Thursday, June 23, 2016

Tom Hiddleston Pursued Taylor Swift IMMEDIATELY After She Dumped Calvin Harris, Source Claims

As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston are dating.



News of the relationship went public not through the usual tabloid grapevine, but via a photo of Swift and Hiddleston kissing in public, apparently with no regard for who witnessed the PDA.


Whether or not the kiss was staged or a genuinely candid moment caught on camera remains a matter of debate.


The reveal was a bit surprising as the photo was published just weeks after Swift’s breakup with Calvin Harris, whom she’d dated for over a year.


To say it was a quick rebound for a woman whose made a career out of heartbreak and lost love would be a massive understatement.


The girl didn’t even have enough time to write a scathing chorus, much less the classic Taylor Swift breakup album we were expecting!


It’s one thing to arrange a low-key friends-with-benefits arrangement so soon after a major breakup, but it’s quite another to publicly move on to a new serious relationship, especially for someone as synonymous with the loveliness of love as Ms. Swift.



So what happened?


Well, if a new report from Us Weekly is to be believed, Hiddleston wasted no time swooping in as soon as he found out Taylor was on the market.


Swift and Hiddleston became acquianted at the Met Gala back in May, and the actor was apparently so smitten that he contacted Taylor is soon as he heard she was on the market.


Obviously, she was open to his advances.


“She’s single, so of course if a cute guy reaches out who she likes, she would talk to him,” says one insider.


“There really isn’t a better way to get over a breakup!”


Adds the source: “He’s hot, smart, talented, British – everything she’s into.”


Tom Hiddleston Pursued Taylor Swift IMMEDIATELY After She Dumped Calvin Harris, Source Claims

As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston are dating.



News of the relationship went public not through the usual tabloid grapevine, but via a photo of Swift and Hiddleston kissing in public, apparently with no regard for who witnessed the PDA.


Whether or not the kiss was staged or a genuinely candid moment caught on camera remains a matter of debate.


The reveal was a bit surprising as the photo was published just weeks after Swift’s breakup with Calvin Harris, whom she’d dated for over a year.


To say it was a quick rebound for a woman whose made a career out of heartbreak and lost love would be a massive understatement.


The girl didn’t even have enough time to write a scathing chorus, much less the classic Taylor Swift breakup album we were expecting!


It’s one thing to arrange a low-key friends-with-benefits arrangement so soon after a major breakup, but it’s quite another to publicly move on to a new serious relationship, especially for someone as synonymous with the loveliness of love as Ms. Swift.



So what happened?


Well, if a new report from Us Weekly is to be believed, Hiddleston wasted no time swooping in as soon as he found out Taylor was on the market.


Swift and Hiddleston became acquianted at the Met Gala back in May, and the actor was apparently so smitten that he contacted Taylor is soon as he heard she was on the market.


Obviously, she was open to his advances.


“She’s single, so of course if a cute guy reaches out who she likes, she would talk to him,” says one insider.


“There really isn’t a better way to get over a breakup!”


Adds the source: “He’s hot, smart, talented, British – everything she’s into.”


Chad Johnson: Kicked Off Bachelor in Paradise For Drunken Douchiness?

If you’re a fan of The Bachelorette (and/or basic human decency), you probably rejoiced when JoJo Fletcher gave Chad Johnson the boot.


Unfortunately, as the human embodiment of evil foretold in Revelation, Johnson is impossible to kill, and network execs who love to watch a good villain but don’t have a mirror on hand love to breathe new life into someone like Bad Chad.



As the Sultan of Spoilers, Reality Steve, recently revealed, Johnson has been granted a second shot at reality fame.


Yes, as we learned last week Johnson has joined the Bachelor in Paradise cast.


Unfortunately, shortly after his arrival, the show turned into Bachelor in Paradise Lost


(Yes, we’re sticking with this “Chad Johnson is the Devil” theme; just go with it.)


It seems that on his first night, Johnson got wasted, told the other contestants they can “suck Bachelor dick,” and called Lace Morris a c-nt.


Like we said, villains are good for ratings, but even reality television producers draw the line somewhere.


And it seems that line comes just before drunkenly calling young women See You Next Tuesdays on national television.


So yeah, Chad’s tenure on the island was predictably brief.


But that doesn’t mean he’s through taking televised douchebaggery to baffling new heights.


As you may have heard, Johnson is reportedly dating Hope Higginbotham, the ex-grilfriend of fellow JoJo suitor, Robby Hayes.


The best part is that there are rumors Chad and Hope are faking the relationship just to mess with Robby’s head.


Yes, Chad has been booted from The Bachelorette and its spinoff, but he’s still screwing with the other contestants, because true evil can never be destroyed – it just changes forms.


Watch The Bachelorette online to relive all of Chad’s many, many low points.


Chris Brown: Sued for Alleged Manager Beatdown

You won’t believe this, but Chris Brown is in trouble for having a very bad tempter.


What’s that? You totally and completely believe that? Oh, okay then…



According to TMZ sources, the singer hired someone named Mike G in 2012.


He was taken into Brown’s entourage as an image manager, someone who was tasked with rehabilitating Brown’s public persona, while also getting him out of debt and off drugs.


Brown, of course, wasn’t exactly the most beloved celebrity out there after he bludgeoned Rihanna’s face with his fists in 2009.


Mike G claims he did his job very well, with Brown (sadly) enjoying a resurgence in popularity over the last few years.


However, the relationship allegedly turned source last month.


Without provocation, Mike G claims that Brown took him into a room and brutally assaulted him via repeated punches to the face and neck.


The alleged attack landed Mike in the ER.


In a lawsuit filed by Mike, he says that Brown showed no signs of remorse, instead mocking Mike G on social media and bragging to friends about the beating.


Does that sound like something Chris Brown would do?


Oh, right. It totally does.


Mike G adds Brown had the gall to tell people working on his tour that he would go ahead and beat them up, too, if they acted out at all.


In conclusion, Mike G says Brown’s anger was fueled by drugs and is concerned about retaliation from Brown’s “gang member friends.”



Now, look…


We have no idea if any of this is true or not.


It definitely could be an invented story in order for Brown to settle and pay Mike G several hundred or thousand bucks.


But Brown was also accused this month of stomping some dude’s head at a concert…



… and he’s also been labeled a phony, terrible dad.


In other words: accusations and insults follow Brown around wherever he goes.


At some point, it’s fair to wonder if he’s the one with the issues, not all of these other people.