Khloe Kardashian has a very specific type when it comes to the men she dates.
Basically, if you’re not a current NBA player, she ain’t interested.
Of course, she’s openly spoken about her desire to settle down, and it doesn’t seem to be happening with these dudes, so maybe it’s time to try a new sport?
We’d like to recommend the NFL.
Those 53-man rosters offer a lot more in the way of options, and if you can find yourself a nice punter, then you still get all the thrills of dating a professional athlete, but they have way more time to devote to your relationship than most, what with working like 45 seconds a year.
As you may know, Khloe is dating Cleveland Cavaliers center Tristan Thompson at the moment, but it looks like there’s trouble in paradise.
For the record, that’s the only time that anyone has ever used the words “Cleveland” and “paradise” in the same sentence.
We don’t know for certain that Khloe and Tristan have called it quits, but it certainly seems like that might be the case based on Khloe’s latest Instagram post.
Beneath a photo with text that reads, “Fate loves the fearless,” Khloe posted this caption:
“Let me remind you that we don’t need anybody’s approval to be happy in life. EVER! Let you validate and accept your own version of happiness.
You choose your life! Don’t let anyone else decide for you. We are no victims to life. No prisoners. But we do become victims and prisoners to the people we choose to coexist with.
“We tend to become content, passive and blind within our relationships.”
She could’ve been talking about anything until she got to that last part about being “passive and blind within our relationships.”
Not exactly relationship-positive stuff there.
She got even more direct from there, writing:
“Giving up is self-defeat.
“Letting go is self-love. Letting go means putting yourself first instead of holding on to that negative space you don’t deserve. No body deserves.
“Removing toxic people from your life is only allowing room for a positive flow to elevate your mind, body and soul. Not everyone who started with you will finish with you. Be ok with that.”
“Removing toxic people from your life” certainly sounds like breakup talk.
Interestingly, this all comes on the heels of rumors that Khloe is pregnant with Tristan’s baby.
We’re gonna go ahead and guess that those rumors were BS.
We’re also gonna assume that Khloe will soon be scooping up Rams season tickets.