Philadelphia Eagles Fan Gets Wisdom Teeth Removed FREAKS OUT Over Super Bowl

Well, the another Super Bowl is upon us, and because we"re still living on the darkest timeline, that means the Lombardi Trophy will almost certainly be heading back to New England, and another ring will soon be on Vladimir Putin"s finger.

But don"t tell that to Rutgers University student Haley Parks.

Haley is a diehard Philadelphia Eagles fan who recently had her wisdom teeth removed.

Those two facts may seem unrelated, but when Haley emerged from anesthesia, the Birds and the big game were the first things on her mind.

We know, we know – you"ve seen plenty of wisdom teeth videos, and the trend of parents filming their blathering, drugged up children and then putting the results on YouTube is getting old.

But this one is special.

Not only is it freaking hilarious, but Haley has some interesting predictions about Super Bowl LII.

On top of that, Haley has a message for all you fairweather fans out there:

“You now what I hate? I hate fans that are fans now that weren’t fans,” she says to her mother, who"s somehow not doubled over with laughter.

“If they were 0 and 16 I would still be their friend!”

And people say Eagles fans are a stain on the NFL!

Okay, so maybe most of them are, but you can bet everyone west of Massachusetts will be pulling for the Birds on Sunday!

Win this one for Haley, boys!

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Jeremy London Arrested for Domestic Violence

Jeremy London’s been arrested for domestic violence … and he’s looking really rough in his mug shot. The “Mallrats” actor, and Jason London’s twin bro, was booked Friday in Jackson County, Mississippi on one count of domestic violence simple…

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Dennis Edwards: The Temptations" Lead Singer Dead at 74

The Temptations were a legendary music group, and you can hear one of their classic hits below.

Their R&B vocals have won them Grammys and have gotten them inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

Sadly, The Temptations" lead singer, Dennis Edwards, has passed away today at age 74.

Signing with Motown Records, The Temptations were pioneers in the genre of psychedelic soul as well as for soul and R&B.

The group produced classic hits such as:

"Cloud Nine," back in 1968.

"Papa Was a Rollin" Stone."

"Ball of Confusion."

"I Can"t Get Next to You."

The lineup of The Temptations changed over the years, which is not uncommon for group acts that last for decades.

But Dennis Edwards was the on-again, off-again lead vocalist in the group.

His first stretch lasted from 1968 to 1977.

Even after that first departure, he would return and sing more within the group"s changing roster, returning in the early 1980s.

His contributions to the group as lead singer are significant.

Upon signing with the group, he was credited with heralding a shift to more blues-oriented music that confronted relevant social issues — a change from the previous lead singer"s falsetto.

His overall contributions to music as a genre cannot be measured.

TMZ reports that Dennis Edwards has passed away in Chicago.

The family has confirmed this to multiple news outlets, though they have not yet chosen to divulge his cause of death.

As we mentioned, Dennis Edwards was 74 years old.

He was born on February 3, 1943 in Birmingham, Alabama.

This Saturday would have been his 75th birthday.

Dennis Edwards" fans will remember him for the grit of his voice.

He is treasured for injecting The Temptations" music with new vivacity.

It"s worth noting that every album that the group produced until 1976 charted into the Top 40, with many making it into the Top 10.

His voice was sampled by other music legends like Tupac and Notorious B.I.G. As we said, his impact on the arts was significant.

We wish his loved ones the best. May he rest in peace.

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Jeopardy Contestants Fumble Football Category, Are Huge Nerds

Before we talk (and scoff) and length about the following video, a caveat:

Jeopardy contestants are MUCH smarter than we are.

They know detailed stuff about history and the bible and current event and geography and politics and we mostly write about the latest Jenelle Evans scandals every day.

It"s a living, you know?

But, again, it"s worth mentioning: Jeopardy contestants are MUCH smarter than we are.

That said, we know more about football than at least three people who qualified for this beloved game show, all of whom were forced to answer questions about this sport during a Double Jeopardy round because all other categories had been exhausted.

And the results were not pretty.

Fewer points were scored during this segment of the show than during a typical Buffalo Bills game.

Almost, at least.

The first question, for $ 200: Your choice: Do or don"t name this place in which the QB runs the ball & can choose to pitch it to another back.

For $ 200, considering how little most Jeopardy contestants know about sports, this was actually a difficult question.

And, true to form, no one came up with the answer of the option.

For $ 400: Tom Landry perfected the shotgun formation with this team.

Anyone? Anyone at all?

Nope, no one answers The Dallas Cowboys.

"I can tell you guys are big football fans," Alex Trebek said/taunted at one point.

“Do you think we should go to commercial?” the host later asked/taunted even harder.

After the next two questions did not elicit positive answers, Trebek took the unprecedented step of asking to see the $ 1,000 question… just for the fun of it!

"If you guys ring in and get this one, I will die," the emcee remarked, prior to a clue being given about the formidable Minnesota Vikings defensive line of the 1970s.

Did anyone shock Trebek by actually coming up with the proper response?

Click below to find out!

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