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Wednesday, January 16, 2019
Ex-NFLer Tony Beckham Breaks Man"s Face For Allegedly Masturbating Near Daughter"s Window
Tuesday, July 3, 2018
Bear Takes Over Man"s Hot Tub, Drinks His Margarita
WARNING:
The video featured above is so gosh darn cute and unexpected that you"ll hardly be able to… bear it.
Okay, sorry. That was lame.
But this footage is still totally awesome.
Last Friday, a bear in Southern California wandered into a man"s backyard jacuzzi, took a little dip with the jets on, and even took a swig of the man"s margarita before casually moving on with the rest of his day.
Mark Hough explained to a local Fox affiliate that he initially heard leaves rustle and twigs snap before looking up and realizing this gigantic animal was climbing over his fence.
As one obviously ought to do, Hough responded to this sighting by making a run for it and finding shelter in his home.
But he turned his camera phone on after he discovered the bear was “bobbling away in the jacuzzi enjoying himself.”
Such enjoyment consisted of playing with the chlorinator and tossing the thermometer in the air, as you can plainly see in the footage above.
Hough had also made a margarita for himself.
He says the creature “popped out of the bushes, walked right over to the margarita, knocked it over and lapped it," not specifying if any salt was used to make the drink.
“He had his margarita, he had his jacuzzi, and now he’s ready for an hour nap," Hough told Fox upon seeing the bear just lounging around about an hour later.
Naturally, Twitter took extreme pleasure in this incident.
"He looks beary comfortable," wrote one Internet user who we hope is ashamed of himself.
Added another:
"This bear and I have the same holiday plans apparently. #FourthofJuly."
We love it.
Check out the video at the top of this page… and prepare to laugh!
Friday, June 1, 2018
Plane Makes Emergency Landing After Man"s Body Odor Sickens Passengers
Flying in an airplane is rarely fun. But sometimes, it can be downright unbearable.
While most people would consider sitting near a bad-smelling passenger to be bad enough, unpleasant body odor isn’t usually enough to land a plane.
But that is just what happened here, as one person’s foul odor was enough to sicken others and force the plane to land.
Transavia may sound like the name of an all-naturla sugar substitute, but it is a Dutch budget airline.
Unfortunately, one Transavia flight from the Spanish island of Gran Canaria, a fairly common vacation destination in Europe, was besieged by a foul odor.
Reportedly, passengers complained of an “unbearable” smell, which they blamed upon an “unwashed” man onboard.
The alleged olfactory assault was so severe that some passengers reportedly became ill.
Once the flight took off from the Las Palmas airport, some people’s reactions were so severe that they were fainting or vomiting.
Gross.
One Belgian passenger named Piet van Haut reported that:
“It was a huge stench.”
It certainly sounds like it.
“The man was sitting on the last row of the plane.”
Nonetheless, it sounds like many passengers were impacted.
“And it smelled like he hadn’t washed for weeks.”
Horrific. Unimaginable.
Apparently, after several passengers grew ill from the relentless assault upon their senses, airline staff asked the man to confine himself to the bathroom.
That was not enough to mitigate the damage, unfortunately.
The plane was headed for Amsterdam in the Netherlands, but had to make an emergency stop in Portugal, at Faro Airport.
It was then that the man was ushered off of the plane.
He was then placed on a bus by medical personnel.
In a statement from Transavia, it was said that the emergency stop was made for “medical” reasons.
Many people immediately wondered if perhaps the odor arose from something other than poor hygiene. Perhaps this poor man was suffering an illness that created a powerful and noxious body odor.
Diabetes, thyroid issues, and dysfunction in the kidneys or liver can lead to different and unpleasant body odor that can be difficult to mask.
There is another medical possibility: a mutation known as trimethylaminuria.
Trimethylamine is the chemical compound responsible for giving fish their “fishy odor.”
People with trimethylaminuria, which is extremely rare, are unable to break down that compound. This causes it to build up in their systems.
