Snooki may not be as massive a star as she was at the height of Jersey Shore‘s popularity, but in one way, she’s bigger than ever.
Actually, make that in two ways.
Yes, Snooki has slimmed down considerably in the years since she stopped guzzling Ron-Ron juice on the Shore and became a mom, but as further evidence that you can’t take the Seaside Heights out of the girl, her obsession with attaining bikini body perfection continues:
Yes, Snooks has jumped on the “mommy makeover” bandwagon, which, in case you were unaware is a sort of euphemistic catch-all term for a woman with kids getting a bunch of work done.
It can mean different things for different people, and as far as we can tell the only requirements are giving birth and having sufficient funds to go under the knife for cosmetic reasons.
Amber Portwood did a mommy makeover earlier this month and she has yet to reveal what procedures were involved.
Not surprisingly, the outspoken Snooki is a bit more forthcoming, revealing that she took her guidettes to a full C-cup with a subtle boob job.
“Here they are!” Snooks exclaims in video above.
“I’m one week out of surgery so they are very crazy. My nipples are falling off.”
In the clip, Snooki (who – is it just us? – also appears to have had some work done to her face) reveals her new boobs to longtime bestie JWoww during a day of shooting for #MomsWithAttitude.
“If she doesn’t notice, I swear this friendship is over – I’m not doing this show anymore,” Nicole says, in anticipation of the big moment. “I’m walking off set.”
Fortunately, her friend didn’t let her down (though she did require a fair amount of prompting).
Snooki’s main objective in the going under the knife.
Well, naturally, she wants to “look super hot” for her husband, but she says she also wants to feel better about herself.
Apparently, it’s mission accomplished, as Snooks says she feels more “confident and complete” since having her girls enhanced.
JWoww’s been trying out some different looks of her own in recent months, but she seems to have returned to the Jenni we remember in this clip.
Hey, whatever these two feel like doing with their bodies, it’s cool with us.
They’re not seeing how many greasy losers they can hook up with on the Shore anymore, so pretty much anything they do from here on out constitutes progess.