Now, this is wasn’t as surprising as when we all learned that Drake had a secret child because unlike Drizzy, Breezy is a known POS and we always expect the absolute worst of him.
There are ways Chris could have surprised us, like say, stepping up and being the kind of father his little girl deserves.
Instead, he decided to play to type by being the absolute worst.
You would think Chris would be getting sick of that routine by now, since it’s how he handles every situation, but the guy has his schtick and he sticks to it.
So yes, the bad news is, Chris Brown is a deadbeat dad, just like everyone expected him to be.
The good news is, if his earnings are any indication, Chris Brown’s career is very much on the decline.
According to court documents obtained by Radar Online, Brown’s baby mama, Nia Guzman, has been getting the shaft from her multi-platinum sperm donor.
She’s now asking for $ 21,000 a month, plus another $ 250,000 that Brown allegedly owes her for missed payments.
That may sound like an exorbitant amount, but it’s important to bear in mind that Guzman is raising this child entirely on her own.
Brown only has supervised visitation rights, and he seems to have no desire to fight for even partial custody.
Nia claims Brown has earned an average of $ 4,269,067 over the last two years, which can be broken down to just over $ 350,000 per month.
Obviously, that’s an outrageous amount of cash, but it’s peanuts compared to what Breezy was earning at the height of his career.
It wasn’t all that long ago that Brown was one of the top-earning recording artists in the world.
These days, he probably doesn’t even crack the top 100.
To put things in perspective, Justin Bieber earned roughly $ 85 million last year.
Breezy’s counterpart Drake pulled in an estimated $ 94 million in 2017.
And it’s not just singers and rappers who are putting Breezy to shame.
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The Kardashian women have never been known for having the greatest taste in men, but it seems Kourtney is now actively trying to outdo her sisters in the bad romance department.
It won’t be easy, but she’s already got a lot of points accumulated from her decade with Scott Disick, and now she’s out to prove that her capacity for bad decisions truly knows no bounds:
Unfortunately, Kourtney is allergic to smart choices, so now, just a few weeks after she kicked him to the curb, Kourtney is reportedly back with Younes — and her family is less than thrilled about it.
“They are definitely hooking up again,” a source close to the situation tells Radar Online.
“She just really can’t be alone,” the source adds.
“Younes told her that nothing happened with Jordan and that they are just friends, and she believed him,” says the insider.
Apparently, the most vocal critic of Kourtney’s latest decision has been her sister Khloe, which is more than a smidge ironic, as Khloe took Tristan Thompson back after he was caught repeatedly cheating on her while she was carrying his baby.
“Kourtney told Khloe that she has no room to say anything, because she was humiliated by Tristan and took him back anyways,” the source explains.
“And she told Kim to just mind her own business.”
And then there’s Kris Jenner, who could care less what sort of awful decisions her daughters make, so long as they result in compelling television.
“Kris just wants ratings for the new season, which they are filming right now,” the source says.
“She told Kourtney to stay unpredictable so she remains relevant.”
That may sound harsh, but in a way, it’s Kris’ way of expressing her love for her daughters.
She’s probably aware that there’s a very good chance that they’ll all wind up single, as they habitually pick horrendous dudes.