NFL linebacker turned “Ballers” actor Anthony “Spice” Adams pulled out one of the coldest April Fools pranks we’ve ever seen — sending his own kids on a FAKE Easter egg hunt! It’s heartless, but also hilarious … and we still can’t…
Monday, April 2, 2018
Chris Lopez: I Used to Love Kailyn Lowry AND Her Vagina!
When Kailyn Lowry gave birth to her third child back in 2017, fans were briefly hopeful that she’d finally found the stable, nuclear family situation that she’d been seeking since her teens.
Lowry’s childhood was unstable; her marriage to Javi Marroquin fell apart in heartbreaking fashion, but in the early months of her pregnancy, she seemed head over heels for her third baby daddy, Chris Lopez.
So when news that Lopez was by Lowry’s side in the delivery room went public, many took it as a sign that the beloved Teen Mom 2 star had finally found what she was looking for.
Lopez was said to be MIA for most of Kail’s pregnancy, and there were reports that he wanted no part in his son’s life.
Unfortunately, it now looks as though Chris’ fatherly feelings were short-lived.
Lopez does spend time with little Lux, but Kail says it’s not nearly enough.
She recently accused Chris of being an “Instagram parent” and giving his social media followers the impression that he’s much more involved in his son’s life than he actually is.
Over the weekend, Chris posted yet another round of photos of Lux on Twitter, prompting one fan to ask just how involved in Lux’s life Lopez really is.
Amazingly, Kail’s much-maligned ex was happy to respond.
“Did you ever love kail? Do you guys have a good co parenting relationship for Lux?? He’s really cute by the way,” Lopez’s follower tweeted.
“Yea..and we’re co parenting,” Chris responded, along with a laughing face emoji.
Now, it’s possible that Lopez is being sarcastic and suggesting that he never loved Kail and that the two of them aren’t co-parenting.
But it seems most fans seem to take his tweet as sincere.
“That’s great,” the possibly-gullible fan followed up.
“Some of us were under the impression you had nothing to do with the baby. Do you help financially? Was this something recent or have you been there since day 1?”
Chris responded:
I wonder what gave y’all that impression. I watched my son shot out the box lol.”
Again, if we had to guess, we would say Lopez is being sarcastic, but it seems his response was good enough for some fans.
Whatever the case, it seems unlikely that Kail and Chris will ever be more than amicable co-parents, but hopefully they’ll be able to keep the peace.
Just in the past few months, Lowry and Lopez’s mutual contempt has spilled onto Twitter to the delight of drama lovers and the chagrin of Kail boosters.
Just last week, Lowry accused Lopez of having another child that he kept secret from her during their brief courtship.
So compared to some of the stuff Lopez has done before, talking about watching his son get “shot out the box” seems downright classy.
Watch Teen Mom 2 online to marvel at Kail’s ability to cope with a mountain of baby daddy drama.
Jared Fogle Sues Judges, Prosecutors for $57 Million
Jared Fogle wants a ton of cash from the judges and prosecutors who sent to him to prison for child pornography … TMZ has learned. Fogle’s failed to get out of prison with a slew of motions he’s filed in the last year, but now he’s going for the…
Justin Bieber Admonishes Fans: Easter is NOT About a Bunny!
Justin Bieber shared a message about his great passion over the weekend — and no, we don’t mean that he was begging Selena to take him back.
He shared a religious message about Easter being a Christian holiday and how people need to look past its secular symbols.
And then followed it up with a curiously contradictory photo-shoot.
This (former?) singer wants to remind his fans and followers that Easter is, first and foremost, about Jesus.
Justin Bieber has always been a Christian, but in recent years, he’s really tied his brand to his religious identity.
Last July, he even canceled his tour because he felt that God wanted him to.
He has become very involved with Hillsong Church, a global megachurch that goes to extra lengths to cater to celebrities.
(Other celebrities involved with Hillsong include Selena Gomez and various Kardashians, including Kourtney and Kendall)
So it’s no surprise that he posted this:
“Jesus has changed my life,” Bieber writes.
And he wants to make sure that fans understand the true meaning behind this holiday.
“Easter is not about a bunny, it’s a reminder that my Jesus died on the cross for my sins and then rose from the dead defeating death!”
He affirms his belief in this event.
“I believe this happened and it changes everything!”
The belief in Jesus’ resurrection is widely considered to be a core tenet of Christianity.
It’s worth noting that it’s not uncommon for secular or other non-Christian households to celebrate a version of Easter, largely because the holiday is so ubiquitous in the United States.
(Also … everybody likes some kind of candy or another)
It seems that the Biebs had a sudden change of heart, however.
Alongside this goofy photo, he wrote a caption:
“Remember when i said easter isn’t about bunnies … well I lied.”
He is holding a stuffed bunny and is wearing bunny glasses, complete with bunny whiskers below his nose.
It sounds like the less theological side of the Easter spirit caught up with him.
The Easter bunny is not, in fact, a universal symbol of Easter, but it is very popular in the United States, serving as an analogue to Santa Claus.
For example, in Australia — where rabbits are an invasive species that wreaks havoc on their ecosystem — children celebrate with images of the Easter Bilby.
But by adopting this bunny guise, it looks like Justin Bieber is reminding his fans and followers that it is absolutely possible to enjoy the theological aspects of a religious holiday while also, you know, having fun.
One wonders if a family member or perhaps someone from the Hillsong Church advised him to relax a little and enjoy all aspects of the holiday.
For a guy who was just recently reported to be lamenting that he can’t live without Selena Gomez, it looks like Justin’s getting adjusted to his life after going on this break.
And that’s great.
Holidays are for spending time with family and friends.
Easter, if you’re religious, is a time when people go to church. It does, after all, always fall on a Sunday.
Whether you’re a Christian or not, however, you can enjoy delicious Easter candies like Peeps or candy eggs or chocolate.
We hope that the Biebs enjoyed doing both of those things.
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