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Friday, March 3, 2017
Kourtney Kardashian Is Back With Justin Bieber & Scott Disick is PISSED!
Saying that Kourtney Kardashian has unusual taste in men would be like saying that her sister Kim thinks somewhat highly of herself.
In addition to the fact that she got impregnated by Scott Disick on all three of the occasions on which he was sober enough to get an erection, Kourtney has dated Justin Bieber several times.
Now obviously, Bieber has many qualities that one might find desirable in a mate – take his massive dong, for example – but he’s also notoriously erratic, self-involved and short-tempered, which makes him a less-than-ideal partner for someone a 37-year-old mother of three who’s seeking stability.
But despite Justin’s many, many douchey qualities, Kourtney keeps running back to him.
Sources now say that Justin and Kourtney are hooking up once again, and that this time, Disick is unwilling to turn a blind eye to the unlikely pairing.
Disick is reportedly pissed, and we suppose it’s not hard to see why.
After all, until recently it looked as though Scott and Kourtney would get back together and give their pseudo-marriage another chance.
One disastrous family vacation to Costa Rica later, however, Scott’s been given the boot, and Kourtney’s back with the Biebs.
Granted, their latest breakup is almost entirely Scott’s fault.
(Pro tip: when the mother of your children invites you on vacation with her family, maybe don’t stash a side-chick in another hotel.)
But still, Disick is said to be beyond pissed by the latest reports that Justin and Kourtney are once again a thing, and he’s apparently ready to ignite this powder keg of a situation.
“Kourtney says Justin’s more mature than Scott, even though he’s a decade younger,” a source recently told Hollywood Life.
“She loves that he’s as deeply spiritual as she is. It’s a real point of connection for them. She’s developed strong feelings for him.”
Understandably, Scott’s less than thrilled to hear that Kourtney believe Justin effing Bieber would best him in a contest of emotional depth.
In fact, Disick is so intent on proving to her that he’s more than just a trust fund a and a bloated liver that he’s writing a book.
And the topic of said book is the Kardashians, of course:
A source tells Celebrity Dirty Laundry that Scott is ready to close the deal on a tell-all memoir.
According to his proposal, each chapter would focus in a different member of the Kard clan:
“Kris Jenner’s [chapter] would focus on how she pimps out her daughters and forces them into getting plastic surgery
Kim Kardashian’s would focus on all the dirty secrets behind her marriages and divorces; Rob Kardashian’s would focus on his drug abuse; and Khloe Kardashian’s–the least scandalous–would supposedly be about how she ‘enabled her brother to do drugs.’”
And of course, there will be a lengthy chapter on Kourt and her insatiable appetite for surprisingly-sizable Canadian pop star dong.
Before he begins writing, we’d like to suggest that Scott read a book about strategies for winning one’s baby mama back.
Could have some more solid strategies in there.
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Katy Perry Chops Hair, Looks Like Miley Cyrus
Is Katy Perry trying to be Miley Cyrus?
If her recent Instagram posts are to be believed, then possibly.
The 32-year-old hit up the social media platform with a picture and a video showing off her bold new look, and yes, she does look like Miley Cyrus.
In fact, if Miley had a secret love child with Sarah Paulson, you would get Katy and her exciting new look.
Need proof? Look below…
Pretty cute. Right?
Katy has been known to change her hair color often, but cutting it all off is a new one for the star.
In addition to the cute picture, she uploaded a video of her asking her hairstylist how he felt about her locks.
“What do you think, Chris?” the former love of Orlando Bloom asked.
Considering he was the one giving Perry the new look, it’s not like he was going to slate it.
Perry made headlines earlier this week when it was announced that her romance with Orlando Bloom had come to an end.
It was somewhat surprising when you consider all the baby and engagement rumors.
It seemed like they were in it for the long haul. Unfortunately, their conflicting schedules were to blame.
However, the pair issued a joint statement to let the world know there was no animosity between the two.
Hey, it’s always good to end things on a respectable note. Right?!
Their last public appearance was at the 89th Annual Academy Awards but did not attend together.
They did, however, have a chat when they were inside the venue, so this backs up the claim that it ended amicably for them.
Perry is busy promoting her latest single, “Chained to the Rhythm.” This is in preparation for her upcoming fifth studio album.
What do you think about the new look?
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