We don’t know what kind of bad smell drove these passengers to their limits. If what they were smelling was similar to fish emulsion, this could be the answer.
But obviously, we don’t know.
Sometimes, people don’t smell too bad even when they smell a little “ripe.” But please, no matter your personal opinion, tell someone if they are about to go fly somewhere and their body odor is in any way detectable.
We feel so sorry for this poor man and for his fellow passengers.
None of them asked for this to happen.
And honestly? We feel sorry for Transavia. A lot of airlines get bad press, but it sounds like Transavia did all of the right things, here.
There are so many ways to ruin someone’s flight. Let’s all try to avoid being at fault.
Friday, March 16, 2018
O.J. Simpson: Donald Trump is a "Man"s Man!"
O.J. Simpson may or may not be Khloe Kardashian’s father.
And he may or may not have murdered ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend, Ron Goldman.
But the former Heisman Trophy winner and convicted armed robber was definitely friends with Donald Trump back in the day.
The sadly-not-yet-expired Juice freely admits to this relationship in an extensive new interview with The Buffalo News.
Many years ago, Trump actually thought about purchasing the Buffalo Bills, the professional football team for which Simpson played a majority of his career.
The likely murderer attended Trump’s December 1993 wedding to Marla Maples at the Plaza Hotel in Atlantic City. The two know each other well.
“The one thing I can say about The Donald is The Donald is fun,” Simpson says, using a word to describe the President that literally not a single registered voter nowadays would use.
Simpson then continued as follows:
“For a dude – and I consider myself a dude – Donald is a man’s man. He would be a fun guy. But that’s hanging out. … If the Bills weren’t winning, it would have been tough [to have him as an owner].”
Right, you know.
Because Donald Trump is simply can’t handle losing, people.
Simpson does want to make it clear, however:
Just because he’s a fan of Donald Trump does NOT mean he’d have voted for him as President of the United States.
“Probably not,” O.J. said when asked this exact question.
And why not?
“I only know two of my friends I’d vote to be president. Some of my best, best besties I would not vote to be president. That has no bearing on it, you know?”
If it makes Al Cowlings feel any better, we’re sure Simpson would vote him to be his chaffeur.
Elsewhere in this same newspaper profile, Simpson says he got everyone in prison excited about playing fantasy football…
… and he said Colin Kaepernick should respect the flag.(
(Kaepernick, of course, famously refused to stand for the national anthem back in August of 2016, saying he was protesting inequality in America. He was not signed by any NFL teams last season.)
“I think Colin made a mistake,” Simpson told The Buffalo News, speaking as someone who knows all about mistakes and adding:
“I really appreciate what he was trying to say. I thought he made a bad choice in attacking the flag.”
And why is that?
“I grew up at a time when deacons were in the KKK,” Simpson explained.
“I don’t disrespect the Bible because of those guys. The flag shouldn’t be disrespected because of what cops do. The flag represents what we want America to be.”
We don’t have time to delve into the issue here, but Kaepernick and others who joined his protest have made it clear time and again that they were never protesting the flag.
They were protesting how African-Americans are treated in this country.
“I’m a firm believer of doing what you think is right, but I would always stand for the flag,” Simpson concluded on this topic.
Fair enough.
But you’d also kill an ex-wife out of homicidal rage, Juice, so you’ll forgive us for not ceding the moral ground to you on this subject.
Wednesday, November 22, 2017
Fletcher Cox Sued For Allegedly Banging Man"s Wife, Ruining Marriage
Imagine finding out Philadelphia Eagles superstar Fletcher Cox nailed your smokin’ hot wife and wanted her to have his baby. Pretty cool if you’re a die-hard Eagles fan … not cool if you’re North Carolina resident Joshua Jeffords. Josh claims he’s…
Donald Trump Calls LaVar Ball a "Poor Man"s Don King without the Hair"
ONLY IN AMERICA!!!!!! Donald Trump is CONTINUING his war with LaVar Ball — this time ripping him as the “poor man’s version of Don King, but without the hair.” Trump is clearly still pissed over LaVar’s CNN interview — in which Ball refused to…
Monday, August 7, 2017
Tess Holliday Slams Man"s Viral Post About Curvy Wife: Oh, You Want a Trophy Now?!
