Little Boy Reacts with Epic Tears to Twins Announcement

Be still my heart.

One dad in Brazil recorded his young son watching an ultrasound from his mother"s check-up.  

According to Mashable, the boy was captivated by the video, until his dad told him that there were two siblings in mom"s tummy.

"I can see the baby"s face," the kid siad, clearly having no idea what he was looking at.

"Can you?" the dad asked.

"Yes, I"m seeing it."

Dad called his bluff.

"Do you know what it is?"

"No."

"Your sibling."

"Is it?"

"And they"re two."

"Really?"

"Really!"

"Holy cow, dude," the boy said before slowly starting to tear up.

"What"s happening, boy?" the dad asked.

Wait for it, because this is friggin" adorably.

"I"m touched," the little guy said through tears.

ALL.  THE.  FEELS.

Recording reactions to moments like these are the antidote to the Hot Mess Express train humanity is forced to ride on these days.  

For every video of Donald Trump either threatening assassination against his opponent or making fun of a disabled journalist, there are little moments like this one that make us smile.

The smiles don"t stop there.  Remember the little girl who didn"t want her brother to grow up, so she bawled her eyes out in protest?

And then there was "Charlie Bit My Finger," which instantly became a viral hit.

I hope the little Brazilian boy gets everything in life his little heart hopes for, because he reaction to having not one, but two younger siblings was nothing sort of beautiful.

What a lovely way to respond to becoming a big brother.  He"s psyched about his growing family, and there is no way you can fake those kind of tears.

Good luck to you, little boy, and your growing family.

Now if you"ll excuse us, we"re going to have ourselves a good cry.

Rob Ford Crack Video Surfaces; Late Mayor Hits Pipe, Rips P.M.

Five months after his death, a new video of late Toronto mayor Rob Ford smoking crack has just been released to the public.

Not to be confused with the previous Rob Ford crack videos. It"s a sad, but true statement that there have now been multiple.

The newly-surfaced Rob Ford crack video (below) is from 2013.

In it, Ford hits the crack pipe while a friend trashes then-future Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau, who was elected in 2015.

The friend says, "I"d like to get that f–king Justin Trudeau and shove my foot as far up his ass because I"m sure it would go real far."

Ford laughs and concurs, adding "He"s a fat dick."

Rob, who admitted smoking crack during his tenure as mayor of Toronto, also says he dislikes the notion that he"s a right wing radical.

Ford doesn"t realize he"s being recorded until the very end of the video, according to TMZ, which posted the shocking footage Thursday.

In March of this year, Rob Ford died in Canada.

As for how this new video clip of the late politician surfaced? It was used as in exhibit in the extortion trial of a Ford friend, Sandro Lisi.

Lisi, bizarrely enough, was charged with trying to extort a gang member to obtain the clip – a charge that was eventually dropped.

Once the case was no longer active, the court lifted a gag order on the latest Ford crack video and it was released to the public.

Ford denied he was an addict despite the rampant drug use that gained him international notoriety during his tenure in office.

Rob Ford Crack Video Surfaces; Late Mayor Hits Pipe, Rips P.M.

Five months after his death, a new video of late Toronto mayor Rob Ford smoking crack has just been released to the public.

Not to be confused with the previous Rob Ford crack videos. It"s a sad, but true statement that there have now been multiple.

The newly-surfaced Rob Ford crack video (below) is from 2013.

In it, Ford hits the crack pipe while a friend trashes then-future Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau, who was elected in 2015.

The friend says, "I"d like to get that f–king Justin Trudeau and shove my foot as far up his ass because I"m sure it would go real far."

Ford laughs and concurs, adding "He"s a fat dick."

Rob, who admitted smoking crack during his tenure as mayor of Toronto, also says he dislikes the notion that he"s a right wing radical.

Ford doesn"t realize he"s being recorded until the very end of the video, according to TMZ, which posted the shocking footage Thursday.

In March of this year, Rob Ford died in Canada.

As for how this new video clip of the late politician surfaced? It was used as in exhibit in the extortion trial of a Ford friend, Sandro Lisi.

Lisi, bizarrely enough, was charged with trying to extort a gang member to obtain the clip – a charge that was eventually dropped.

Once the case was no longer active, the court lifted a gag order on the latest Ford crack video and it was released to the public.

Ford denied he was an addict despite the rampant drug use that gained him international notoriety during his tenure in office.

Dog Fetches Dildo for Owner, Refuses to Put It Down

Dogs can do the goofiest things, can"t they?

Some of them are afraid of cats.

Others get really emotional when watching The Lion King.

And still others think their owner might benefit from a sex toy.

Wait… WHAT?!?

In the following video, a chocolate labrador named Galaxy discovers a giant dildo while out for a stroll in England with humans Amy Brown and Natalie Ferguson.

Obviously unaware of what this item was, but sensing its similarity to a stick, Galaxy went ahead and picked up the dildo.

“I was gobsmacked,” Ferguson told Metro, adding:

“Galaxy obviously didn’t have a clue and was just strutting round like it was the most normal thing in the world."

She added:

"We couldn’t believe it. He was so proud when he brought it over to us. We were looking at it thinking: ‘That’s impossible." It was enormous."

Ferguson went on to tell the publication that the canine clung to the dildo for a half hour. Which is hilarious.

While the dog walkers would typically toss away the things their puppies pick up while on their walks, they figured this one was too funny.

So they brought the sex toy home to Galaxy’s owner, Ami Harrison.

Harrison says she had a good laugh over the dildo and then decided to recycle the dildo; It’s now a trophy at her husband’s golf tournament.

No, really.

The dildo was recently given out to the winners of a golf tournament at The Wargrave Inn.

"It has been washed," one of these winners told The Metro.

We should hope so.

Watch Galaxy begin his quest for the dildo, pick it up and set these hilarious events in motion now: