13 Biggest Celebrity Stories of 2016: Deaths, Breakups & the Donald!

2016. At this point, we don"t even need to make a joke here, right?

Those four numbers are setup, punchline, and Shakespearean tragedy all rolled into one.

For the celebrity world, the year was one long series of unfortunate events, both minor (See: the Brangelina split) and staggeringly major (See: the incredible number of celebrity deaths that shook the entertainment world to its foundations).

This may have been the year a reality TV host became the leader of the free world, but that certainly wasn"t the only celeb story that had our jaws on the floor.

Check out the gallery below for the most shocking (and baffling) Hollywood events from 12 months that will live in infamy:

1. A Year of Tragedy

Prince, David Bowie, Muhammad Ali, Alan Rickman, Carrie Fisher, George Michael, Merle Haggard, Leonard Cohen, Christina Grimmie … The amount of loss in Hollywood this year was staggering. Each of those names constituted a massive story in his or her own right.

2. Taylor Swift Drops Calvin Harris For Tom Hiddleston

Taylor Swift has material for her next 17 albums after this year. The singer made tabloid headlines when she dumped Calvin Harris for Tom Hiddleston … whom she proceeded to date for about 4 seconds.

3. Miley & Liam: Together Again!

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are once againheaded for the altar. The couple previously broke off their engagement in 2013.

4. Johnny Depp & Amber Heard: One Ugly Divorce

It wasn’s shocking that Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s marriage didn’t last long. It was shocking that heard claimed the beloved actor abused her throughout their relationship.

5. Beyonce Hints at Marital Trouble With Lemonade

Beyonce dropped the most epic diss album of all time … and it was targeted at her husband, Jay Z. Months later, the world is still wondering about the identity of Becky With the Good Hair.

6. Kim Kardashian Robbed at Gunpoint

Kim Kardashian was relieved of $ 10 million in jewels after being held up at gunpoint in Paris. The star laid low for several weeks followint the traumatic event.

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Sia Files For Divorce

Sia has filed for divorce from hubby Erik Lang … and so will end a very short marriage. The singer filed docs in L.A. citing irreconcilable differences.  The two announced they were headed for splitsville earlier this month, telling us,…

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Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant! Unsure of Baby Daddy!

According to a startling new tabloid report, Kourtney Kardashian will be watching the ball drop on New Year’s Eve with two sets of different balls on her mind.

By which we mean testicles.

Because the reality star is pregnant!

But she isn’t certain by whom!

In what In Touch Weekly is billing as a major EXCLUSIVE, Kardashian “told pals a few weeks ago that she missed her period.”

As a result, she “fears she’s pregnant,” which is often the reason why a female misses her monthly menstruation because of science.

Kourtney, of course, appears to love children. She already has three of them (Mason, 7, Penelope, 4 and Reign, 2) and is getting along very well these days with Scott Disick.

So she should maybe be excited by this development, right?

Wrong.

Because a source also tells In Touch that Kourtney “[doesn’t] know who the father is.”

YIKES! AWKWARD! SCANDALOUS!

See, Kourtney and Scott have been hanging out for several months. He’s intent on winning her back and many outlets have been claiming that they are either back together or on the verge of getting back together.

But they’ve definitely had some sex of late.

However, as The Hollywood Gossip reported just over a week ago, Kourtney has also been getting busy with a model named Younes Bendjima.

“Kourtney has a thing for boy toys, and Younes is just her type,” an insider tells In Touch, adding:

“She’s been boasting to pals about his amazing six-pack, telling them she can’t keep her hands off his sexy body. Scott hit the roof when he heard she was hooking up with him.”

We can’t imagine how he’ll react when he hears she may be pregnant with his child.

“Kourtney is very fertile,” the tabloid writes. “She has a big problem.”

We’d say!

Incredibly, this may end up being the second baby daddy scandal in which Kourtney finds herself embroiled.

Back in 2008, Kardashian met a model (she loves boy toys, remember!) named Michael Girgenti during a photo shoot.

He claims the two then had unprotected sex and that he is the biological father of little Mason Disick, as opposed to Scott.

Girgenti allegedly failed a lie detector test that would have backed up this assertion, but he remained adamant as recently as last year that he’s Mason’s true dad.

“I don’t care what anyone thinks, I know what happened… Lie detector tests don’t hold up in court,” Girgenti told Radar Online in 2015.

For the record? 

“She was a wonderful lover,” Girgenti admitted back then, adding: “We didn’t use any protection. We were too caught up in the moment to think about it.”

Hey, it happens.

And perhaps it has happened again with Kourtney and another well-sculpted man.

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Are you buying this baby daddy rumor?

Heck, are you buying this fourth pregnancy rumor in general?

Combined with Khloe’s divorce and Kim getting robbed at gunpoint, it would be quite the capper to 2016 for reality TV’s first family, wouldn’t it?

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Brilliant Comedy Team Turns 2016 into a Horror Film!

Is it just us, or has 2016 been a real bitch of a year?

Just kidding, of course it"s not just us. At this point, it"s an irrefutable fact that will surely go down in the history books for the rest of all time.

2016 has done so much to us, and we"ve done absolutely nothing to deserve it.

It"s taken so many beloved celebrities, including but certainly not limited to David Bowie, Prince, Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, George Michael, Gene Wilder …

It"s given us our first Cheetoh-Human hybrid president, Donald Trump, proving that you can speak frankly about your affinity for grabbing women "by the pussy" and still run a nation.

It"s shaken us to our very core with the tragic murder of one of America"s biggest legends, Harambe.

It"s a terrible, no good, very bad year, and we"ve still got several hours left to go.

2016 has been so awful that it"s been like living in a very long, drawn-out horror movie.

And so a comedy trio called Friend Dog Studios made it so.

You absolutely need to check out the trailer they made for a fictional, but still extremely realistic horror flick titled 2016: The Movie.

Gather yourself, try not to get too spooked, and check out the magic below:

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