Robbie Tripp and his wife have become viral stars of sorts in recent days after he penned a love letter to her … and her relative thickness.
Suffice it to say, Tripp’s love letter to his curvy wife proved divisive, with many praising his words and others reacting a whole lot differently.
While many initially applauded Robbie for praising his spouse’s body and lamenting being teased for liking “girls on the thicker side.”
The backlash was swift and dramatic, however.
Model Tess Holliday is the latest in a long line of social media users who aren’t happy with this smitten husband’s viral Instagram post.
Some critics call the post self-serving or even offensive, and Holliday, a 32-year-old body positivity advocate, is certainly in that camp.
“Stop giving men trophies for doing the bare minimum,” Holliday wrote alongside a pair of Instagram photos over the weekend.
The first photo showed a tweet that read:
“*guy likes curvy woman* 16,667 favs, national news. *curvy woman likes herself* 12 favs, 48 people in your mentions talking about diabetes.”
Tess’ point is that of course we should accept women for who they are (especially one’s own partner) without being lauded as a hero.
Women’s efforts to accept themselves in a public forum often receive considerably less fanfare, even if that message is just as important.
Nevertheless, Tripp has amassed 30,000 likes on Instagram for writing, “For me, there is nothing sexier than this woman right here.”
“Thick thighs, big booty, cute little side roll, etc.”
“Her shape and size won’t be the one featured on the cover of Cosmopolitan but it’s the one featured in my life and in my heart.”
“Guys, rethink what society has told you that you should desire. A real woman is not a porn star or a bikini mannequin or a movie character.”
“She’s real.”
A nice sentiment, but plenty of people weren’t fans, accusing Tripp for patting himself on the back in a public forum for liking his own wife.
Moreover, others noted that he’s calling a girl “thick” who’s barely even that … and simultaneously saying thin girls aren’t “real.”
As one particularly blunt tweeter wrote:
“That Robbie Tripp post gives me hope that one day, I too will find a man who fetishizes my weight to make himself feel like a hero.”
An Instagram user weighed in along the same lines: “This is incredibly insulting to your wife. Women of all shapes and sizes are beautiful.”
“Putting yourself on a pedestal for being with her is arrogant,” one of his followers said, while others took issue with his earlier posts.
With viral fame comes people taking a closer look at your life, and in 2015, during Caitlyn Jenner’s transition, for example, Tripp wrote:
“Born a Bruce, always a Bruce. Clothes, makeup, surgery, and public acceptance still won’t change how you came into the world.”
To that, Holliday – an outspoken LGBT advocate – responded, “Also I’m not here for someone who says transphobic things.”
Tripp doesn’t seem too bothered by the outrage though, doubling down with another photo of his wife – and a shot at his haters.
“This is what I’m currently doing while sad and sarcastic people are getting angry with their keyboard,” he tweeted this weekend.
The picture in question:
As for his 15 minutes of fame, he said, “WOW. That’s the only word in the English language fitting for what’s happened the last few days.”
“It’s been incredible to see the reaction from my simple post celebrating my wife and her body. So much positivity and love have come from it.”
“Seeing men from around the world tagging their girlfriend/wife and telling her how much they love her curvy body has been amazing.”
“Thanks to each and every person who has commented and messaged us with your thoughtful words. It means the absolute world to us!”
Tripp concluded his thank you note with a plug of sorts, writing: “Be sure to watch my IG Stories to experience this excitement with us!”
What do you think about all this? Do Holliday and some of his vocal critics have a point, or should we just … be happy he’s happy?
Saturday, June 4, 2016
Chris Brown STOMPS on Man"s Head at Concert, Denies Wrongdoing
It"s no secret that Chris Brown has, a**hole tendencies anger management issues a temper.
