Bear Takes Over Man"s Hot Tub, Drinks His Margarita

WARNING:

The video featured above is so gosh darn cute and unexpected that you"ll hardly be able to… bear it.

Okay, sorry. That was lame.

But this footage is still totally awesome.

Last Friday, a bear in Southern California wandered into a man"s backyard jacuzzi, took a little dip with the jets on, and even took a swig of the man"s margarita before casually moving on with the rest of his day.

Mark Hough explained to a local Fox affiliate that he initially heard leaves rustle and twigs snap before looking up and realizing this gigantic animal was climbing over his fence.

As one obviously ought to do, Hough responded to this sighting by making a run for it and finding shelter in his home.

But he turned his camera phone on after he discovered the bear was “bobbling away in the jacuzzi enjoying himself.”

Such enjoyment consisted of playing with the chlorinator and tossing the thermometer in the air, as you can plainly see in the footage above.

Hough had also made a margarita for himself.

He says the creature “popped out of the bushes, walked right over to the margarita, knocked it over and lapped it," not specifying if any salt was used to make the drink.

“He had his margarita, he had his jacuzzi, and now he’s ready for an hour nap," Hough told Fox upon seeing the bear just lounging around about an hour later.

Naturally, Twitter took extreme pleasure in this incident.

"He looks beary comfortable," wrote one Internet user who we hope is ashamed of himself.

Added another:

"This bear and I have the same holiday plans apparently. #FourthofJuly."

We love it.

Check out the video at the top of this page… and prepare to laugh!

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We didn’t think it was possible…

… but things have turned even uglier between Shannon Beador and David Beador.

According to explosive legal documents, the estranged husband of this Real Housewives of Orange County cast member isn’t just sitting back and letting the reality star say mean things about him.

David is fighting back.

First, a refresher on the status of this formerly happy couple:

Shannon announced in October that she was filing for divorce from her husband of 17 years, not even pretending at the time that the split was amicable.

“It’s heartbreaking for me and my daughters that this is the road that had to be taken but it’s the only way,” the Bravo personality told the world at the time, adding:

“I felt alone in my marriage. You can do what you can to keep your family together, but you have to have willing parties.

“You need two people to make a marriage work, and that just wasn’t happening in our relationship.”

This statement, and this divorce decision, came after Shannon revealed to Real Housewives viewers on Season 10 that David had been unfaithful.

About six weeks after she confirmed her break-up, Shannon filed new legal documents that sought full legal custody of her three daughters and which aimed to “take [David] for everything he’s got.”

It was contentious then.

And it’s only grown more contentious since, according to Radar Online.

The celebrity gossip site has obtained paper submitted to Orange County Superior Court in which David demands fifty percent custody of 15-year old Sophie and 12-year old Twins Stella and Adeline.

These papers were filed on March 9 and they also accuse Shannon of basically turning the kids against their father.

Writes David in his documents:

“Since separation, the children, on several occasions have refused to talk or see me.

“This behavior has been tolerated in Shannon’s home and is not in the best interests of the children…

“Shannon is not fostering or encouraging a healthy father child relationship.”

From here, David accuses The Real Housewives of Orange County itself of providing Shannon with a dangerous lifestyle, specifically when it comes to alcohol.

Reads his latest filing:

“Shannon’s employment encourages excess drinking and extended travel to which Shannon has chosen not to inform me and make accommodations for the kids to stay with me while she is away.”

This is a new and interesting one.

We’ve never seen a Real Housewives cast member taken to task by a significant other over what she’s asked to do in order to keep her series entertaining.

Then there’s the issue of her salary, which dwarfs what David takes home for his vocation.

David alleges that Shannon earns up to $ 600,000 per year, although she previously stated she earned just over $ 400,000.

This is the sort of thing that will come out once pay stubs and other documents are demanded in court.

We can’t say for certain where things will go between Shannon and David, the latter of whom has a young girlfriend.

But we can say the gloves haven’t just come off in this divorce. They’ve been tossed into the incinerator.

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Might O.J. Simpson be headed back to prison?!?

Before you bust out in a celebratory touchdown dance of some kind, allow us to explain…

Both TMZ and Radar Online report that the former running back and accused murderer was kicked out of the Cosmopolitan Hotel in Las Vegas Wednesday night after allegedly getting drunk and then growing very belligerent.

