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Friday, October 6, 2017
Blow Job-Themed Wedding Photo Prompts Collective Internet Spit Take
Seen one wedding photo, seen ‘em all, right?
The bride is wearing a flowing white gown. The groom is looking all dapper in his tuxedo.
There’s a sunset or some other kind of lovely background and the newlyweds have broad smiles affixed to their faces, right?
Typically, yes. This would be right.
But not always.
A Dutch wedding photographer named Michel Klooster and his subjects have gone viral after the Internet grabbed hold of a few extra spicy pictures from the bride and groom’s special day on August 17.
And, based one on the images below, it appears as if this was an extra special day for the groom!
In the snapshot that has truly gone viral, the new husband has his pants down around his knees, while his very generous wife is down on her knees doing… well… you know.
Or at least pretending (we assume) to do “you know,” by which we mean provide her man with some oral sex.
“Some grooms can’t wait until the party is over to go quietly to the suite and have a crushing wedding night,” reads the translated caption underneath this photo on Facebook.
It continues:
“Fortunately, they had already given the “yes” Word and they were officially married. Soon a small impression of this charming wedding.”
Klooster was aware the photo might generate a bit of controversy as soon as he shared it, which is why he added at the end of his caption:
Edit: this is absolutely not as inside. We just thought it was a funny idea. It’s still suggestive and we’re not doing anyone here.
Angry with you. Anyone who considers this offensive is in my eyes still in the year 1996. of all the pictures that have been taken there is one playful, which in 10 years is great to talk about.
Give those people their fun. I’ll give you that too. Life is a prude.
Meanwhile, in case you were afraid this set-up was sexist and only the guy was getting his proverbial rocks off, considering another snapshot from this legendary shoot:
“You see nothing in this picture, but it looks like something is going on there,” the photographer explains.
“Every picture you’ll take with that kind of question is interesting to watch. For me, sex is one of the most natural things we do in life. It’s normal! Everyone does it.
“We don’t live in the 1900s anymore.”
It’s true. We don’t. That’s a fact.
Klooster insists these images are not pornographic in nature and even included an aerial shot of the faux felatio to add show off the beautiful scenery.
Since these images went viral, he’s had requests from other couples who want similar layouts.
“If it’s not porn, I don’t have any problems with that,” he says.
But is this porn?
Is it appropriate?
Is it hilarious?
Or is it just unrealistic because no wife does this to her husband, not after those vows are exchanged?
Ben Affleck: Back In Rehab For Alcohol Addiction (Report)
Earlier this week, multiple sources claimed that Ben Affleck was “spiraling out of control” in a way that had friends and family concerned for his life.
Affleck checked into rehab back in March, and in a public statement released just after he completed treatment, the actor revealed that he hoped maintaining his sobriety would enable him to be a more supportive and attentive father to his three children.
Sadly, it looks as though Affleck lost sight of that goal somewhere along the way, as he resumed drinking in recent months,
Ben is dating Lindsay Shookus these days, and the couple spent a good deal of the summer traveling, dining, and, unfortunately, drinking.
Affleck’s been spotted drinking with Shookus on multiple occasions, most recently at last month’s Emmy Awards.
No one in Ben’s inner circle is blaming Lindsay for his relapse, but the belief seems to be that the contentment Affleck has found in his new relationship emboldened him to the point that he mistakenly believed he could return to casual drinking.
Not surprisingly, it seems it didn’t take long for Ben to fall back into his old habits.
Thankfully, it seems that Ben has heeded the advice of his concerned loved ones and returned to addiction treatment.
Unfortunately, some still believe that the Oscar winner isn’t taking his problem with alcohol seriously enough.
According to Us Weekly, Affleck was spotted “arriving at an outpatient treatment center in Los Angeles” recently.
“Ben looked so happy,” an onlooker tells the magazine.
“He was in such a good mood and looked refreshed.”
Outpatient treatment can be effective in many cases, but generally, in cases of long-term abuse with multiple relapses, experts recommend at least four weeks of inpatient care.
Ben’s friends are said to be pleased that he’s seeking treatment, but certain insiders are reportedly still imploring him to check into a facility for at least a few weeks.
There have been suggestions that Affleck is simply taking a half-step in order to placate the concerned parties, but obviously, he’s the only one who can know for sure if that’s the case.
Whatever the case, we’re glad to hear Ben is at least spending some time in the care of addiction specialists, and we hope he continues to seek help.
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