance with Deane aired on the show the following February, when her relationship with Humphries was well under way.

“Certainly, as her and Shengo’s relationship unfolded on air, she was already publicly dating Humphries,” Halperin wrote.

Ultimately, as we know, Kim picked Humphries and the two lived happily for a few months after.

If you ask me, this is a little bit of a snooze fest compared to the previous two revelations.

When you’re just beginning to date someone, it’s not usually exclusive right away. Big deal if Kim was seeing two dudes at once.

More than likely, at least one of them was probably all for the cameras, anyway.

So, what else you got, Halperin?

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Khloe Kardashian Puts Kris Humphries on Awesome Blast

Kris Humphries may have played for three NBA teams over the course of the 2015-2016 NBA season.

But the power forward will forever be associated with one team and one team only: Team Kim Kardashian.

Khloe Kardashian Lays Into Kris Humphries

And even though it’s been years since Humphries’ 72-day marriage to Kardashian fizzled out… and even though Kim has moved on quite well by marrying Kanye West and having two kids with the rapper… Khloe Kardashian still felt the need to address Humphries this week.

In hilariously mean fashion.

Asked by Snoop Dogg on his Web series GGN about her bond with Kim, Khloe cited her opinion on Humphries as an example of how tight she is with her sibling.

“There’s [been] a ton of times that I’ve told my sister the truth,” Khloe said.

“Like when she wanted to marry Kris Humphries I was like, ‘He’s a f-cking loser! Why are you marrying this f-cking dog."”

Khloe also tossed in that she thought Humphries was a “f-cking joke,” just in case loser and dog were not strong enough nouns.

“I said the truth and in hindsight, I think later, she was like ‘You know you were right,"” Khloe said.

Just a few weeks ago, Caitlyn Jenner also ripped Humphries a new one.

“That takes a bigger person to come back later and say, ‘You know what sister, you were right."”

With ongoing talk of a Kylie Jenner-Kim feud, Khloe also made it clear that she’s happy to share the spotlight with her sisters.

“We know that there’s enough for all of us to win. We want us all to win. Why would I not want to share this with my family? If anyone could know the joy I’m feeling or the pain I’m feeling, it’s them,” she said, concluding:

“They’re on the journey with me. We might be on different levels, but we still know the same essence of it. There’s so many people that go crazy in this Hollywood world because they’re doing it by themselves.

“I’m not surrounded by yes men, who don’t care to say you look like a fool. We don’t believe our own hype.”