Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Kylie Jenner Defies Kanye West, Signs Deal With Puma

The last few weeks have seen so many insane Kanye West Twitter rants that it’s tough to keep track of them all.


But amongst all the usual Kanye bluster and BS, one of the more memorable tirades was directed at Puma, and featured Kanye informing the sneaker company that he basically owns Kylie Jenner.



Apparently, Kanye caught wind of the fact that Kylie had been offered a seven-figure endorsement deal by the popular brand.


As you may know, Kanye designs hideous sneakers that are manufactured by Adidas, and he saw Kylie’s new opportunity as a conflict of interest.


So, as he does when he feels he’s been publicly disrespected (or when he gets mayo on his BLT, even though he TOTALLY SAID NO MAYO, BRUH!!!”), Kanye took to Twiter to express his seething outrage:


“1000% there will never be a Kylie Puma anything. That’s on my family! 1000% Kylie is on Yeezy team!!!” quoth Yeezus.


“Puma we gone give you your measly million dollars back!!! Never try to divide the family!!!”


Yes, the man went full-Don Corleone over some freakin’ sneakers, and apparently his over-reaction did not go over well with the Kard clan.


Maybe it was Kylie’s way of asserting her independence, or Kris’ way of reminding Kanye that she owns Kylie, but for whatever reason, Kylie reportedly went right ahead and signed with Puma.


We would give Kylie props for making Kanye look stupid, but it was more like an assist.


As usual, he did a fine job of making himself look like an idiot.