The cast members of Floribama Shore are eager to emerge from the shadows of the cast members of Jersey Shore, and that’s why they will go to extreme measures to prove they are worthy of making good TV.
On Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 3, Nilsa was still pursuing Jeremiah, but he had another woman in his sights: Kayla Jo.
This sent Nilsa on a downward spiral which resulted in her calling her ex-husband for some assistance in what to do in the situation.
Codi, who has been trying to get closer to Nilsa since he laid eyes on her was not impressed by her actions and took issue with her body.
“Maybe you want [your ex] to buy you some more a— implants, or fake eyebrows?” he yelled in a disgusting rant that proved he was no good.
Nilsa then started saying that her vagina was “made of steel.” As if that was not bad enough, she started spreading her legs on the couch to show it off to the whole world.
“He could f—ing beat this s— to the ground. You could put this s— in its grave, and it would still be left standing. The autopsy guy would stop and be like, That thing is still alive!”
Um, alright, then.
Kirk was sleeping on the other couch, but Nilsa woke him up with her crazy actions.
“Nilsa, usually, could probably get whatever she wants,” he wondered. “But Jeremiah really isn’t feeling her that much, so I feel like she really is just acting a fool. Straight up.”
After spending the night, Kayla Jo made Jeremiah breakfast and everything. Maybe she’s a keeper.
Meanwhile, Aimee revealed to the audience that she absolutely hates doing any work.
“I dread work every day,” she dished. “I’m biting my tongue until I can become a trophy wife, because that is my dream job.”
After a bust-up with Kirk, Aimee thought it would be a good idea to show off her lack of culinary skills to her friends.
“I grew up super poor,” she admitted. “This is like, kind of embarrassing, but I don’t know how to cook fancy.”
But she did know how to cook taco soup, so there’s that.
The cast then headed out to the bar for some dollar draft beers, and the drama went into overdrive.
A local decided that Nilsa was all over the place as a person and needed to dial it back before it was too late.
“You’re beautiful, you just need to stop acting like it,” he said.
“You just like, strive for attention. You’d actually get it if you just shut your mouth.”
This did not sit well with Nilsa who started wailing, and before long, it descended into a big bust up in the street with everyone seemingly involved.
Wait, Jeremiah watched from a distance. This is going to get interesting!
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