John Bowlen — son of Broncos owner Pat Bowlen — has cut a plea deal in his DUI case … the one where he told a cop, “So you know who my father is?” As we previously reported, the 31-year-old — who used to work for the Broncos — was busted in…
Friday, March 9, 2018
Kylie Jenner: No More Babies -- I Love Plastic Surgery Too Much!
Kylie Jenner has been a mother now for over a month — and still, how wild is that?!
It’s been five whole weeks now since she gave birth to little Stormi, and by all accounts, she’s loving motherhood.
Well, she’s reportedly a little iffy about that whole dirty diaper situation, and sources have claimed that she has gotten overwhelmed by her daughter’s crying.
But then again, she’s a spoiled 20-year-old who’s found herself in an odd situation, and babies can be overwhelming, so …
We can cut her a little bit of slack, right?
Oh, and while we’re talking about it, can you guess one more thing that Kylie doesn’t love about being a mom?
According to a source who spoke with Radar Online, it’s the fact that in order for her to have Stormi, she had to go several moths without having plastic surgery or any cosmetic procedures of any kind.
Nine moths without lip fillers — the horror!
The source claims that Kylie had such a rough time not messing with her face that now that she’s able, she’s fully prepared to “go overboard” with plastic surgery.
Not only that, but the girl “couldn’t be happier” about it.
“She told her sisters that the best day in her entire life was when she could get fillers in her lips again because she hated the way she looked when they deflated during her pregnancy!” the source says.
… Really? That’s the best day in her entire life?
Not the birth of her daughter? Not even the day she dumped Tyga for good?
Oh, Kylie, what are we ever going to do with you?
Unfortunately, this situation may actually be pretty serious — the source also claims that Kylie may get some work done against medical advice.
“Kylie wants to go against her doctors’ wishes by doing coolsculpting and other non-invasive weight-shedding procedures,” this insider says.
“At the same time, she would get her lips and entire face done up with fillers.”
The source adds that “She said that she never wants to get pregnant again because of how it made her look. She hated being non-plastic!”
Could any of this be true?
Yeah, maybe.
As soon as we heard the news of Kylie’s pregnancy, we began hearing reports about how much she hated what the pregnancy was doing to her body.
Hearing a rumor over and over again doesn’t make it true, obviously, but it’s interesting that she essentially went into hiding until after she gave birth.
She looks amazing now, just five weeks after having Stormi, but she’s also 20 years old, and very possibly into those “non-invasive weight-shedding procedures.”
But could she have been uncomfortable enough with her appearance during pregnancy to go this crazy with plastic surgery now?
Again, yeah, maybe.
Since this is Kylie we’re talking about, we won’t really have to wonder for too long — if she does get reacquainted with her beloved fillers, you know we’ll see the proof in some selfies.
Never change, girl!
Martin Shkreli Sentenced to 7 Years in Prison!!!
Like many Americans, the early months of 2018 may have left you with the distinct sense that the world has lost its way, and truth and justice have fallen victim to the pressures and temptations of the modern age.
But it’s always darkest before the dawn, and today the citizenry of this proud nation can come together to celebrate the comeuppance of a world-class douche nozzle:
You may remember Martin Shkreli as the “Pharma Bro” who jacked up the price of a life-saving medication by more than 5,000 percent during his brief time as CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals.
The world quickly learned that Shkreli was not merely a calculating business man who saw an opportunity to widen his profit margins, but a full-blown cartoon supervillain who reveled in sowing chaos, tormenting those who he believed to be his enemies, and generally behaving like a flat-out penis wrinkle.
While the best-known example of Shkreli’s rampant dickishness might be his decision to purchase the exclusive rights to a $ 2 million Wu Tang Clan album, which he then refused to release to the public, his sinister actions were taking place behind closed doors.
Back in December of 2015, Shkreli was arrested for securities fraud, having allegedly defrauded investors during his time as a hedge fund manager.
Today, Shkreli was sentenced to seven years in prison for his crimes.
Those present in the courtroom say the 34-year-old openly wept as his sentence was read.
“I’m not the same person I was. I know right from wrong,” Shkreli told the judge while pleaing for clemency.
“I know what it means to tell the truth and what it means to lie. I am terribly sorry I lost your trust. You deserve far better,” he told the investors he defrauded.
“I was wrong. I was a fool. I should have known better.”
Neither the judge nor US Attorney Jacqueline Kasulis was moved to sympathy for Shkreli:
“I want to make clear that Mr. Shkreli is not a child,” Kasulis told the court.
“Mr. Shkreli is about to turn 35 years old, he’s a man. He’s not a teenager who just needs some mentoring. He is a man who needs to take responsibility for his actions.”
Adding insult to injury, Shkreli’s own attorney told the judge that he often wants to punch his client in the face, but that the former CEOs status as “the most hated man in America” should not affect his sentencing.
Shkreli has behind bars since September, when his parole was revoked after he posted threats to Hillary Clinton on his Facebook page.
We’re sure he’ll be missed by … his mom? Maybe he had a doorman he was nice to, or something?
Orangutan Smokes Strewn Cigarette, Animal Activisits Flip Out
A video that depicts an orangutan smoking a cigarette discarded by a zoo patron has gone viral …
… and not in the positive sense, either, according to many animal rights activists.
Indeed, the following footage has sparked international anger toward this zoo"s alleged mistreatment of animals.
The video was shot by a visitor last Sunday at Indonesia"s Bandung Zoo, which is approximately 90 miles southeast of the capital, Jakarta.
As you"re about to see, it captures a young man taking a few puffs from a cigarette and then tossing the still-lit item to the ground of an open-air enclosure.
It"s at this point that a 22-year old orangutan named Odon actually picks up the cigarette and begins to inhale it, drawing immense laughter from the crowd.
But many folks out there do not find this incident to be funny.
A handful of animal rights organizations have condemned the visitor’s carelessness and the zoo’s apparent lack of supervision and education against such acts.
However…
"There"s actually a sign at the location which says visitors are not allowed to give food and cigarettes to the animals," said a zoo spokesperson in response to this scandal.
Still, though, Marison Guciano, founder of the Indonesia Animal Welfare Society, went after the zoo"s management for "weak control"and generally criticized the place for a lack of welfare standards.
Elsewhere, about one million people have signed a Change.org petition to "Shut down the Bandung Zoo now!" following the orangutan incident.
It reminds us, to some extent, of the extreme outcry that took place in May of 2016 after a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo had to be shot to death because a toddler climbed into its enclosure.
Remember this frightening story?
Scary stuff.
But an orangutan smoking is just funny stuff… right?
Or wrong?
Check out the video below and decide for yourself.
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