It"s time to meet Rob.
Average Rob, actually, which is what this random guy goes by on Instagram.
On this social media platform, Average Rob describes himself as just a “mediocre dude from Belgium,” but he’s clearly being modest.
Why? Because Rob has slept with nearly every A-List celebrity in Hollywood, from famous singers to models to actresses and more.
How has he pulled this off? Photoshop, some might say.
But we"ll let Rob"s Instagram pictures speak for themselves…
1. Taylor Swift
Rob was able to sleep with Swift on a park bench. We didn’t know she liked it in public!
2. Barack Obama
GASP! It’s a good thing this relationship wasn’t exposed while Obama was in office!
3. David Beckham
Rob is open to either men or women. And it helps when the men look like Beckham.
4. Eminem
AWWW! The rapper cuddled afterward. Sort of.
5. Mila Kunis
Silly Mila. It seems just like her to have a bit of fun post-coitus, don’t you agree?
6. Margot Robbie
He apparently did it (many) doggie style with this gorgeous actress. Nice!