Today is a very special day, a glorious day that we’ve been praying for for a very, very long time.
Amber Portwood has broken up with the incredibly creepy douche monster known as Matt Baier!
Well, sort of.
The trouble reportedly started a few weeks ago when, according to The Ashley’s Reality Roundup, rumors began swirling that Matt was cheating on Amber. She confronted him about it, and he denied it.
But the thing about Matt Baier is that you really can’t believe a word that comes out of his mouth, and Amber knows that.
So she put a pin it until this week, when they flew out to L.A. together. They did some interviews, Matt pretended he was famous, you know, the usual.
Then she asked him to take a lie detector test. And he did not do so well.
He apparently lied about some of the questions about cheating, and Amber was so bothered by it that she sent him home, telling him to get his things and get out of her house before she returned.
Sounds amazing, right?
But things are still a little confusing.
After the polygraph incident, Amber chatted with Dr. Drew’s wife, Susan Pinsky, on her podcast, and she said some pretty interesting things.
About Matt, she said “We were engaged for a couple of years, and we had a venue set up for a wedding October 13th.”
However, she added “Some things have happened over the last couple of days so I don’t know.”
“We were together three years,” she explained. “I can’t say we’re together right now and I can’t say we aren’t together right now.”
“It’s a weird situation. I can say he went home yesterday and I am here.”
So it sounds like she’s on the fence about dumping him, doesn’t it? Like they’ve already got the wedding planned, so now she has to decide if cheating is a deal breaker for her.
But according to Matt, everything is totally 100% fine, no relationship issues whatsoever.
“No, we are not broken up,” he said in his own statement. “There have been very sick, lonely people for the past three years trying to destroy us, and that’s going to take its toll on any relationship.”
He confirms that he did take a lie detector test “to once and for all prove to everybody that I’ve never been unfaithful to Amber.”
“Amber and I have been through an awful lot worse for the last three years. We’re constantly battling outside forces who try to inject themselves into our relationship.”
He concludes his statement by saying that “Amber and I will get through this like we always have. We haven’t broken up.”
Good ol’ Matt also said that those people who’ve been meddling in their relationship “are being dealt with in the legal system now.”
It’s a little odd that he’s taking this stance, since Amber said herself that she’s not sure of the status of their relationship.
In fact, she gave a new statement to go along with Matt’s here — she said that “As of now, we are not broken up.”
Not exactly a confident declaration of love, huh?
It seems like Amber is at a crossroads right now, so let’s just hope that she takes her time, really considers her options, and makes the right decision.
The right decision, of course, being to dump Matt, once and for all.
