At this point, it’s looking like we’re going to be hearing sad updates about the Kim Kardashian robbery for the rest of our entire lives.
So, you know, settle in.
It is sad, of course, but is hearing detail after detail about exactly what happened and how Kim reacted and how she’s feeling now really helping anything?
Maybe it is, maybe it’s not.
But there’s some pretty solid evidence that indicates receiving attention from the media is therapeutic for Kim, so let’s just keep on keepin’ on anyway.
To recap Kim’s ordeal real quick, she was alone in a hotel in Paris when five men broke into her room and stole a whole bunch of expensive jewelry from her.
She was bound and gagged and thrown into the bathtub after begging for her life.
And she was alone because Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner took her bodyguard with them when they went out to a nightclub.
And now, according to a new report, Kourtney is struggling with guilty feelings in a great big way.
Kourtney’s said to have “practically moved in” with Kim to help her recover from her traumatizing experience.
“Kourt’s been rearranging Kim’s schedule,” a source claims, “looking after Saint and North, and even cooking for her and staying overnight if Kanye was to be away on tour.”
Apparently, Kourtney has “never seen Kim like this. She’s a shadow of her former, confident self.”
“It’s incredible how this has changed her — she’s starting to slowly calm down, but still breaks down every now and then. Kourt can’t bear to see her sister like this.”
Thankfully, Kourtney is the one Kardashian with a good head on her shoulders, and she’s convinced Kim to “workout a bit,” since she’s “convinced that exercise is the best therapy for Kim.”
If it had been Khloe who had taken a notion to take care of Kim, poor Kim’s face probably would have melted off by now — after all, if exercise is Kourtney’s idea of therapy, then goodness only knows that plastic surgery hell is ideal for Khloe these days.
Small miracles, you know.
But sadly, there’s a reason why Kourtney has been spending so much time with Kim, and that’s because she reportedly “feels responsible” for what happened in Paris.
“If she hadn’t gone out to party that night,” the source states, “Kim’s bodyguard would have been in the apartment protecting her, so she feels the need to make things up to Kim.”
“Kourtney is by Kim’s side almost all the time.”
No, you know who’s responsible for five guys robbing Kim Kardashian?
The five guys that robbed Kim Kardashian.
It’s not Kourtney’s fault that it happened, and she shouldn’t be beating herself up over it.
Man, isn’t it time for some good Kardashian news yet?
