Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Brad Pitt: I"m Covering Up ALL My Angelina Jolie Tattoos!

Brad Pitt’s life can be divided into the pre- and post-Angie eras.


Pre-Jolie Brad projected an every man vibe, even though he was far more wealthy and attractive than 99.9% of the other every men.


After he got together with Jolie, however, some noticeable changes in the Pitt persona occurred almost immediately.




Some were good – Brad seemed to become more socially conscious, more willing to speak his mind on political matters, and less likely to pop up on NBC sitcoms that were nowhere near as good as Seinfeld, no matter what your one friend says.


Some changes, however, were a bit more confusing.


Brad took on a more serious, “actorly” vibe in interviews.


He began gravitating toward more capital “I” Important projects, and adopting a style of dress that can best be described as Depp-light.


And of course, there were the tattoos.


Angelina’s tattoos have been on frequent display since the early days of her fame, but if Brad had tatts pre-Angie, they were always covered up.



After he started dating Jolie, Pitt quickly became rather heavily-inked, and many of his tats pay tribute to the mother of his children.


According to reports from several media outlets, Brad has Angie’s birthday scrawled on his “groin,” some “squiggles” on his back that Jolie doodled while they were lying naked in bed, matching ink from a Thai monk meant to “bind them spiritually,” and the geographical coordinates of Angie’s birthday.


If you’ve been anywhere near the Internet or a supermarket checkout line in the past eight months, then you’re no doubt aware that Pitt and Jolie are getting divorced.


Not only that, Brad says he’s sober now after decades of substance abuse.



So it’s no great shock that he’d want to put the past away and move on as quickly as possible.


Not surprisingly, he considers removing or covering up all his Angie tattoos as part of that process.


“He’s making appointments to remove the tattoos he got for Angie,” one insider tells Star magazine.


“He’s ready for a fresh start and wants that reflected on his skin.”


The source adds:



“It’s going to take at least a year to get rid of them, and they’ll leave scars,” adds the source.


“He may just cover them up, but he has so many about Angie, he’ll end up needing a lot of huge pieces.”


So, new ink, new Brad?


Maybe he’ll even get back to dating third-rate sitcom stars.


We hear Kaley Cuoco is available.


And by that we mean she’s dating someone, but she’d probably make herself available for Brad freakin’ Pitt, ya know?



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Kim Zolciak Posts Bikini Pics From Every Angle, Fans Shrug

If you follow her on Instagram, you know that Kim Zolciak bikini selfies are a frequent occurrence.


She doesn’t rock swimwear in front of the mirror every single day, but it’s rare that a full week goes by without Kim flaunting her curves on social media.’


And we say go for it!




After all, Kim’s 39 years old, she’s given birth to six kids, and she has every right to be proud of the shape that she’s in.


Of course, bikini selfies tend to be a product of diminishing returns.


The same pose that racked up the likes and complimentary comments a few years ago might be greeted with a universal “meh” these days.


And in Kim’s case, she’s even received some harsh criticism for her pics that had less to do with her body (which is unassailably on-point) and more to do with the timing of her photos.


Most recently, Kim posted a bikini pic while her son recovered from a dog attack that left him hospitalized.



Prior to that, fans expressed misgivings about the idea of Zolciak posting “competing” bikini pics with her daughter, 20-year-old Brielle Biermann.


But clearly, Kim subscribes to the “bad press is better than no press” philosophy.


She’s ramped up her bikini pic game in recent weeks, and we’re guessing it has less to do with summer being upon us than other factors.


Most notably, the simple fact that her latest swimwear selfies sparked the kind of uproar that’s music to her ears.


Kim’s found a way to combine sex with recreational outrage, which are the two forces that make the Internet go ‘round.


Unfortunately, it seems that even that formula is no guarantor of continued popularity on the ‘Gram.



Kim’s likes across all social media platforms appear to be on the decline.


(We keep track of this sort of thing so that you don’t have to.)


And it seems like she doesn’t have too many tricks up her none-existent sleeves.


Zolciak renewed her wedding vows recently, and while the pics resulted in a slight uptick in engagement, it’s not like she can renew her vows once a week.


There are limits to even the most extreme thirst.


Looks like it may be time for Kim to pull a Kris Jenner and focus on her exploiting her selfie-obsessed daughter … 



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Darren Criss: NAKED! See The Picture!

Darren Criss is growing up and conquering the world.


With that in mind, he’s also showing off his body all over Instagram and fans appear to be lapping it up. 


In a revealing picture, the actor was fully naked, while holding orange speedos to cover up his genitals. 




“So what’s more red? My sunburn, my speedo, or YOUR FACE??? #ACSVersace,” Criss captioned the NSFW selfie. 


Criss is currently filming for The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story, which will serve as the follow-up to the critically acclaimed American Crime Story: The People vs. O.J. Simpson. 


Criss is playing Andrew Cunanan, who was the man who murdered Gianni Versace all those years ago. 



Penelope Cruz is also slated to appear as Donatella Versace. There is currently no airdate for the new season. 


One Instagram user replied to the picture, “Blaine is gone a little wild.” As you probably know, the Glee was the series that propelled Criss to stardom. 


One user even asked her friends if her dreams had come true, saying: “Have all our childhood dreams come true???? IM DYING!!!!!!!”



There are a select few celebrities who take selfies like this. Kim Kardashian and Kim Zolciak spring to mind, so we’re surprised Darren decided to take this route. 


Hey, maybe he’s doing it to promote the upcoming season of the hit FX series. 


Either way, we’ll be tuning into the series.


The cast alone is enough to make anyone want to watch.



Ryan Murphy has a knack for bringing some of the biggest stars together to make a first-class series. 


He’s the man who brought American Horror Story and Scream Queens to us, so there’s that. 


Hit the comments with your thoughts on the revealing picture. 



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