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McDonald"s Introduces the Frork; The World Will Never Be the Same
When you think of McDonald"s, there"s a good chance that "cutting edge technology" isn"t the first thing that comes to mind … but that"s all about to change.
The great minds over there have managed to invent a brand new way to eat food with a new utensil they"re calling a "frork."
The frork is essentially a fork, but the prongs are made of french fries. Ingenious, right?
Frorks will be available in limited supply on May 5th at participating locations, along with a new line of sandwiches.
And Twitter has absolutely no chill about any of it.
1. Behold, The Frork!
Here’s the main attraction … brilliant, right?
2. Frork Puns!
Come on, you knew they were coming.
3. Things Take a Turn …
“Your frork can go fruck itself”?! Could it be that not everyone is thrilled by this new innovation in fast food dining?
4. A Good Point …
When you think of it like this, it IS kind of confusing that McDonald’s would put so much thought into the frork when they can’t even manage to keep their ice cream machines working.
5. Not the Hi-C!
In addition to the broken ice cream machines, McDonald’s recently announced the planned removal of Hi-C from their drink menu. What did Hi-C ever do to them?
6. Solid Question
We assume that when you eat something with the frork, you eat it with a smile, some concentration, and a whole mess of shame.
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