And in the video below, he certainly looks pretty peeved leaving the scene at a club after stomping on a guy"s head as he lies on the floor.
The man, Malek Mokrani, tells TMZ he attended Brown"s concert on May 18 at the Gotha club in Cannes when the incident occurred.
The specifics of what started the altercation are unclear, but Mokrani claims the head and neck pain he suffered brought him to the hospital.
Check it out below:
Additionally, the TMZ site displays a photo of Mokrani lying in a hospital bed in a neck brace.
Not one to back down from provocation, Brown caught wind of the video and took to Instagram to explain his side.
"Hey TMZ, f**k you," he starts, flipping off the camera with his usual charm.
He goes on to defend himself, declaring that he hurt nobody at the time.
"No fans were hurt by Chris Brown, no fans were beat up by Chris Brown," he said.
He goes on to state that a security guard at the club, who may not have known who he was, assaulted him.
"Grabbed his hands around my throat and tried to push me out the spot when we were walking, my security was already outside of the spot."
Brown then says they "handled the situation accordingly and moved on" though he does not specify what is meant by "accordingly."
Did it entail leveling a dude and dropping a shoe on his head?
The rapper insists he doesn"t beat up fans, but earlier this year a woman claimed Brown punched her in the face after snapping a photo of him at a party in Las Vegas.
Brown denied that allegation as well and threatened to sue for defamation, but the woman stuck by her story.
But beating up Rihanna? Yeah, he copped to that.
Monday, October 12, 2015
Michelle Duggar Shades Anna in Marriage Advice Column: ALWAYS Meet Your Man"s Needs!
Michelle Duggar’s new “Marriage Advice For Newlyweds” blog post doesn’t call out Anna Duggar by name, but man alive, does it read like a cheap shot.
In the post, which she penned Friday, Duggar matriarch Michelle urges newlywed and even pregnant wives to satisfy their man’s needs, ALL the time.
Sharing advice a friend once gave her about marriage, she writes: “Anyone can iron Jim Bob’s shirt … he can get his lunch somewhere else.”
“But you are the only one who can meet that special need that he has in his life for intimacy. You’re it. You’re the only one. So don’t forget that.”
“He needs you. So when you are exhausted at the end of the day, and you fall into bed so exhausted at night, don’t forget about him.”
“Because you and he are the only ones who can have that time together,” she urges. “No one else in the world can meet that need.”
Michelle notes that pregnancy does NOT exempt a wife from this, and that you had better not just go through the motions, either:
“Be available, and not just available, but be joyfully available for him. Smile and be willing to say, ‘Yes, sweetie I am here for you.’ No matter what.”
“Even though you may be exhausted, big and pregnant and you may not feel like he feels. ‘I’m still here for you and I’m going to meet that need."”
“‘Because I know it’s a need for you."”
In fairness to Michelle, she goes on to say that by doing this for your husband, “he’ll lay down his life” for you and meet your “needs” 24/7 as well.
Whether that’s true or not, who knows, and clearly her views on gender roles are extremely dated, but she does (somehow) see it as a two-way street.
She also urges, separately, for couples to actively seek marriage counseling if they have problems and do handle their issues privately. Sage advice.
Still, the fact that she doled out that bit of sex advice on the heels of Josh Duggar’s sex scandal is amazing, and brazenly insensitive … at best.
Does Michelle believe, as the Duggar family pastor does, that Anna is to blame for Josh cheating on her by not “taking care of” his needs in bed?
Was Michelle’s commentary a thinly-veiled dig at her daughter-in-law for not living up to her end of the bargain? Or was Anna not even on her mind?
That we’ll never know.
But reading this after porn addict Josh cheated on her with Danica Dillon, a second porn star and who knows who else he met on Ashley Madison?!
You have to wonder what she’s implying, and you have to hope that Anna Duggar leaves Josh if this is the kind of “wisdom” his family still espouses.
Sunday, September 13, 2015
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