Married Japanese Man Finds True Love at Last With Sex Doll

Congratulations are in order for a married, 61-year-old Japanese man who revealed he has finally found happiness with his true love, Soari.

SIDE NOTE: Soari is a sex doll.

Senji Nakajima says the couple"s relationship is "perfect" despite being married to a live, human woman with whom he has two children.

The Nagano resident and his silicone companion reside in his apartment in Tokyo, where he enjoys a physical relationship with "her."

Not only is she super hot and literally ageless, but it"s reassuring to know he"s with someone who"s not "after only money," Senji says.

To begin with, Senji only used her for sexual purposes, imaging that it was his first ever girlfriend, but from there, the romance blossomed.

Now treating her like so much "more than just a doll," Senji says his plastic pal has an actual original personality and they"ve bonded.

Yes, we said bonded, not bondage.

Whether they spend days exploring the city or romantic nights out, "she never betrays … I"m tired of modern rational humans," he says.

People, he says, "are heartless."

He sits her in a wheelchair to push her around in public, while at home, they share a bed. When he"s not bathing or dressing her, that is.

Suffice it to say, he"s over the moon.

"She is more than a doll. She needs much help, but still is my perfect partner who shares precious moments and enriches my life."

The trend for intimate relationships with silicone dolls – non-inflatable and not cheap, as they cost over $ 5,000 – is on the rise in Asia.

Advertisements for "Dutch Wives" (a Japanese term for a sex doll) boast that after experiencing one, you"ll never want a real girlfriend again.

At least you know she won"t cheat …

Man Bathes in 1,500 Gallons of Coke, Tons of Mentos

Some people have way too much time on their hands.

Thankfully for the rest of us.

Last Friday, a YouTube user named Taras Maksimuk shared a four-minute video online that features him jumping in for a dip in a backyard, above-ground swimming pool.

It is capable of holding up to 1,500 gallons of water.

But Maksimuk did not fill the pool with water.

He filled it with Coca-Cola, 200 pounds of ice and a whole lot of Mentos.

“This is something that you wouldn’t even see in the movies,” says the man who goes by “TechRax” in the video.

That is true. That is a fact. We"ve never seen anyone swim in a Coke-and-Mentos-filled pool on the big screen before.

Maksimuk enlisted a human guinea pig named Ryan to splash around in the murky mix and even pop open a 24-ounce bottle of Coke while doing so.

“Ryan stayed in the pool for roughly 20 minutes and didn’t notice any significant changes to his skin or hair other than feeling really sticky,” Maksimuk told The Huffington Post in an email, adding:

“But he said his skin felt very smooth in the pool.”

Might we have stumbled upon a new form of skin care?

Probably not.

Make sure you keep watching to see what happens when a drone gets tossed into the pool.

Winona Ryder: Johnny Depp Never Abused Me!

As you’ve probably heard by now, Amber Heard has accused Johnny Depp of physically abusing her throughout their 15-month marriage.

Insiders say Depp and Heard will likely reach a settlement soon, which means the matter will probably never be decided by a judge.

The case is ongoing in the court of public opinion, however, and thus far, it seems the jury is pretty evenly split.

But when it comes to the estimation of his fellow celebrities, Depp has the clear upper hand.

Having spent the past several decades in the industry, Johnny has lots of famous friend, several of whom have rushed to his defense.

Benicio Del Toro dismissed Heard as “twisted.”

Comedian Doug Stanhope accused her of blackmail.

Vanessa Paradis and other ex-partners of Depp came forward to defend the actor and, in some cases, subtly suggest that Heard is lying.

Now, Winona Ryder, who was engaged to Depp for several years in the early ’90s, has come forward to offer an account of her time the screen legend.

Unlike so many who came before her, however, Ryder isn’t pretending to know the truth or downplaying the situation.

In a recent interview with Time, Ryder expressed her shock that a man she knew so well for so long has been accused of something so horrific:

View Slideshow: Johnny Depp Domestic Abuse Allegations: Stars React

“I can only speak from my own experience, which was wildly different than what is being said. He was never, never that way towards me. Never abusive at all towards me.

“I only know him as a really good, loving, caring guy who is very, very protective of the people that he loves.

“I wasn’t there. I don’t know what happened. I’m not calling anyone a liar. I’m just saying, it’s difficult and upsetting for me to wrap my head around it.

“Look, it was a long time ago, but we were together for four years, and it was a big relationship for me. Imagine if someone you dated when you were – I was 17 when I met him – was accused of that.

“It’s just shocking. I have never seen him be violent toward a person before.

“It’s just hard to picture. The only word I can come up with is unimaginable. You know with certain people you hear something and go, ‘I can see that.’ But this isn’t that. I can only offer my own experience. It’s such a serious, horrible thing to be accused of.”

Obviously, not being abusive in one relationship is no guarantee that one will never be abusive, and Ryder doesn’t seem to think that’s the case.

She’s simply expressing the reaction felt by so many fans of Depp’s – utter shock that his name is being mentioned in connection with such awful crimes.

Winona Ryder: Johnny Depp Never Abused Me!

As you’ve probably heard by now, Amber Heard has accused Johnny Depp of physically abusing her throughout their 15-month marriage.

Insiders say Depp and Heard will likely reach a settlement soon, which means the matter will probably never be decided by a judge.

The case is ongoing in the court of public opinion, however, and thus far, it seems the jury is pretty evenly split.

But when it comes to the estimation of his fellow celebrities, Depp has the clear upper hand.

Having spent the past several decades in the industry, Johnny has lots of famous friend, several of whom have rushed to his defense.

Benicio Del Toro dismissed Heard as “twisted.”

Comedian Doug Stanhope accused her of blackmail.

Vanessa Paradis and other ex-partners of Depp came forward to defend the actor and, in some cases, subtly suggest that Heard is lying.

Now, Winona Ryder, who was engaged to Depp for several years in the early ’90s, has come forward to offer an account of her time the screen legend.

Unlike so many who came before her, however, Ryder isn’t pretending to know the truth or downplaying the situation.

In a recent interview with Time, Ryder expressed her shock that a man she knew so well for so long has been accused of something so horrific:

View Slideshow: Johnny Depp Domestic Abuse Allegations: Stars React

“I can only speak from my own experience, which was wildly different than what is being said. He was never, never that way towards me. Never abusive at all towards me.

“I only know him as a really good, loving, caring guy who is very, very protective of the people that he loves.

“I wasn’t there. I don’t know what happened. I’m not calling anyone a liar. I’m just saying, it’s difficult and upsetting for me to wrap my head around it.

“Look, it was a long time ago, but we were together for four years, and it was a big relationship for me. Imagine if someone you dated when you were – I was 17 when I met him – was accused of that.

“It’s just shocking. I have never seen him be violent toward a person before.

“It’s just hard to picture. The only word I can come up with is unimaginable. You know with certain people you hear something and go, ‘I can see that.’ But this isn’t that. I can only offer my own experience. It’s such a serious, horrible thing to be accused of.”

Obviously, not being abusive in one relationship is no guarantee that one will never be abusive, and Ryder doesn’t seem to think that’s the case.

She’s simply expressing the reaction felt by so many fans of Depp’s – utter shock that his name is being mentioned in connection with such awful crimes.