Before this smiling sweetie was known for her late-night sketch comedy, she was just another girl showing off her dolls in Tehran, Iran. Can you guess who she is?
Showing posts with label Doll. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Doll. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 18, 2018
Friday, April 6, 2018
Jersey Shore Family Vacation Recap: Sex Doll Sammi & the Sober Situation
Jersey Shore Family Vacation made its long-awaited debut on MTV last night, and the consensus among viewers seems to be that while the guidos and guidettes didn’t quite deliver the same bonkers energy and smush-room shenanigans of their initial run, it was nice to check in with TV’s most heavily spray-tanned cast.
Of course, not everyone was able to make it to South Beach to enjoy all the fist-pumping and facial fillers.
Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola was sadly absent from the reunion for reasons that weren’t made entirely clear in last night’s episode.
(In a recent Instagram post, Sammi explained that she’s in a “completely different place” in her life these days, and she wants to avoid potentially “TOXIC SITUATIONS,” which most interpreted as a jab at her ex, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro.)
But that doesn’t mean Sammi was forgotten.
No, the cast paid tribute to Giancola with a sex doll forged in her image.
The disturbing doppelganger even sported a t-shirt reading “I’m in a really good place right now” and spouted pre-recorded snippets of dialogue, most notably, “Roooon, stahhhhp!”
And with that appropriately tawdry blast from the past (and the help of a few dozen liters of wine) the initial awkwardness of reuniting comes to an end and the cast is officially ready to make Miami a much greasier place.
Of course, a lot has changed since the guidos parted ways in Seaside Heights way back in 2011.
Snooki, JWoww and Pauly D all have kids now. Ronnie’s girlfriend is seven months pregnant. Vinny is so committed to his keto diet he won’t even dog a slice of pizza while thoroughly hammered.
And of course, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino might soon be imprisoned for tax evasion.
Sorrentino’s legal entanglements very nearly prevented him from making the trip, but when he did finally meet up with his former roommates, we learned that he’s matured into a very different Sitch.
The Situation is sober and in a relationship now, which should put him in a prime position to be incredibly bored and mildly irritated for the remainder of the season.
Of course, these days, Mike is actually well-liked by the rest of the cast (with the apparent exception of Ronnie), which means he’ll likely receive plenty of support from people who want to make sure he stays on the wagon and out of prison.
Frankly, we have mixed feelings about Sorrentino’s current … situation.
Yes, it’s nice that he’s grown into a better person, but will a sober, non-confrontational Sitch bring much to the table in terms of entertainment value?
And we won’t even get into the ethical questions about tossing a recently-convicted felon and a recovering addict into a lion’s den of temptation.
The premiere episode concluded with blackouts of both the electrical and drunken variety, as well as the decision to toss Sex Doll Sammi into the pool.
This led to Snooki losing her wedding rings, which in turn, led her to drunkenly arriving at the decision to go home.
Obviously, she’s not really gonna leave, and considering her earnings have been in the seven-figure range for nearly a decade now, it’s hard to get too concerned about her lost diamonds.
Ultimately, the final scene served to remind us that while Family Vacation may be entertaining at times, the cast will never be able to recapture the lightning in a bottle that was their first run on MTV.
While episodes used to conclude with barroom brawls, now we have concocted drama over lost jewelry.
All-in-all, it was a step up from the abysmally lame Jersey Shore reunion special that aired last year, but these guidos will need to step their game up if they want to continue leading fans into the smush room.
Thursday, April 5, 2018
"Jersey Shore"s" JWoww Says Sammi Sweetheart Sex Doll Should"ve Been The Real Thing
JWoww says Sammi Sweetheart’s sex doll stand-in offered some good times for the ‘Jersey Shore’ cast … but it sounds like she misses the real McCoy. We spoke to Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley Thursday ahead of the premiere of their reunion season on MTV,…
"Jersey Shore" Reunion: Sammi Sweetheart Returns As Sex Doll
Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola won’t be on the “Jersey Shore” reunion, at least not in the flesh, but the crew won’t be a woman down since she’s being replaced by a sex doll. Doug Weldon is the owner of hotsexydolls.com and tells TMZ that someone…
Sunday, March 11, 2018
Salma Hayek Slams Mattel"s Frida Kahlo Barbie Doll
Salma Hayek is just the latest person blasting Mattel for making a Barbie out of Mexican artist and women’s rights icon Frida Kahlo — asking what many already have … how??? Salma called out the toy company Sunday over their newest Barbie release…
Monday, January 22, 2018
Guess Who This Doll Darlin" Turned Into!
Before this blonde beauty was dancing with any stars, she was just another curly-haired cutie playing with her dolls in Orem, Utah. Can you guess who she is?
Friday, July 14, 2017
Guess Who This Donut Lovin" Doll Turned Into!
Before this curly-haired cutie was no stranger to Hollywood, she was just a messy munchkin with a sweet tooth in New Jersey. Can you guess who she is?
Friday, May 12, 2017
Guess Who This Dimpled Doll Turned Into
Before this grinning little girl became a Hollywood diva, she was just another brown-eyed babe rockin’ bows in San Diego, California. Can you guess who she is?
Monday, April 10, 2017
Guess Who This Doll Faced Girl Turned Into!
Before this playful princess was rockin’ in Hollywood, she was just another sittin’ sister looking cute in New York City. Can you guess who she is?
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
Guess Who This Dimpled Doll Turned Into!
Before this patterned princess was flashing her pearly whites in Hollywood, she was just another sweetie strikin’ a pose in Los Angeles, California. Can you guess who she is?
