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Friday, October 14, 2016
Snooki Reveals Boob Job Results: My Nipples Are Falling Off!
Snooki may not be as massive a star as she was at the height of Jersey Shore‘s popularity, but in one way, she’s bigger than ever.
Actually, make that in two ways.
Yes, Snooki has slimmed down considerably in the years since she stopped guzzling Ron-Ron juice on the Shore and became a mom, but as further evidence that you can’t take the Seaside Heights out of the girl, her obsession with attaining bikini body perfection continues:
Yes, Snooks has jumped on the “mommy makeover” bandwagon, which, in case you were unaware is a sort of euphemistic catch-all term for a woman with kids getting a bunch of work done.
It can mean different things for different people, and as far as we can tell the only requirements are giving birth and having sufficient funds to go under the knife for cosmetic reasons.
Amber Portwood did a mommy makeover earlier this month and she has yet to reveal what procedures were involved.
Not surprisingly, the outspoken Snooki is a bit more forthcoming, revealing that she took her guidettes to a full C-cup with a subtle boob job.
“Here they are!” Snooks exclaims in video above.
“I’m one week out of surgery so they are very crazy. My nipples are falling off.”
In the clip, Snooki (who – is it just us? – also appears to have had some work done to her face) reveals her new boobs to longtime bestie JWoww during a day of shooting for #MomsWithAttitude.
“If she doesn’t notice, I swear this friendship is over – I’m not doing this show anymore,” Nicole says, in anticipation of the big moment. “I’m walking off set.”
Fortunately, her friend didn’t let her down (though she did require a fair amount of prompting).
Snooki’s main objective in the going under the knife.
Well, naturally, she wants to “look super hot” for her husband, but she says she also wants to feel better about herself.
Apparently, it’s mission accomplished, as Snooks says she feels more “confident and complete” since having her girls enhanced.
JWoww’s been trying out some different looks of her own in recent months, but she seems to have returned to the Jenni we remember in this clip.
Hey, whatever these two feel like doing with their bodies, it’s cool with us.
They’re not seeing how many greasy losers they can hook up with on the Shore anymore, so pretty much anything they do from here on out constitutes progess.
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Amber Rose: Biggest Boobs We"ve Ever SEEN!
Amber Rose, bustier than ever, shared a pic on Instagram that’s got everybody talking.
Check out the pic and you’ll see what we mean – each boob is at least 30% larger than her actual head.
If that doesn’t say something about the state of Amber Rose’s boobs, then your tongue fell out somewhere along the way.
Damn, right? Amber’s always been pretty buxom, but she either lost weight everywhere – including in her head, and except for her chest …
Or we’ve never actually seen the finer nuances of Amber’s gigantor, city-crushing breasts before.
Rose previously reported that her breasts were a 36H.
She once considered getting implants, but was undecided, and never revealed her decision – publicly.
“I don’t know if I want to get an implant because my boobs are kind of really nice,” she told Dr. Terry Dubrow of Botched.
Her boobs previously appeared to be smaller, so we don’t know if she’s pulling what the Kardashians allegedly pull – sucking the fat out of one area of their bodies in order to put it into another area – but one thing is certain: we are afraid of those things.
There is, in this case, a point where the boobs get too big or the body gets too small, and Amber Rose is teetering right on the brink of that edge.
If we’re lucky, the weight of those things will pull her down to one side or the other, and we’ll really find out what she’s made of – both literally and figuratively.
The only other time she was this busty was when Amber was pregnant with her son, Sebastian.
Those things were large and in charge, then, too, but we have a sneaking suspicion that Rose isn’t pregnant this time around.
…Unless you count being pregnant with silicone a thing.
Did Amber Rose go under the knife and get her boobs done? Did she just lose weight? Or is it just a really flattering (or unflattering, depending on your perspective) pose?
Only one thing is certain – any man who wants to mess with that better be wearing some kind of serious headgear to prevent spinal injury.
Hell’s bells.
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