Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Lala Kent: Jax Taylor is a P--sy!

Unlike previous newcomers to the Vanderpump Rules cast (We’ll never forget you, Vail Bloom.) Lala Kent actually brings a lot to the table.



In addition to the fact that Lala is crazy hot, she holds her own against one of the most amusingly sociopathic casts in reality television. Case in point:



Earlier this week, the SUR crew (and those who have been fired from SUR, yet have managed to create enough drama to stay on the series) got together to film the annual end-of-season reunion show.’


As you can see, Lala and James Kenneddy are still an item, because she apparently suffers from a tragic case of douche-blindness.


Like the rest of the world, Jax Taylor finds this baffling and decided to express his thoughts on Kennedy and Kent’s trailer door.


Lala posted the above photo to Instagram along with this scathing caption:


“I wanna give a shout out to Jax Taylor for keeping us oh so relevant. Keep my name in your mouth. But on the real Jax, snapchat me that pussy, baby.”


Jax hasn’t commented yet, but we imagine that’s because he was forced to check into a local burn center.



Frankly, we’d like to know how Lala knows this was Jax. Wouldn’t be more in keeping with his M.O. to just steal the sign?


In any event, the real tragedy here is that – while they have yet to hook up on the show – Lala and James are banging in real life.


We’d point Lala to our extensive collection of evidence that James Kennedy is the world’s biggest douche, but we get the feeling she already knows.


Plus, she told the whole world he has a tiny dong.


Watch Vanderpump Rules online to relive that and other glorious moments.