Thursday, November 17, 2016
Ashley Graham -- Thick Thighs Save Lives ... Just Ask My Barbie Doll (VIDEO)
Ashley Graham isn’t shy about size and neither is her new Barbie. Ashley was leaving Avalon in Hollywood when she gave us the download on Mattel’s new anatomically correct homage. Skinny chicks might be busy ‘minding the gap’ … but Ashley says…
Ashley Graham -- Thick Thighs Save Lives ... Just Ask My Barbie Doll (VIDEO)
Ashley Graham isn’t shy about size and neither is her new Barbie. Ashley was leaving Avalon in Hollywood when she gave us the download on Mattel’s new anatomically correct homage. Skinny chicks might be busy ‘minding the gap’ … but Ashley says…
Thursday, July 28, 2016
Woman Alleges "Sexual-Style Assault" By Doll in Restaurant
Here is something you don’t read about everyday:
A patron at a Japanese steakhouse in Tennessee is very mad right now because she and her husband claim she was the victim of a “sexual-style assault” during a recent meal there.
The alleged perpetrator was a plastic doll.
Isabelle Lassiter and her family were eating at the Wasabi Japanese Steakhouse in Murfreesboro on Monday evening when a chef brought out a toy figure that resembled a little boy.
The chef proceeded to pull down the doll’s pants.
It produced a thin stream of water that came flying out of a hole located in the doll’s private area, hitting Lassiter in the face, she claims.
And she is none too pleased over the incident.
“He pulled his little shorts down and it had a wanger and he squirted me right in the face,” Lassitter told Fox17.com.
According to restaurant manager Johnny Huang, the doll is an often-used part of the show customer get during a meal.
Chefs use the toy to control flames on the hibachi, he said, and sometimes have fun with him and those sitting around the giant grill.
“The kids like it, they think it’s a water gun,” Huang told TV station WREG.
However, Lassiter’s husband, James, referred to the water incident as “a sexual-style assault on my wife,” according to NBC4i.com.
Displeased that the spraying took place “in front of our minor children and grandchildren,,” James and Isabelle called the authorities and filed a police report.
No charges have been filed yet.
Mostly because the allegation is asinine, we presume.
“It really didn’t have a wiener, but you got the point,” Isabelle said, while her husband added:
“Just because somebody cut off a piece of plastic… doesn’t change the fact that you’re getting peed on.”
We mean… it sort of does. Once you stop and consider that it isn’t urine, it’s water.
Monday, June 27, 2016
Married Japanese Man Finds True Love at Last With Sex Doll
Congratulations are in order for a married, 61-year-old Japanese man who revealed he has finally found happiness with his true love, Soari.
SIDE NOTE: Soari is a sex doll.
Senji Nakajima says the couple"s relationship is "perfect" despite being married to a live, human woman with whom he has two children.
The Nagano resident and his silicone companion reside in his apartment in Tokyo, where he enjoys a physical relationship with "her."
Not only is she super hot and literally ageless, but it"s reassuring to know he"s with someone who"s not "after only money," Senji says.
To begin with, Senji only used her for sexual purposes, imaging that it was his first ever girlfriend, but from there, the romance blossomed.
Now treating her like so much "more than just a doll," Senji says his plastic pal has an actual original personality and they"ve bonded.
Yes, we said bonded, not bondage.
Whether they spend days exploring the city or romantic nights out, "she never betrays … I"m tired of modern rational humans," he says.
People, he says, "are heartless."
He sits her in a wheelchair to push her around in public, while at home, they share a bed. When he"s not bathing or dressing her, that is.
Suffice it to say, he"s over the moon.
"She is more than a doll. She needs much help, but still is my perfect partner who shares precious moments and enriches my life."
The trend for intimate relationships with silicone dolls – non-inflatable and not cheap, as they cost over $ 5,000 – is on the rise in Asia.
Advertisements for "Dutch Wives" (a Japanese term for a sex doll) boast that after experiencing one, you"ll never want a real girlfriend again.
At least you know she won"t cheat …
Monday, September 21, 2015
Farrah Abraham: Buy My Blow-Up Doll & Take a Sexy Selfie!
Sadly, after three weeks of providing top-notch trainwreck entertainment, Farrah Abraham was kicked out of the Celebrity Big Brother house on Friday.
Remarkably, Farrah wasn’t removed by producers after she threatened to kill the entire cast of the show. Instead, she was simply voted off by viewers who decided they’d finally had enough of her attention-starved antics.
(Seeing Farrah hump Jenna Jameson in a pool of chocolate pudding might have been the nail-in-the-coffin moment for many viewers.)
But if you thought Farrah was done grossing out the world, think again!
Farrah is back to selling her sex toys full-time, and just like when she tried to explain the difference between porn and “sex tapes,” every word that comes out of her mouth proves that the delusion is strong with this one.
“I wanted to create the collection because I wanted to make the world a better place by helping others,” Farrah said about plastic molds of her vagina and b-hole.
“It’s safe sex! Whether you are making love to yourself or adding some excitement to your relationship, my products make people very happy which in turn makes the world a better place!”
Yes, Farrah is basically the Mother Teresa of things you can stick your dong into.
Asked about the highlight of her collection, Farrah responded:
“Definitely the Farrah Abraham inflatable doll with cyberskin p-ssy and ass. Who wouldn’t want to take me everywhere with them?
“Let’s take a sexy selfie together or make a video of our own! The best part about it is that the tight “love tunnel” holes are tight and texturized for ultimate pleasure!”
That’s right – Farrah actually expects people to take video of themselves having sex with an inanimate object and post it on the Internet. We guess her reasoning is something along the lines of, “I don’t have any shame; why should anyone else?”
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