Showing posts with label Spit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Spit. Show all posts

Friday, June 8, 2018

"Jersey Shore" Star Ronnie Claims Baby Mama Spit On Him, Cops Investigating

Ronnie from ‘Jersey Shore’ got into a heated argument with his baby mama over their child and their dead dog … and it ended with his baby mama allegedly spitting on him … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us Ronnie’s baby mama, Jen…


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"Jersey Shore" Star Ronnie Claims Baby Mama Spit On Him, Cops Investigating

Ronnie from ‘Jersey Shore’ got into a heated argument with his baby mama over their child and their dead dog … and it ended with his baby mama allegedly spitting on him … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us Ronnie’s baby mama, Jen…


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Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Little Women Dallas: Spit is About to Fly!

Nothing can compare to the pain of losing a child.


Tragically, two Little Women: Dallas cast members can relate to this heartbreak on a personal level, as Caylea suffered a miscarriage when she was six weeks pregnant and Emily lost a baby at just three months old.


There are truly no words for these painful experiences.



But the two reality stars have come up with a few over the course of Season 2, at one point getting into an argument over Caylea disrespecting the memory of Emily"s son.


That was how Emily interpreted it, at least, when Caylea compared her miscarriage to the death of Emily"s baby boy.


The co-stars argued this point rather passionately a few weeks ago, but the disagreement will reach new heights on this week"s installment of this popular Lifetime series.


Or new lows, depending on how you look at it.



After telling Caylea that she spat on the memory of her child, Emily goes right ahead and… spits on Caylea.


We mean this literally.


She simply spits right in the face of her co-star, much to the shock of the other Little Women, who all stand around silently as these two keep going at it.



Caylea refuses to back down.


Emily can"t believe her friend continues to make this comparison.


Does either side give in or apologize in the end?


Watch the clip now and then tune in Wednesday at 9/8c on Lifetime to see the episode in full. 


 


Little women dallas sneak peek emily vs caylea
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Friday, October 6, 2017

Blow Job-Themed Wedding Photo Prompts Collective Internet Spit Take

Seen one wedding photo, seen ‘em all, right?


The bride is wearing a flowing white gown. The groom is looking all dapper in his tuxedo.


There’s a sunset or some other kind of lovely background and the newlyweds have broad smiles affixed to their faces, right?




stock wedding pic


Typically, yes. This would be right.


But not always.


A Dutch wedding photographer named Michel Klooster and his subjects have gone viral after the Internet grabbed hold of a few extra spicy pictures from the bride and groom’s special day on August 17.


And, based one on the images below, it appears as if this was an extra special day for the groom!


In the snapshot that has truly gone viral, the new husband has his pants down around his knees, while his very generous wife is down on her knees doing… well… you know.


Or at least pretending (we assume) to do “you know,” by which we mean provide her man with some oral sex.



“Some grooms can’t wait until the party is over to go quietly to the suite and have a crushing wedding night,” reads the translated caption underneath this photo on Facebook.


It continues:


“Fortunately, they had already given the “yes” Word and they were officially married. Soon a small impression of this charming wedding.”


Klooster was aware the photo might generate a bit of controversy as soon as he shared it, which is why he added at the end of his caption:


Edit: this is absolutely not as inside. We just thought it was a funny idea. It’s still suggestive and we’re not doing anyone here.


Angry with you. Anyone who considers this offensive is in my eyes still in the year 1996. of all the pictures that have been taken there is one playful, which in 10 years is great to talk about.


Give those people their fun. I’ll give you that too. Life is a prude.


Meanwhile, in case you were afraid this set-up was sexist and only the guy was getting his proverbial rocks off, considering another snapshot from this legendary shoot:



“You see nothing in this picture, but it looks like something is going on there,” the photographer explains.


“Every picture you’ll take with that kind of question is interesting to watch. For me, sex is one of the most natural things we do in life. It’s normal! Everyone does it.


“We don’t live in the 1900s anymore.”


It’s true. We don’t. That’s a fact.


Klooster insists these images are not pornographic in nature and even included an aerial shot of the faux felatio to add show off the beautiful scenery.




aerial shot


Since these images went viral, he’s had requests from other couples who want similar layouts.


“If it’s not porn, I don’t have any problems with that,” he says.


But is this porn?


Is it appropriate?


Is it hilarious?


