Prepared yourselves, citizens of the world.
Say your prayers. Eat your vitamins. Get ready for everything to change in just a few weeks time.
Because that’s when Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna will welcome a child into the world.
The model and reality star posted a photo on social media last night that revealed both her current weight and the date on which she’s scheduled to give birth.
Chyna took a page here out of the playbook of Kim Kardashian, who constantly would photograph her scale while pregnant with her second child and then in the months that followed as well.
In this case, Chyna’s numbers reads 186.6 pounds, which is about 20 pounds more than the last time she confessed her weight to her millions of followers.
She has gained approximately 40 pounds overall since Rob’s sperm fertilized her egg.
Along with her weight, however, Blac Chyna officially started the countdown to her baby.
“Four weeks after Sunday she will be here,” she wrote on the photo with the due date, “Nov. 16.”
That’s a Wednesday, for those wondering, although we can’t say for certain that Chyna will give birth on that date.
We do know, though, that Chyna and Rob Kardashian are expecting a girl.
They recently celebrated the impending arrival of their daughter with a co-ed baby shower.
Nearly 80 guests – from King Cairo to Scott Disick – attended the party, which was planned by Eve Sarkisyan and hosted by Sylvia Karapetian.
There were cocktails there named after Rob and Chyna, along with a belly dancer… photo booths … and various games, including bobbing for nipples and pin the sperm on the egg.
Lovely.
Those who watch Rob & Chyna online each week, of course, are likely wondering whether the famous couple will even be a couple when they become parents next month.
That E! reality series really does not give us much hope, as it depicts a never-ending stream of fights and arguments between Rob and Chyna.
To wit: they get into it below over some french fries…
Are most of the confrontations scripted by producers? Of course.
But still. It doesn’t bode well for the future of this relationship that its two participants are happy to be seen at each other’s throats all the time.
According to various sources, meanwhile, there’s been real tension between Chyna and Rob as well.
There was even chatter for awhile that Rob and Chyna had broken up and that the former had fallen into another one of his funks.
Insiders said Kardashian’s weight had ballooned again over 300 pounds and that he had cut off contact with the outside world.
But the stars then clarified their status via a photo of Chyna’s growing belly. It was sort of sweet, actually.
These two really can be sweet when they want to be, which is why we’re rooting for them to figure everything out in the end.
There’s just over a month to go until they are parents, responsible for another human being’s life.
The time for games is over.
The time to step up, be mature and consider someone else before oneself is about to arrive. They better be prepared for it.