Simpson has been residing in Sin City ever since his release from prison.

Sources say he’s been frequenting bars at the aforementioned hotel on a frequent basis during his most recent run as a free man.

Around midnight last night/this morning, though, Simpson became disruptive at the Clique bar, TMZ writes.

He yelled at various hotel employees for some reason and even broke a few glasses at the bar.

Here’s a picture of The Juice strolling through the premises, as captured by a TSN reporter on the scene named Brian Munz.

Security guards were reportedly called to the bar and removed Simpson from the establishment.

He’s since been banned permanently from the hotel.

How might all this play into the bigger picture?

Why might O.J. end up back in jail as a result of his inebriated actions?

As a condition of Simpson’s parole, he is not permitted to drink to intoxication in public, meaning he could be prosecuted for these actions and end up back in the slammer.

Is this likely to occur?

No, let’s not get our hopes up.

For starters, it’s unclear just what is spelled out in his probation.

And it would be very difficult to prove Simpson was actually drunk, at least in terms of whatever it says in his legal documents.

But a source tells Radar that Las Vegas police have a “permanent tail” on Simpson and are “waiting to pounce the minute he screws up.”

They’re aware that he may be free right now, but that he’s also a sociopath who has an anger problem and could very well violated his parole at any time.

A nation can collectively hope, at least.

Simpson was released from prison last month after serving nine years for a botched hotel robbery in 2007.

He also probably killed his ex-wife and her boyfriend many years ago.

We’re pretty sure he did, in fact.

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As erratic as her behavior has been over the years, we usually have a pretty good idea of what’s going through Lindsay Lohan’s mind.

Cocaine. The answer is usually cocaine.

These days, however, Linds is reportedly given up the Colombian marching powder in favor of a new habit:

Sources say she’s railing fat lines of the powdered milk of human kindness and gettin’ all geeked-up on compassion for her fellow man.

As you may have heard, Lindsay spent time with Syrian refugees and the experience was apparently enough to turn her into a celebrity humanitarian, a la Angelina Jolie.

Of course, this is still LiLo we’re talking about, so the whole endeavor is way more half-assed, and there’s money to be made.

Lindsay has teamed up with German energy drink-maker Mintanine to provide hand out sugary caffeinated sludge to people fleeing the Syrian civil war.

We assume the bonkers humanitarian mission will be documented on the ‘Gram, along with captions like:

“Mintanine: for when your homeland’s resources aren’t the only thing that’s depleted!”

“There’s hardly food, water or anything,” a source from Lindsay’s camp tells.

“So at this point sending anything is helpful.”

The company decribes its product as a “blue caffeine lemonade” (which is weird, because elsewhere on its website, it claims the drink is caffeine-free).

Their tagline (sadly, we’re not making this up) is, “Blue tastes woo-hoo!”

Maybe that suffers in translation.

We’re not sure “woo-hoo!” is exactly what people who have been forced to flee their war-torn homeland need, but what do we know.

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Here’s Lindsay giving a bizarre, rambling interview on Turkish television:

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Don’t mix vodka with your blue woo-hoo juice, kids.

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She’s still living proof that you can take the cocaine out of the girl, but you can’t take the girl out of the cocaine. Or something.

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Hey, what are you doing over there?

Playing a game of Beer Pong? Of Flip Cup? Of Quarters? Of Kings?

That"s cool and all. It"s just not nearly as cool as what the 60-year old grandfather shows his step-children in the following video.

He may not be over drinking beer out of a plastic cup, but he"s very much over doing it in any sort of old fashion way.

Forget ping pong balls. Forget bottle caps. Forget any sort of change. Heck, forget using one"s hands in order to gulp down some suds.

Wait… what?!?

Oh, yes, you read that correctly. The footage featured here depicts a man doing what has become known online as "Beer Yoga."

He places a full cup on his head, he contorts his body in numerous positions, he does take a few minutes… but then he downs the drink without the use of his hands.

Or his arms. Or his feet. Or of any appendages at all.

The clip comes to us from our viral friends at MyFanatic and, simply put, it"s totally awesome.

No offense to your grandfather. He"s probably a very, very nice man. But is NOT the coolest grandfather in human history. He simply can"t be.

Because that honor belongs to the dude doing his amazing thing here:

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