Or is it just unrealistic because no wife does this to her husband, not after those vows are exchanged?


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Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Broncos" Garret Bolles Spit Shamed at Rookie Hot Dog Eating Contest

Denver Broncos rookie Garett Bolles is no Joey Chestnut — and was booed out of a rookie hot dog eating contest last night when he grabbed a trashcan and prepared to blow chunks.  Bolles — the 20th pick in the ’17 draft — lined up next…


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Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Dustin Diamond Drinks Chewing Tobacco Spit for $25 for Comedy Game Show

“Saved by the Bell” star Dustin Diamond will stoop to disgusting levels to make a quick buck, but at least it was for the sake of comedy … we think. Screech headlined a comedy game show at The Rialto Theatre in Akron, Ohio Saturday night and took…


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Monday, July 31, 2017

Liam Hemsworth and Rebel Wilson Swap Spit on "Isn"t it Romantic" Set

Liam Hemsworth and Rebel Wilson’s makeout sesh got sloppy … even in a tux and gown. Liam and Rebel were on the set of “Isn’t it Romantic” in NYC … making out for a scene under drenching rain and a green screen as their backdrop. It’s unclear…


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Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Faizon Love Says Valet Spit, So He Earned That Ass Whooping! (VIDEO)

Faizon Love says he flew into a rage at a valet because the guy spit and threatened to get violent BEFORE Faizon attacked … which is why he’s NOT apologizing. The actor told us he was ticked off about a $ 1,000 charge for long-term parking at…


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Faizon Love Says Valet Spit, So He Earned That Ass Whooping! (VIDEO)

Faizon Love says he flew into a rage at a valet because the guy spit and threatened to get violent BEFORE Faizon attacked … which is why he’s NOT apologizing. The actor told us he was ticked off about a $ 1,000 charge for long-term parking at…


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Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Pacman Jones Arrested ... Allegedly Spit On Jail Staffer

Another off-season … another Pacman Jones run in with police. This time, the Cincinnati Bengals star was arrested Tuesday morning after allegedly getting violent at a Hyatt hotel … and then spitting on a jail staffer. Jones allegedly went…


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Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 7 Recap: Spit Take

So Lisa V. attempted to treat some underprivileged kids to the complete SUR experience on Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 7.


And you can guess how well that went. Meanwhile, Jax meddled in one relationship, while making a jarring request regarding his own …



James sat down for a meal with his mother at Sur, and she seemed delightful.  


We were finally able to understand the root of James’ rage, as he and his mother spoke about her impending divorce from James’ dad after 24 years.  The couple knew Lisa and Ken from London, which is most likely why he’s both bussing table at SUR and spinning them records in the DJ booth. 


However, for someone who is so lovely to his mother, you would think James would have more respect for the ladies.  


I understand that Kristen is coo coo for Cocoa Puffs, but that’s no reason to call her ratchet, tell her she’ll divorce even if she does manage to get married, and then spit on her door.


For shame, James.



I’d like to say that I appreciate that Jax is sticking up for Kristen, but there’s probably an ulterior motive here.  Jax isn’t that nice or loyal.  


I wonder if Brittany brought her resume with her to LA this time…


Sandoval and Schmidt should stick to their day jobs forever, because they have no place in grown-up land.  


The Peter Pan syndrome is real with these two, who ultimately walked away from LVP Sangria as shot girls/interns.   They don’t want to work Mon-Fri, 9-5.  


They want to sleep until noon on a Wednesday then hit the gym!  


They want to be Bravolebrities and help promote Universal films!


Mmk, can we take a moment to ask Ariana why she is so damn cranky?  First Sandoval made a batch of cocktails for the dinner, and that did not please Ariana.


Then, Peter came over to invite Sandoval to his boys-only birthday party in Vegas.  This also did not please Ariana.  Not only because it’s a day after her own birthday, but because she hates male-only vacations.


“I get to sit home and do absolutely nothing.  That’s not fun for me,” she whined.


“I really, really hate heteronormative fu–ing bullsh–.  And you’re not going to tell me ‘this is a guy’s thing.  This is a girl’s thing."”


I’m not certain that Ariana used “heteronormative” in the right context, but she’s being very Stassi/Scheana about her birthday.


And that’s all she wrote this week. As always, you can watch Vanderpump Rules online to experience the awesome terribleness in full.