Kristen Stewart: Living With Girlfriend Stella Maxwell!

For several years after her ugly breakup with Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart seemed to very much enjoy the life of the serial monogamist.

KStew (as she hates to be called) participated in a semi-long term relationship here and there, such as when she dated Alicia Cargile for several months.

But for the most part, the Stew was too spicy to settle down with just one crock pot (metaphors are not our strong suit), until now …

These days, Kristen is dating Stella Maxwell, a 26-year-old Belgian Victoria’s Secret model.

(Yes, Kristen lives an awesome life.)

If the name sounds familiar, it might be because Stella previously dated Miley Cyrus.

So we’re assuming she’s got a thing for eccentric, perma-stoned kajillionaires who frequently show photos of Bart Simpson to their hairstylists.

Whatever the case, it seems that Kristella is a match made in heaven, and the couple is reportedly moving at breakneck speed.

In fact, after less than 6 months of dating, Kristen and Stella have reportedly taken a major step:

“They have moved in together,” a source close to the couple tells Us Weekly.

Yes, it seems Stella has taken up permanent residence in Kristen’s posh Los Feliz neighborhood.

The source notes that Stella is holding on to her apartment in NYC, but “she spends all of her time” staying at Kristen’s four-bedroom crib.

Sounds like Stella is far more than just another notch on Kristen’s bedpost.

They’re pretty private as a couple, but we think we can imagine what their typical day looks like:

Wake-and-bake around noon, followed by an hour or so in which they express themselves only through Kristen’s preferred form of communication, the lower-lip bite. 

After that, it’s an afternoon of sulking.

When that’s over, of course, it’s time to gather around the dinner table some self-conscious hair-touching.

Before bed they burn another one, then open up the laptop to make sure Kristen’s bank account is still at nine figures and that Donald Trump isn’t tweeting about Twilight anymore.

It’s a simple life, but it works for them.

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Florida Woman Offers to Trade Blow Job for Chicken McNuggets, Gets Arrested

We have good news for Kim Zolciak:

Despite asking Chrissy Teigen whether her young daughter could give someone head in exchange for meeting John Legend, the reality star has somehow managed NOT to have made the most ridiculous blow job offer of the week.

Nope.

That (dis)honor falls to Alex Direeno.

A 22-year old Florida resident (of course), Direeno was arrested at 10:15 p.m. on Tuesday and charged with prostitution and possession of drug paraphernalia.

She is being held at the Manatee County jail on bonds totaling $ 620.

But you need to read why…

Earlier that evening, Direeno walked out of a gas station in Bradenton and waved at a stranger.

It turns out that stranger was an undercover detective with the sheriff’s office and he told the woman he was talking to that he was there to pick up Direeno.

So she got into his car.

Soon after the pair started on the road together, the officer solicited Direeno.

He told her that he wanted oral sex and she agreed to perform the act for $ 25.

As they briefly negotiated the price, she finally agreed to go down on the guy for $ 25 … and some Chicken McNuggets.

It’s unclear at this time just how many Chicken McNuggets.

After the detective showed Direeno he had cash on him, he pulled over in the 4200 block of 14th Street West, where other detectives were waiting to take her into custody.

Upon searching the woman, cops found two hypodermic needles, several small baggies, a spoon and a burnt glass pipe; consistent with either heroin or crack cocaine use.

Last month, Direeno was placed on probation for three years after she pleaded guilty to grand theft auto and possession of drug paraphernalia.

She will likely end up in jail for this violation.

We sincerely hope Direeno at least got her Chicken McNuggets.

Because it’s probably the last tasty meal she’ll have for awhile.

In reality, this is a very sad story, but we had to share it nonetheless.

Hopefully, Direeno gets some help and turns her life around.

Being a Florida Woman, however, she has now earned a spot in the Hall of Shame featured below, one that shines a light on the scandalous world of The Sunshine State…

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Ezekiel Elliott Babysits Rae Sremmurd"s Chick Magnet Dog

Ezekiel Elliott had the ultimate pickup line at the Rae Sremmurd show Thursday night — Swae Lee’s ADORABLE puppy … and the chicks looooved it!  The Dallas Cowboys superstar is tight with the rap group — in fact, they even brought Zeke…

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Prince Harry Visits Terminally Ill Children, Inspires Your Daily Cry

Prince Harry has been making a lot of news lately for his adorable relationship with Meghan Markle, and while that’s wonderful and all, we mustn’t forget that in addition to his love life, he’s also a truly great person.

Really, just the best.

He’s always taken his royal duties seriously, and he also always been great with children and animals and veterans and … well, everyone and everything.

But earlier this week, Harry took some time to visit with a couple of terminally ill children, two siblings that are suffering from Batten disease.

And it’s just the sweetest, most heartbreaking thing we’ve seen in a very long time.

Batten disease is a rare genetic disorder that affects the nervous system. People who suffer from the disease deal with seizures, problems with vision and motor function, as well as personality changes.

Eventually the disease causes patients to lose the ability to walk and talk, and eventually to breathe. It most commonly affects children, and most of those affected don’t live past the age of 12.

It sounds like a horrible, horrible disease, and six-year-old Ollie suffers from it, along with his little sister, Amelia.

But thankfully, Harry was able to bond with the two children, and it sounds like his visit meant a lot to them.

On Ollie’s Facebook page, his parents explained that last October, the little boy won The Most Inspirational Child award at the Wellchild Awards, and while he was there, he met Harry.

“What happened that day was truly magical,” they wrote, “Ollie used all of his strength to stand on two feet to give Prince Harry a huge hug.”

“We truly believe in that moment a bond was made between Ollie and Prince Harry.”

Shortly after the awards ceremony, Ollie and Amelia were approved to try a new experimental treatment for the disease, and they wrote a letter to Harry about it.

They also thanked him “for giving our son the strength to stand when we thought this was no longer possible.”

On Tuesday, the children were at a hospital getting that treatment when Harry stopped by for a visit.

Their parents wrote that “For an hour Prince Harry sat with us talking and playing with our children, laughing and making memories, The very thing our children want the most in life, to be happy and having fun.”

“We feel so much pride knowing that Ollie and Amelia are touching the lives of the people they meet, with their love and strength.”

“The love, the support and the laughter within that treatment room on Tuesday will stay with us forever.”

“From the bottom of our hearts,” they continued, “we thank Prince Harry for his support, his time and his kindness towards our family and our journey with Batten Disease.”

“It was truly incredible to watch him with our children and to have the opportunity to talk with him about our journey with Battens.”

Since the family shared their story and their precious photos, so many people have been moved by it all.

Many of them have compared Harry to his mother, the late Princess Diana, and it’s easy to see why.

That Meghan Markle sure did land herself a catch, didn’t she?

View Slideshow: 16 Times Prince Harry Made Us Royally Swoon

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