Remember that time you got totally drunk and did something very stupid?
No?
Perhaps the following Facebook status updates will jog your memory.
Do any of these hilarious stories sound familiar? If not, then you can rest easy, sit back and laugh at the wasted pain of others…
1. A Fair Deal

This person should consider himself very lucky, really.
2. Drunk You is AWESOME

An awesome douche, we suppose.
3. Turns Out, I Was My Own Secret Santa!

Who knew?!? (Not me.)
4. Did You Check for a Flash in Her Book?

Don’t jump to such a conclusion.
5. Anyone? Anyone?

Must I do EVERYthing myself?!?
6. Wait, We Have a Question:

Who took this photo? And why isn’t he or she holding your hair back?!?