Khloe Kardashian has a new talk show entitled Kocktails With Khloe, so naturally, the topic of booze has come up several times during her endless promotional tour.
If you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online, you know that for all their shenanigans, the Kard clans are a mostly sober bunch.
We always just assumed that Scott Disick and Kris Jenner did enough drinking for the lot of them, but in a recent interview with Elle, Khloe says there’s more to it than that.
“Kimberly does not drink alcohol whatsoever. Pregnant or not, she’s just never been into it. Kendall and Kylie are not into it. Even when Kendall goes to Europe where the drinking age is 18, she’s never—Kendall’s really focused and determined.
“Kourtney used to drink a lot more in college and probably before she had kids. She’s literally been pregnant for, like, six years or breastfeeding, so I think that has obviously changed her life now.
“My mom has a drink every night with dinner. That’s her thing, and that’s what she loves to do. I don’t like the taste of alcohol like that, so if I drink, I drink for intent.
“Like, I don’t care to just have a glass of wine. No, I want to get fucking buzzed or drunk. That’s the point!”
So much to unpack there. We don’t even know where to start.
For one thing, Kris Jenner has more than “one drink” with dinner. We’re not judging; just sayin’.
Second, Khloe – drinking to get drunk is like Fight Club. The first rule is, you don’t talk about it.
As a grownup, you have to at least least pretend to like the taste, especially if you’re hosting a cocktail-themed talk show. You’re gonna give boozers everywhere a bad name, girl!
