President Trump just jumped on Rosie O’Donnell’s bandwagon — and no, Hell is NOT freezing over … as far as we know. The prez apparently just realized Rosie tweeted 5 months ago that then-FBI Director James Comey should be fired. So, he tweeted…
Thursday, May 11, 2017
Kenyon Martin Jr. Says He Can Beat His Dad In 1-On-1
If this is true … watch out. Kenyon Martin Jr. — a high school sophomore — says he’s confident he can beat his ex-NBA superstar father in 1-on-1 … and his dad isn’t really disputing it! Kenyon Jr. is 6’6″, 185 lbs and is already…
Kailyn Lowry SLAMS Farrah Abraham: Her Vagina Is HUGE!
There have been lots of great Teen Mom feuds in the past, and they usually involve Farrah Abraham in some form.
The latest might be one of the ugliest beefs the franchise has ever seen, and while Farrah has yet to fire a shot herself, she’s currently at the heart of some serious trash talk.
It all started during Monday night’s episode of Teen Mom 2 when a fan cracked a joke about Farrah’s now-infamous mini-horse, Starburst, and caught the attention of Farrah’s boyfriend, Simon Saran.
“Stop being a hater. Go protest at a zoo or sea world,” Simon tweeted.
“Sea World is at @KailLowry ‘s house, right?” the fan responded.
That’s when things really got ugly.
Simon has a history of trash-talking other stars of the Teen Mom franchise, but we don’t think he’s ever gone in on one of the ladies quite like this:
As you can see, Kailyn defended herself, and the conversation quickly went from zero to disgusting, as Saran went full-Trump, bashing Lowry for everything from her failed relationships to her alleged promiscuity:
“Sure, if you are looking to free Shamu!” Simon said in response to the Sea World comment.
As usual, Saran made up the more nauseating half of the conversation, but Kailyn crossed a few lines too, tweeting:
“Shamu is almost as wide as your girlfriend’s vag,” she tweeted.
“Or as wide as the door your baby daddy ran through when he heard you were pregnant! Got a baby by buster lol,” Saran fired back.
As fans of the franchise likely know, Kailyn is expecting her third child, but does not have a relationship with the baby’s father.
So it was a low blow, but … so is this:
“At least he didn’t have curtains to run through,” Lowry replied, presumably in reference to Farrah’s vagina.
“Girl everyone has ran through you!” Saran shot back.
“Bc I’m a hoe & white trash right? I’ve heard it all. You can get your balls out of Farrah’s purse now,” Kailyn responded.
Saran didn’t respond to that right away, but several fans fired off remarks about Kailyn cheating on Javi Marroquin while he was deployed overseas, and for obvious reasons, Lowry was in no rush to respond.
“Roll call! Line em up! Probably 100 mother f–kers in that lineup. That whole damn football team,” Saran eventually replied in another gross remark about Lowry’s past romances.
It seems that was the end of the conversation for now, but you can bet there’s more to come.
Watch Teen Mom online to remind yourself of just how absurd the cartoon characters known as Simon and Farrah have become.
Donald Trump Slams Stephen Colbert: I Saved His Career!
When Stephen Colbert began hosting his own show back in 2005, he was playing a character.
The “Stephen Colbert” of The Colbert Report was a puffed-up, right-wing, bile-spewing egomaniac who embodied everything loathsome about American politics.
When Colbert left both the show and the character behind to fill David Letterman’s CBS time slot back in 2014, fans worried that no one else would be able to so deftly highlight the absurdity of political extremism in 21st Century America.
Little did we know the 2016 election held in store.
These days, your daily dose of “what in the actual f–k?!” is brought to you by the president himself, Cheeto Face McTeensyHands.
It feels like if you tune out even momentarily you miss another jaw-dropping example of Donald Trump proving he’s woefully unqualified not only for the presidency, but for any position that requires regular participation in polite society.
This week’s lowlight was Trump’s firing of FBI Director James Comey, a move so blatantly corrupt that even the Richard Nixon Presidential Library has been getting its shots in.
But of all the people taking shots at Trump, it seems it’s Colbert who’s most effectively gotten under the president’s Day-Glo skin.
Back on May 4, Colbert joked about the very friendly relationship between Trump and Vladimir Putin, and it seems Trump has spent the past week crafting his response.
As usual, he choose “unhinged ravings of a lunatic” as his medium:
“There’s nothing funny about what he says,” Trump told Time magazine today.
“And what he says is filthy. And you have kids watching. And it only builds up my base. It only helps me, people like him. The guy was dying.”
That’s around the time when a remotely sane person would stop talking, but this id the President of the United States we’re talking about!
“By the way they were going to take him off television, then he started attacking me and he started doing better. But his show was dying,” Trump went on.
“I’ve done his show. … But when I did his show, which by the way was very highly rated. It was high highest rating. The highest rating he’s ever had.”
Yes, apparently Donald Trump has delicate the sensibilities of a Southern belle and he just faints dead away at the utterance of the mildest profanity.
So next time Melania wants him to shut the hell up, she just play a tape of Donald’s conversation with Billy Bush.
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